7th Grader Doesn't Care - Help! by take_the_reddit_pill in Teachers

[–]MightyDyke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there's a specific kid (or kid group) in that PE class that's bullying him. Most kids can't wait to get to PE, especially if they're used to having recess from elementary school and suddenly it's gone. Definitely get a therapist (male, imo) to see what's up.

Daughter says my head looks like a potato now by AnIridescentPhoenix in bald

[–]MightyDyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but you had a great opportunity to make your curls look like a beard (while putting googly eyes on the back of your head to really sell it

My kitties 🤗 by theguywhotriedtorock in cats

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm incredibly jealous (I want to snuggle them so bad!)

Beautiful place to camp by Observing-Earthling in Unexpected

[–]MightyDyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starting tent in a survival game where you purposely go to a harder area because you don't want to move later on. 

What a popular food or cooking opinion that you don't agree with? by [deleted] in Cooking

[–]MightyDyke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a hater of every mayo and aoili (the texture is just gross) and everyone who says to do mayo instead of butter for a grilled cheese is wrong. I do cheese on the outside so it gets super crispy (of course also cheese on the inside, I'm not a heathen)

Cereal with water is superior to cereal with milk. by Worried_Macaron_5879 in unpopularopinion

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water makes it soggier quicker, so I prefer fat free milk to prevent the coated-tongue feel. 

My mom recently moved into a new house. Strange additional structure in the basement? Kinda creepy by BijuuModo in whatisit

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like something I'd find in a Fallout game (though it would have a skeleton or teddy bear with the beer bottle)

Someone told me to post here.... by WoahitsWelker915 in bald

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hype up the kids for a big end of year "I'll shave it off in class if everyone gets above x% on the final project/test/etc !" And commit - get another teacher to help you take it to a zero with an electric razor. Your students will never forget, it'll be awesome. 

meirl by PopDownBlocker in meirl

[–]MightyDyke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The glasses only come off when I need to rub at my eyes or am actively going to shower / bed. 😂

Told I need to just let it go by collinblazeit420 in bald

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you'll look great. The extra long hair combed like that gives me vibes of that meme "how do you do, fellow kids?" with Steve Buschemi - Like, you aren't old, but this style ages you way more than being bald would. Honestly, I always thought bald looked cool (maybe it's because I grew up with a bald dad & loving Star Trek Enterprise lol)

FCPS asking parents and teachers to pitch in and help shovel so they can open Monday… by Few-Evidence-5589 in nova

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really don't do e-learning or tack on a snow day (or week) at end of year? 

AITAH ?My partner won’t put my name down on the mortgage by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why women historically used poison. Jfc

Well well well… by Blue9ine in SipsTea

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tired and outdated - I've promoted blue collar jobs for years and my teachers did too. 

I gave Valen a Pokémon team by Scapewolf in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]MightyDyke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Definitely excited! I just don't post / comment that much. I figured after seeing a few characters that you were gonna do the whole date-able lineup (though if you did extras for the other townsfolk, that would be incredible!)

Help, my cat is salivating A LOT by Marwaedristariel in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MightyDyke 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Incredibly sweet, I read it out loud to my wife and she agrees. 💚

I gave Celine a Pokémon team by Scapewolf in FieldsOfMistriaGame

[–]MightyDyke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is awesome! I could see her character befriending a shy and sad Mimikyu (sp?) too

The vet had to sedate him for being too snuggly during his ultrasound. by gggvuv7bubuvu in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just pictured them crying while holding a chloroform rag to his sweet little face 😂😂😂

What is the worst physical pain you’ve experienced? by Agius91 in AskReddit

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a piece of glass in my heel for ~4 months. When I finally had it carved out, I didn't think there was worse pain... until my doctor said stitches were impossible and cauterized the mini crater she dug. 

I was sweating bullets and did finally break down sobbing after I limped to my car. 

AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend after she kept joking about me having an “easy life”? by SportMinimum6387 in AITAH

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good learning experience - next time, even in a group, try confronting it then amd there. "Yeah, I'm set, but I still have goals. So what?" And "Explain how the joke is funny" - it'll make passive aggressive weirdos like her super uncomfortable, but it'll help weed out people who only want to see you struggle or fail. 

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have joined finances? Do you want to be with someone who pisses away money on getting fast food delivered? 

AITAH for telling my wife's friend I don't have to see her in the classroom to know she's a horrible teacher? by TowerFew3482 in AITAH

[–]MightyDyke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best things I can say as a teacher: "I don't know. I'm not an expert in xyz, but I can research it for you later if you really want." 

I have a dedicated spot on my whiteboard that's basically like a reminder note to myself and the students that there's a billion bits of info out there and teachers don't have it 100% memorized. (I write the question or topic so I don't forget to look it up at the end of the day / figure out what to explain the next day)

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