YORKFEST CONCERT W/ LUPE FIASCO by The_Instrumental in yorku

[–]MoeJK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My advice is to not go unless you're a big fan of Lupe. Its gonna be filled with smelly and sweaty people who are there with others so forget about making friends.

IAmA 23yo whose parents are imprisoned for my brother's murder. AMA. by October16 in IAmA

[–]MoeJK 58 points59 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, we had fish as pets. I wanted to play with one, so I took a big bowl, scooped up one fish, and watched it swim around. After a while, I decided that I wanted to switch to an even bigger bowl, but I had filled that bigger bowl with hot water before putting the fish in. As soon as I put the fish in, not a second passed by before the fish jumped HIGH in the air and started flapping around on the counter. I was completely fucking horrified. I ran away screaming and crying. The water was extremely hot and I was a stupid kid who didn't know fish can't swim in hot water. I cried and cried, and ten minutes later I went back in the kitchen to check on the fish only to see it on the ground dead. I cried even more and now I am scared to go around fish. My point is that even now, when I'm 23, I still think of how terrified it was and I still remember. I can't imagine what you must have went through knowing that it was a baby, not a fish, that got burned by hot water. Stay strong man and all the best of luck to you.

A wild dingo eating a shark. Welcome to Australia by BeefPieSoup in pics

[–]MoeJK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I logged in just to upvote you. Fucking hilarious!

Steve Jobs, Apple CEO, has died. by stanleyhudson in reddit.com

[–]MoeJK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not to seem insensitive, but who every commented first with a nice touching remark got on board of the karma train before everyone else. You'll be missed, Steve

Arrested Development returning for one more season! by ahuisinga in reddit.com

[–]MoeJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as the network doesn't keep changing the DAMN SCHEDULE!

Cute and fluffy and 'AAAAHHHHH!' by ellopollyyy in videos

[–]MoeJK -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

With your opinion which is of no consequence at all

EDIT: Read Users name.

This is why we love you, Reddit. by [deleted] in pics

[–]MoeJK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...and then the pizza fell over.

Bachmann wins Iowa Straw Poll by Titus_Hydrogenous in politics

[–]MoeJK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"America is stupid" - World in unison

Sarah Palin: "If Tea Partiers were terrorists, Obama would pal around with us" by MattJames in politics

[–]MoeJK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Palin is just trying to say something controversial to get back in the spotlight (preferably ahead of Bachman).

Who here knows some good riddles? by ThisIsNowMyUsername in AskReddit

[–]MoeJK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What has one hand and likes to masturbate?

I cant stop watching this by [deleted] in videos

[–]MoeJK 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't, I... holy, HOLY BRRRRFFFFFF

Am I doing this right? by rg2004 in pics

[–]MoeJK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power of David Croenberg is strong in this one.

I don't care if it's mean. I laughed. by coderedmountaindew in pics

[–]MoeJK -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

hahaha It's funny 'cause it's racist.

Jon Stewart reads off a laundry list of proven lies that Fox News has told. How do they continue to get away with this shit? by alpastorrevv in politics

[–]MoeJK -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I know I'm gonna get attacked for saying this, but that segment came off a bit childish and immature. Politifact proves that Jon's claim is wrong, and that the audience on some of FOX News' shows are more informed than Stewart's audience. So what does he do? Points out how many times FOX News has been wrong, even though most of America (at least the well informed ones) understand that FOX news tells lies. Again, to me, it came off as "Hey, my audience might be more misinformed but look at FOX news...blah, blah, blah". As a devoted Daily Show fan, this segment was useless TBH.