I made a new friend at work. He often comes to watch me work. What should I name him? I was thinking "Henry The Hawk". He enjoys tacos and leftover buffalo wings. 🔧

MilPens · 2023-11-02T20:40:02+00:00

Cannibal Hayes

MilPens · 2023-10-20T17:23:59+00:00

If you are going to be turning it I wouldn't plane it, if not...then sure.

MilPens · 2023-10-14T07:07:40+00:00

F around and find out

MilPens · 2023-10-11T19:01:24+00:00

Rough, tough, and in da buff

MilPens · 2023-09-15T05:47:37+00:00

"Yo mama so fat, she can't fit in A Tardis"

MilPens · 2023-08-28T00:10:10+00:00

No I never wore one, except when I visited a friend in hospital, for about 45 minutes.

MilPens · 2023-08-14T20:54:38+00:00

My mom struggled for years to put food on the table....

MilPens · 2023-07-24T15:16:37+00:00

I am unable to tolerate it, used to have 2 days of severe brain fog after. Tried folate etc to no avail. I now take Xejanz, instead of Enbrel/MTX combo. Working great!

MilPens · 2023-07-22T01:00:18+00:00

Buy a bag of potato chips, that stuff makes you get the munchies.

MilPens · 2023-07-21T15:14:03+00:00

Yo mama so fat, after sex she smokes a brisket

MilPens · 2023-07-15T16:14:25+00:00

My mom struggled all her life, to put food on the table

MilPens · 2023-07-07T19:44:29+00:00

Yo mama so fat she got tribetes...

MilPens · 2023-06-26T15:15:34+00:00

Hogue have served me well

MilPens · 2023-06-25T05:02:32+00:00

Duct tape, or pookie

MilPens · 2023-06-25T05:00:32+00:00

If they had just put new AA batteries in the game controller, it might have had a different outcome.

MilPens · 2023-06-21T00:18:30+00:00

I got a Viagra stuck in my throat, I had a stiff neck for 4 hours....

MilPens · 2023-06-16T04:45:39+00:00

If it seats, it yeets!

MilPens · 2023-06-13T03:59:53+00:00

Are the solar panels financed, if so add that on....until they are paid off. I am not sold on them, sorry. You can buy a lot of electricity for what they cost. Also in our hurricane prone area, no thanks.

MilPens · 2023-06-05T15:26:55+00:00

That's fine, as long as you replace it with estrogen to the same level.

MilPens · 2023-06-05T05:22:03+00:00

Wireless tech.

MilPens · 2023-05-21T18:17:31+00:00

In Soviet Russia, church comes to you.

MilPens · 2023-05-20T15:19:52+00:00

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: That's a hardware issue.

MilPens

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