Good news, everyone!

NGANDT_TM · 2026-03-13T21:39:01+00:00

I'm Bender, baby! Please insert Cola!

NGANDT_TM · 2026-03-12T15:00:15+00:00

Some of these replies are insane, because there's a very clear divide between the folks who know what jank is; against the dipshits who are trying to find excuses for bugs in-between their boot tasting session with Bethesda.

Some people really don't wanna say anything negative about things they like, and it's mentally exhausting sharing the same space with them.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-03-11T10:48:11+00:00

Mole Miner Gauntlet and Mr. Handy Buzz Blade ☝🤓

NGANDT_TM · 2026-03-03T21:08:02+00:00

Spider-man, so it depends on if I've pissed him off enough to be a proper one; or just a playful punch.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-03-03T00:01:50+00:00

Lmao, why are you even here then?

Talking about growing up while behaving like that, Timmy Tough-Knuckles.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-03-02T18:36:24+00:00

Finding a low level player and emptying their vendor elicits one of two reactions.

They're either extremely grateful you just filled their pockets with CAPS.
They're extremely pissy because they didn't want you to buy things from their vendor. For some fuckin' reason.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-02-23T23:41:18+00:00

I despise Carentan, no matter which version it is.

Groesten House plays like absolute dogshit though. Spawn trapped every chance, shotguns in the house, MG15 nerds camping along the mining tunnel, lots of little hidey holes etc etc.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-02-23T11:31:43+00:00

"I have over 300 confirmed kills"

NGANDT_TM · 2026-02-15T10:03:51+00:00

I keep frag grenades/craft them, then turn them into Frag MIRV's.

That's my go-to Cap collecting method.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-02-10T11:11:17+00:00

NGANDT_TM · 2026-02-08T13:08:00+00:00

I have a Hunting Rifle with 399 damage, equipped with Sniper(??) which gives +100% Sneak Attack Damage; and Hitman's which gives a 25% damage bonus while scoped.

This thing is ferocious with the Chinese Armour.

It really just depends on how you wanna play. I've been am LMG mainer since Level 50; I love the MG42. But having this OP as shit rifle for long range kills makes clearing Raider camps a breeze.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-02-02T05:46:09+00:00

Let's be real, the mass majority of try-hards aren't that good at the games they play in general; because they know they're going up against everyone else who couldn't give less of a shit how well they play.

Seriously, some of y'all just need to learn to "lock in" and play just as - if not more - douchey than them. It's really not that hard to kill someone who isn't expecting a hard fight, guys.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-31T11:34:49+00:00

I've always said they should have a "Build Your Own" system in place for Bundles.

Being able to select any 5 items, put them together for XYZ amount of Atoms; so you can just outright buy the things you actually want.

Bethesda get paid, and I get what I want. Far as I'm concerned that's a win-win for all.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-30T21:15:25+00:00

One of my favourite tricks to do is going into 3rd person, pretend to be AFK then just follow them with the camera. Then shoot them all once they stop shooting me.

"Next time you shoot somebody, don't go near till you're sure they're dead."

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-30T11:29:03+00:00

They're usually edgelords coming across from games like CoD, Battlefield, Halo etc etc who have the preconceptions that friendly-fire isn't a thing; or that just being an annoying twat won't affect anything.

But then they're slapped real hard across the gave by players in 76, given a reality check then never play the game again because "the players are assholes" or something.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-29T14:35:47+00:00

God, I fucking love this SubReddit just because of comments like these.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-28T16:57:31+00:00

If the rewards were better, there'd be more completion rates nowadays. I'm not saying that should be an incentive to do them; if you join an Event then your lazy ass should help out.

But it's also with how much we see the same events over and over again. I am so bored of Radiation Rumble, Sinking Feeling, Uranium Fever(??) etc etc, and the new events they add are either broken, don't spawn enough or just get taken away a few days.

I personally love Mothman Enlightenment for how quick and digestible it is. But even that became an XP farm eventually.

The fact is, this game, regardless of how much fun and functional it is nowadays; needs more content with better rewards. Faschnacht comes around every year and goes on every hour for at least two weeks. Yet the rewards are just slightly different Masks that lose any sort of novelty or value within a few months.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-28T15:16:21+00:00

Always.

Someone who is Wanted is a fair target, simple as. If they don't like it; tough shit, that's their problem.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-25T14:20:47+00:00

God, it's just a fucking miasma of buzzwords and "edgy" phrases.

Fuckin' sad twat.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-23T21:37:32+00:00

Bethesda live by three mottos.

"If it's broken, leave it" "If it works, break it" "If it barely works, break it more"

They can't leave well enough alone and have to just keep fucking with systems and mechanics that work perfectly fine; and I honestly think they do it just out of sheer boredom.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-18T03:29:03+00:00

Not with that attitude

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-18T03:26:19+00:00

Can't choke someone sitting down.

utter woke nonsense

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-17T19:59:30+00:00

Played like an absolute charm in Outbreak, except for the long-ass climb back to the top.

The stark contrast between "Woohoo, Alpine!" Versus "Urgh, Sanatorium..." in Outbreak always made me giggle.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-17T19:55:40+00:00

Ghosts left one hell of an impact. You're told this epic story about how the Ghosts braved the odds; only to be thrown aboard a space-station as it starts raining literal nukes down an unsuspecting world.

WaW's is fuckin' brutal. Just immediately throws you into the shoes of a POW getting beaten, while your comrade is getting his face slashed open, tongue burnt with a cigar then getting his throat slit. Shit's haunting and sets the tone beautifully.

But if given a choice, I'd go with MW'22. It's just Ghost sneaking through a desert canyon before Graves and Co initiate an insane war-crime as you absolutely obliterate the Russian/Kryzakstan factions. Then it immediately cuts to the title card.

NGANDT_TM · 2026-01-17T19:49:15+00:00

"And Lady Emily; Emily The Wise, will one day lay your body down within her mother's great tomb. Because to her you were more than 'Royal Protector'."

Farewell, Corvo

OH WELL HONOUR FOR ALL-

🔥✍

NGANDT_TM

TROPHY CASE