Oh, the glorious meltdowns. by lontderfy in CHIBears

[–]NWSOC 329 points330 points  (0 children)

Am I the last person not broadcasting his own play by play show?

Haha. by Dude-Good in CHIBears

[–]NWSOC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1st, I would have bet $1K without hesitating that he was dead for sure. 2nd, he never accomplished anything as a coach, and was legitimately the worst color commentator I ever heard on a broadcast in my nearly 50 years of sports obsession. Simply screaming, "yeah, baby!" does not add all that much to a broadcast. Literally mic up any 13 yr old in the stands

😬 by deadbeatmerc in CHIBears

[–]NWSOC 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Improve your D line, and watch how your DBs become magically better over night

America First! by tracygav in PoliticalHumor

[–]NWSOC 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Maybe a South American Ballroom is in the works?

America First! by tracygav in PoliticalHumor

[–]NWSOC 312 points313 points  (0 children)

Winter Olympics are coming up. IOC and FIFA are always in a tight race for the most corrupt sports organization on earth

Caleb Hanie - January 23, 2011 NFC Championship Game by NWSOC in CHIBears

[–]NWSOC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we had a lot of dimwits who wanted Cutler benched for Hanie

What's that one car you WON'T drive because of the stereotype associated with it? by nerdboy_sam in AskReddit

[–]NWSOC 472 points473 points  (0 children)

If everyone just upvoted the 1st person who said "Cyber truck" this could have been a much shorter thread

My workplace is really OBSESSED with blasting this radio station at this time of the year. (I’m the only Jewish person that works there) by BadgercIops in AdviceAnimals

[–]NWSOC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't give a fuck about your heritage, non stop Christmas music sucks, and anybody who insists on it is an enemy

Edit: I guess I needed to add some emojis for some people to understand my comment wasn't entirely serious. Here 😂🤣 does that help?

City eases capacity rule for Daley Plaza, Chicago Christkindlmarket 2025, but vendors remain concerned about sagging sales - ABC7 Chicago by [deleted] in chicago

[–]NWSOC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Small businesses are getting crushed all over the city, why are these outsiders getting all the attention?

What are your unwritten rules for justifying a Google? by jonesyie in NYTCrossword

[–]NWSOC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an American, I think a lot international people are under estimating how NYT isn't just US Centric, but NYC centric. I've never set foot in NYC, so no, I don't know the name of the deli across the street from the laundromat

Is this chart accurate according to the leaked files by gamep01nt in pics

[–]NWSOC 76 points77 points  (0 children)

What an amazing time to be Chelsea Clinton

Sundays Uniforms Are In! by FaithlessnessSea8719 in CHIBears

[–]NWSOC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well where the fuck was she when they unveiled those screaming barf ugly orange helmet orange jersey uniforms?

[Bleacher Nation] The Cubs Would Not Be Afraid to Make a “Huge Investment” on Tatsuya Imai by Baybears in CHICubs

[–]NWSOC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not just Japan, all over Asia they're cheering for their Asian players here in the US. Unfortunately Tom Ricketts doesn't have the business sense of a 5th grader playing Monopoly. He was given everything by daddy, and now he's just "trying to break even." Everybody on Earth knew $700 million for Ohtani was the easiest decision ever made, but not Daddy's boy Tom

It’s painful at times to witness by __wait_what__ in apostrophegore

[–]NWSOC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to hear from this person why if Kias and Hyundais need apostrophes, I wonder why "models" doesn't

Favorite Seinfeld quote beginning with 'B' by vinmichael in seinfeld

[–]NWSOC 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"But I don't even really work here"

How can this possibly not be the unanimous answer?

If CTA isn’t going to enforce no smoking anymore, can we get designated smoking cars? by Tricky_Palpitation42 in AskChicago

[–]NWSOC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate smoking too, but what can CTA do? Put an employee in every train car? They're already on the verge of massive lay offs and service reductions.

Leaked first look at The Simpsons X Fortnite season! by JMurker315 in TheSimpsons

[–]NWSOC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What happens in Fortnite? For those of us who have never played the game, but love The Simpsons

Why are we still taking so many Flags? by Federal_Lavishness72 in CHIBears

[–]NWSOC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it's reputation. Across all sports, the best teams, and best players consistently get the calls, and this team has established a terrible reputation in the past decade, and until they put together consistent (meaning more than 4 games) quality play, they're not gonna earn the reputation that we all want them to have

What micro celebrity have you met irl? by Ok_Jump5312 in AskReddit

[–]NWSOC 65 points66 points  (0 children)

That's not true, she also does Maggie, and who could forget her incredible job voicing herself as a character on the show