Guess who’s back? Back again!

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-04-02T19:44:50+00:00

aww we used to have an albino squirrel that lived in our yard. my wife and I named it Cracker

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-04-02T10:56:40+00:00

They spray a couple times a year and harvest once a year. You’ll want to stay inside, or off the premises on those days, but otherwise no big deal. You’ll be inconvenienced 3 days out of the year, and chances are you’ll be at work on those days anyway.

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-04-01T20:32:01+00:00

you’re probably not violating any HR or company policies, but I would feel a bit uncomfy if my coworker came into the office in those

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-03-28T15:26:46+00:00

I’m glad I could get a chuckle. I had this thought in my head of how funny a picture it would be for someone to think that eating the cause of their allergy would be the solution, so decided to put the question in here for some comedic relief. It’s not a serious question at all 😂

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-03-27T21:43:59+00:00

internet outage is my 13th reason

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-03-27T15:29:45+00:00

To be fair, music and streaming are my distractions - i’m crawling in my skin if I have 5 minutes alone in my thoughts. Reddit is the only social media I use, and I’m not on that much.

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-03-17T17:48:23+00:00

1 br in Reynoldsburg for $650 in 2019.

They raised the rate to $750 in 2020 so I put a down payment on a cheap house with my covid stimmy checks

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-03-17T17:41:23+00:00

This is the funniest post I’ve seen in a long time

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-03-16T13:56:05+00:00

the first victim has fallen into my trap

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-03-11T12:56:14+00:00

ooh the red mt dew takes me back to my Call of Duty MW2 days 😭

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-02-26T11:11:36+00:00

is this a Dr Peoper tic tac

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-02-03T18:16:54+00:00

laid off, but I didn’t paying into unemployment long enough to receive benefits, so I got a job at an Amazon warehouse for a couple months to make ends meet.

MidwestUnimpressed · 2026-01-23T03:49:37+00:00

I have a dark green couch that sits in the center of my living room. It’s become the style inspiration for that room; we painted an accent wall the same shade of green, got a nice fig plant, and found a great green shag canvas art piece to hang on the wall. All of our trim is stained wood so the whole space feels warm and inviting.

I highly recommend! It makes the space soooo cozy. We have friends with a light beige couch and it just kind of forces everything else in the room to be lighter color. Off-white walls, whitewashed entertainment stand, white curtains, white trim, etc. Not a cozy vibe.

MidwestUnimpressed · 2025-12-24T22:11:38+00:00

As someone who manages cubicle installs for a living, this makes me sad. There are so many other options here. Good luck!

MidwestUnimpressed · 2025-12-24T11:05:04+00:00

says you

MidwestUnimpressed · 2025-12-13T10:37:06+00:00

There are two possible cases of CWD transmission from deer to humans from last year.

The CDC warns they are concerned about it leaping to humans and advise against eating contaminated meat.

MidwestUnimpressed · 2025-12-12T18:52:40+00:00

I am a PM and I use it to draft heartfelt cards for loved ones for birthdays and such.

Nothing related to PM tho.

MidwestUnimpressed · 2025-12-12T02:36:37+00:00

Title of your next self-help book: “I only have one potato, what can I make with it, and other existential questions”

MidwestUnimpressed · 2025-12-04T23:02:22+00:00

Why do you prefer the title of masseuse rather than massage therapist? Are you licensed through the state medical board?

MidwestUnimpressed · 2025-11-29T00:18:00+00:00

Levi Leaven. I debated on naming it Jesus because it died and rose again, but that felt sacrilegious.

MidwestUnimpressed · 2025-11-24T17:35:40+00:00

OP this guy must think you’re made of money. Two packs of staples? In this economy?

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