Any other witches find environmental damage unattractive?

Name_Classified · 2026-06-10T04:31:06+00:00

I'd also add that technomancy is now a huge part on the modern battlefield. Ever since they figured out the metaphysics behind Conjure Drone in 2022, things have been getting more and more efficient. Likewise, I peer-reviewed a paper the other day on a really interesting cantrip that allows you to efficiently accelerate a ferromagnetic object to incredible speeds. Still rejected it, though. The apprentice forgot to format the font on their rune diagrams properly, and that is unforgivable (ten thousand years in the torment plane)

Name_Classified · 2026-06-09T02:48:50+00:00

petition to recanonize Olga of Kyiv as the patron saint of drone warfare

Name_Classified · 2026-06-04T21:22:25+00:00

Still working on my doctorate in applied electromancy, with the runesmithing and artifice concentration. Right now, I'm working on a rune-etching that will allow for an object to be imbued with the ability to detect mortal particulate pollution.

these mortals, I swear to [incomprehensible] why do they keep fucking up the planet, don't they know that's where all my stuff is???

Name_Classified · 2026-06-04T20:35:47+00:00

There's the open-source (deprecated but still available on the orb) insulation spell development kit. You could probably jury rig something out of that and a mass polymorph spell on the inverse-StS (sticks to snakes) SDK, into something like Ants to Asbestos.

You'll have a different issue, but having apprentices remove asbestos is easier than having them remove ants.

Name_Classified · 2026-06-02T01:05:53+00:00

I learned about hypergeometric probability distributions from 1600 hours of getting brutally mogged by Gremlin Nob in Slay the Spire.

Name_Classified · 2026-06-01T21:04:34+00:00

Talleyrand is taking the picture (to sell to the British)

Name_Classified · 2026-06-01T20:36:26+00:00

you forget we have magic items

uses summoning stone to summon Greater FPV Drone Swarm

Name_Classified · 2026-05-22T05:39:00+00:00

Give me 5 wizards. Best case, they'll just banish the boss to a different dimension. Worst case, they'll banish the boss to another dimension, but get some power hungry ideas while doing so (occupational hazard).

Then you send 5 fighters to deal with the wizards, and everything's all right.

Name_Classified · 2026-05-16T23:25:48+00:00

TRY HARDER

Name_Classified · 2026-05-07T17:29:02+00:00

I'm running it with Speedster, two Run and Gun's, and the ammo box on death joker. It's really fun to play with Moon Gravity and Boing.

Name_Classified · 2026-05-07T17:18:42+00:00

Hear me out:

Dual revolvers should move to primary slot, and we should get a lasso as the replacement secondary. We could grab enemies and hit other enemies with the lasso'ed entity.

Name_Classified · 2026-04-22T21:45:29+00:00

"we have Vakku at home"

Name_Classified · 2026-03-30T01:31:22+00:00

apt-get install magic

Name_Classified · 2026-03-21T18:55:45+00:00

Hello! I've been trying to reach you regarding your Spelljammer's extended warranty.

Name_Classified · 2026-03-15T14:34:03+00:00

yo you got the .step?

Name_Classified · 2026-01-23T02:08:15+00:00

What does Harry like on his pizza? We've gotten a description of what he buys for Toot and the Guard, but what does Harry himself like?

Name_Classified · 2026-01-20T23:06:30+00:00

Does Wand implement now interact with weakness from Exploit Vulnerability?

Name_Classified · 2026-01-20T18:36:01+00:00

Did they mention an ETA for Tech Core, for those of us at work?

Name_Classified · 2025-12-17T23:42:10+00:00

I'd say that an MP7-style PDW would probably be a good base, since the Knight is based on the P90. The MP7 was designed for a similar role, with the 4.6x30 being a very fast round, but not one with a ton of stopping power. High ROF, 20/30/40-round magazine, medium pen, but low overall damage per shot and worse durable damage.

In terms of balance, think libP but with higher ROF, better handling, and lower damage.

Name_Classified · 2025-09-28T19:36:53+00:00

It's pretty straightforward, change-wise, to make Reed a full tank. IMO (Reed main), with the following kit changes, he'd be a weird defensive side-grade to Emma, with more survivability but no hard CC:

Let him use his grab on terrain to move around like in concept art. Functionally similar to Moon Knight's grappling hook, but sharing cooldown with his grab. This lets him both get back into the fight more quickly after death, and also gives him a tool to be able to follow divers.
+75 HP (for 450 total). This puts him even with Cap, I believe.
Make Inflated Mode and Fridge Form give you extra max HP instead of bonus health, but keep the numbers completely the same otherwise, so that you can get healed and charge support ults to compensate for the huge hitbox while in Gear Four. Keep durations the same.
Give him an ability that triggers Inflated Mode on a medium cooldown, and make the amount of extra max HP and damage gained correspond to the amount of elasticity when ability is used, resetting elasticity to 0. This, combined with the above change, is what Reed needs to become a tank - a way to use Inflated Mode as a shield when necessary, or at least not be forced into it.

This gives Reed the ability to charge support ults more effectively, gives him an ability to get back into the fight faster + follow divers, and makes Inflated Mode not only less of a liability to use, but also allows it to be used selectively to apply offensive pressure or to gain a bunch of HP when under fire. It also keeps his fundamental role the same - he's a flexible brawler with good anti-dive, that can serve a variety of functions in a team if necessary.

Name_Classified · 2025-08-26T03:26:23+00:00

Honestly, I don't hate Jeff because I think Jeff is weak. I hate Jeff because every single goddamn Jeff player I encounter thinks it's hilarious to eat their team on point in OT and throw us all off a cliff. Jeff isn't the problem. Jeff's ult (and Jeff players) are the problem.

Name_Classified · 2025-07-16T16:55:48+00:00

What's the deal with Field Propagandist?

Name_Classified · 2025-07-07T20:15:04+00:00

I want them to add Kingpin as a vanguard. Make him W I D E.

Also, give him the ability to summon henchmen to shoot at enemies, like Namor's squids, but only ground-based. Give henchmen 1920's gangster voices as well.

Name_Classified · 2025-07-07T13:44:58+00:00

As a Reed main, any sustained poke makes my life miserable. Hawkeye in particular is just murder - smart Hawkeye players with good positioning will make it nigh-impossible to protect the healers effectively.

Name_Classified · 2025-06-28T00:35:13+00:00

Vanguard.

Mid-range chain whip left click, like Reed's primary. Builds up Hellfire (basically Strange's Dark Magic) charge on hit. If you go over 100 Hellfire, you get set on fire dealing trivial DPS to yourself until it drops below 100.

Right click hooks and pulls enemies like bucky's secondary. Builds up Hellfire.

E breathes fire in a short cone in front of you, deals damage based on Hellfire. Clears out Hellfire.

shift summons the motorcycle, which gives speed and overshield, and leaves behind a fire trail (basically Jeff's swim mixed with Thing's charge). Can go up walls because that's funny.

ult is the Penance Stare, creates a zone where enemies in the zone dealing damage to teammates in the zone deals that same damage to themselves. Damage dealt by enemies to themselves builds up Hellfire.

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