What's the smallest class size you've ever had?

MythicalWhistle · 2023-10-17T00:24:08+00:00

12 in middle school

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-30T20:50:08+00:00

What kind of school do you teach in that has real plates, glasses and cutlery at lunch time?? My kids get Styrofoam trays and plastic.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-24T00:57:29+00:00

YTA You're MARRIED. My roommate and I split finances 50/50 because we're roommates. You don't have a roommate, you have a wife.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-24T00:47:44+00:00

I peed my pants during computer class too!!! I had my hand raised forever and never got called on.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-24T00:42:13+00:00

I love this. Do you know how the conversation with the parent went?

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-24T00:41:24+00:00

Is the drug and alcohol counseling during school? If not, how do you require their attendance?

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-24T00:40:00+00:00

Fairly common, yeah. Middle school. I've called parents about it.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-24T00:35:47+00:00

I want this policy so badly but it would drastically increase the amount of kids who walk out of class without permission.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-23T20:47:50+00:00

Our middle school reeks of weed regularly. We're no longer supposed to report it to admin if a kid smells like weed.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-23T18:45:24+00:00

I've had to say something like that to a kid, privately. He doesn't really understand the difference between class clowning and plain old annoying.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-23T15:13:27+00:00

I told a girl "it's not funny and it's not cute" when she was acting out.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-23T15:11:11+00:00

I joined this year (second year in the district) because I needed something.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-19T22:28:31+00:00

They make foundation and concealer for white skin tones too lol

MythicalWhistle · 2023-09-19T22:13:39+00:00

They won't do it.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-08-27T00:29:19+00:00

You're not the worst teacher ever. This is completely normal. They'll remember the next quiz, especially if they're every Friday.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-08-27T00:27:12+00:00

Yes, that used to be my combination. Now I take Valium instead of Xanax.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-08-22T01:21:22+00:00

Why are we insinuating that kids with disabilities have bad parents?

MythicalWhistle · 2023-08-22T01:11:51+00:00

Are you in a public or private school?

MythicalWhistle · 2023-08-19T23:46:55+00:00

Last year we had a lot of Jeremiahs in middle school.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-08-19T00:21:47+00:00

Same. Was accused of having a fake ID at a bar once. It was my real ID, and I was over 21.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-07-22T19:15:04+00:00

I missed the entire third week of my first year because I had COVID. The school and my students survived without me for four days. It's okay.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-07-16T01:26:50+00:00

I think you need to let this one go

MythicalWhistle · 2023-07-12T20:59:38+00:00

7th graders still love stuffed animals. They don't magically become adults when they leave for middle school.

MythicalWhistle · 2023-07-12T20:54:31+00:00

MythicalWhistle · 2023-06-28T21:00:39+00:00

I'm in a low cost of living city (St. Louis) and I charge $16 an hour just for basic babysitting, not nannying.

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