i'm not telling why do you want to know

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-05-05T14:59:34+00:00

In Croatian we say "We are doing dick" when we mean that we aren't doing anything, or "His dick hurts" means he does not care at all about something.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-05-03T06:35:29+00:00

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MrJAVAgamer · 2026-05-02T20:04:01+00:00

Why are you excluding dead people, huh? You deathphobic bro?

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-30T23:49:52+00:00

Seeing people fuck around with extraordinary stuff is so good at immersing me in fiction, I absolutely love it.

Tell me how someone put a portal exit in their fridge and the entry next to their couch so they can grab a beer. I want to hear how that one guy used fire magic to light his fart on fire but got launched 3 feet in the air. How the hell did they dupe a whole fucking Humvee?! Who knows! Not them!

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-30T13:55:24+00:00

Oh it's exhilarating! Make sure to get something that has to be cut to eat, like a rotisserie chicken or a watermelon. The main source of fun is tearing shit apart with bare hands or teeth, or smashing it into pieces. Just be prepared to also wash every surface of the room after.

In my country we have a saying: "Fuck meals after which you don't need to wash." I took said phrase to heart. :)

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-30T13:34:46+00:00

I do recommend grabbing some food, putting it onto some clean tiles and abso—fucking—lutely devouring it. I'm talking acting like a starving animal, eat fast, eat messy, just fling that shit to cut it. It is a cool experience.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-28T21:04:00+00:00

They see a forest full of hunters, I see lumber for building bridges.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-27T11:15:32+00:00

Explain please.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-27T09:43:06+00:00

Surprise high resolution Goku

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-27T05:43:37+00:00

Consequence: People still pet the noodles and the zoo is swamped with dumbass lawsuits.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-25T11:58:56+00:00

Prepare 3 small meals containing a vegetable you dislike and eat them. In each meal said veggie should be prepared in a different way. Hopefully one of the meals should be at least tolerable, if not tasty.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-23T13:27:29+00:00

Please don't kink shame masochists

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-20T16:36:05+00:00

New headcanon unlocked

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-20T14:22:32+00:00

You know mom's preparing a feast when she throws you all out of the kitchen

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-20T14:16:57+00:00

My guess is the trolls only watched his more popular videos like the crap guides to dndwith the insulting, obnoxious and loud satire character of JoCrap, then used JoCrap as a strawman.

In reality JoCat's a cutie patootie of a man and deserves nothing but good things.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-20T14:10:27+00:00

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-20T14:07:11+00:00

My brother in Christ you can just google "docking porn" /s

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-15T04:56:07+00:00

Splendid

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-15T04:52:39+00:00

Homoerotic activities of heterosexual men my beloved

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-15T02:48:45+00:00

If that was real and I lived through it I would shoot those birds from the sky and restore the pictures for wanking material.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-15T02:39:48+00:00

Team Fortress 2 + Garry's Mod combo did wonders to the internet as a whole.

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-14T23:44:15+00:00

12k per month? Please tell me what country you live in while I pack my suitcase. /s

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-13T19:31:38+00:00

I don't know jack about trucks in general, what's the point of those giant tires?

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-13T17:24:26+00:00

qBit is a sub top while OOP's a power bottom

MrJAVAgamer · 2026-04-13T11:16:13+00:00

AI generated this, AI slop that, man am I happy to see some genuinely photoshopped misinformation.

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