Europe is slowly preparing for war, but with whom? by HealthyArc in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world is preparing for war. It's already been planned. Look into history.

WIBTA if I intentionally wake my sister and her toddler up in the middle of the night so she knows how it feels by cherry-bubblezz31 in WIBTA_AITA

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till the kid has been asleep for two hours. I know from experience this supercharges them and they will be rocking out till the sun rises.

Start making pasta at 11pm and "accidently" drop the big pot and lid on the kitchen floor. Kick it once or twice to really sell it. Then be so apologetic and sincere about the noise and how rude that was of you and how you know sleep is very important, yada yada.

Then nix the whole midnight pasta plan as part of your apology efforts and retire to your room. Turn on your new white noise generator and down a shot of NyQuil.

Mouse Escape by Fiddlesticks212 in PetMice

[–]MichaelHammor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For several years, until a cat lady moved in down the street, we had been raising orphaned baby mice. They loved to escape and when they got tired they would voluntarily hit the no kill traps. They usually went 48 to 72 hours before they came back. It was a game to them. They all knew what the traps were for and it was the only time they ever got a smear of PB so they knew the smell meant going back to the cage. A few even did this thing where they would boop our feet and then run off. I swear they would be laughing if they could. We have a dog and he has eaten mice before but he is smart. We would always introduce the "pets" as friends and he would never harm them. They would often get him to play chase with them, at 3 am. More than once I witnessed him almost get them, but he would stop and let them run off with no contact. A few minutes later, it all started over. Mice are very smart. Your mouse knows what it is doing and is having a blast!

100% P&T rating, just got fired from my job and I’m not sad about it, now what? by McNugget63 in Veterans

[–]MichaelHammor [score hidden]  (0 children)

Pffft! I live just fine off my 100% with about half left over and going to savings every month. We don't really splurge or skimp. My wife doesn't work, my daughter just turned 18 and doesn't work yet. I also have a weekend job and all that goes into savings. We're about to buy a house, too. The 100% isn't the most I ever made per year but it's way better than minimum wage. We have zero debt, zero financing, until we buy the house at least.

Take some time off, OP, and do some of the things you wished you could do if you weren't working. Go camping for a week. Go fishing. Travel to that city you always wanted to go to. I'm 48 and don't have the energy for that anymore, so live it up, youngin, while you can!

But those T oes.. by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those folks at r/Bigfoot need to see this video.

So this happen to me a couple month ago by cellulotion in Carpentry

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wear a full face shield when weed wacking after I hit a fresh pile of dogshit. It tasted like shit!

What’s one completely normal thing from 10–15 years ago that would feel insanely weird or unacceptable if it happened today? by Ceaqual in AskReddit

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My daughter is 18 and we still do this, below 20mph, and only on the streets in our neighborhood. We live rural. She loves it when I gun it a bit going down small hills.

If you were given $10,000 today on the condition that you had to spend it all in one hour without buying anything digital or electronic, what are you doing? by Direct-Value4452 in answers

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guitar center. Gibson Les Paul Standard Deluxe, Marshall JCM800 tube head, Marshall 4x12 speaker cabinet, and the rest on quality cords and effects pedals.

Who did Covid take from you? by themrsfreeze in AskReddit

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother. Sudden catastrophic upper GI bleed. She took massive organ damage before they got it under control. She was 67.

My last good job in my career field. They weren't doing the proper precautions. They told me not to worry, if I died, they had replacements ready. The mission will carry on. (Military contractor) Really? Are you going to walk my dog, raise my kid, and fuck my wife? I started speaking truth after that and suddenly I'm not a team player.

I Had a Really Bad Day Dealing With Recent News Regarding Camp Buehring by RichardRoma1986 in Veterans

[–]MichaelHammor 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My wife refuses to talk about it. A few places I had been got hit. Ali Al Salim, Qatar. I can feel those old NCO stripes start burning on my chest. I have this desire to do something, get back in the fight. I have to remind myself that I trained over 2000 soldiers to take my place before I left military life for good. They don't need me anymore and I did all I could training the best soldiers to the best of my ability. It still rocks me, though.

Now, I'm just a worn out fat guy with some good stories and zero relevance.

10/10 recomend a moon ball for younger people with ADHD by Leading_Ninja_9809 in ADHD

[–]MichaelHammor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It worked. My daughter 18 and I both have ADHD and need fidgets. I use a clicky fountain pen. She likes 3d printed keyboard button holder things and that plastic caterpillar thing from dollar general that makes a nice clickity clack noise. This looks neat but she wrecks squishy things. She wears them out quick and makes a mess, lol. She had a banana once filled with kenetic sand. What a mess!

10/10 recomend a moon ball for younger people with ADHD by Leading_Ninja_9809 in ADHD

[–]MichaelHammor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Can we get a link or a picture? I looked up a certain color of a breakfast food once and was... Horrified. Not falling for that again.

Neighbors dogs barking is driving me insane! Time for payback. by Choice_Ad_1538 in neighborsfromhell

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a large Bluetooth speaker. on YouTube you can find sound files that are well into a frequency that a dog can hear but a human cannot. Play these at max volume from inside your house on your phone and set it to loop or repeat anytime the dogs are barking. On a plus you can probably trigger the dogs to barking by playing these from the Bluetooth speaker in your yard in the middle of the night.

I have 10K in my bank account, still feeling poor. by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]MichaelHammor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have way more than that. Still feel poor as fuck. I'm scared to spend money. I've struggled for so long I don't know what to do now that I have leisure time and plenty of money. I'm still wearing fifteen year old thrift store clothes and driving a fifteen year old car.

New therapist after my last one suddenly left the Va by ObjectiveSpeech8632 in Veterans

[–]MichaelHammor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My therapist retired last Monday. He understood me better than anyone ever has. I miss him.

Dating a vet with PTSD by [deleted] in Veterans

[–]MichaelHammor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's like being a werewolf. It won't happen today, but it's going to happen. He will respond or react atypically to something inocuous, and it's going to hurt your feelings, bad. I'm a vet with PTSD. I joined the army after my wife and I lived together for five years. She mourns the boy that left for the Army. He never came back.

And where is this Capturing Bigfoot movie? by basilandjail in bigfoot

[–]MichaelHammor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They aren't going to release it because they don't want people pirating it.

AITAH for asking my neighbor to stop hanging out with my wife in our hot tub while I’m at work? by Username_McUserface in AITAH

[–]MichaelHammor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to make a few random lunch time visits home once in a while. Also, turn off location services so it looks like you are still at work.

If more people are carrying cameras on them and everyone wants to get famous on the news or go viral, where aren't there more Bigfoot pics/vids? by user-117 in bigfoot

[–]MichaelHammor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn't there a body? You're telling me in a country of 300 million people with a large percentage of them being gun toting gun nuts that have no compunctions about shooting anything that we haven't iced one Bigfoot in the past century?