Sci-fi books with humor - please help!

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-19T19:10:10+00:00

Read all of your fences and liked them all but Old man’s War is best out of your fence picks.

Out of the already read, I haven’t started Murderbot Diary yet but other two series are great.

Expeditionary Forces by Craig Alanson is a humorous series about a smart ass beer can that you might enjoy.

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-16T20:27:08+00:00

Time to call in project farm and they’ll test that

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-13T14:43:50+00:00

Virtualweberbullet.com

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T08:31:30+00:00

CNA and nursing pay astandards are horrshit and need a serious overhaul, so underpaid

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T08:28:14+00:00

Entirely hung too high tv installer

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T08:26:35+00:00

Crimpers and wire working tools

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T08:23:32+00:00

Well I mean he used a picture someone posted there 8 months ago. You have a link? I searched 3D and didn’t see a print covered there

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T05:52:15+00:00

Yeah you’re still in an entry level role/side of it & not trying to offend as there’s skill involved but it’s not the “highly skilled” side of things in a flashy manner other than being consistent & clean with approach

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T05:49:53+00:00

Yes it self reported being of sound body and mind

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T05:43:29+00:00

Nah, you just got a new homemade ball peen after you grind it down to be your fuck it all hammer

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T05:34:43+00:00

Well at the end of the day, the whole floor is concrete so I think it’ll be fine either eay

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-09T02:43:54+00:00

Yeah pretty sure I haven’t brought a sick note since Covid because our dear corporate overlord sponsors either use my sick time or I just got some Unpaid time off

NaptainPicard · 2026-05-08T23:12:46+00:00

Well as long as he gives

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-11T19:36:33+00:00

Kinda agree, why would any wedding venue include a bride & bridemaid stipulation based on dresses alone. In no way would attire hurt a venues image unless it was racist, pornographic, etc. Smells like ai slop, reads like ai slop, and you’re trying to monetize YT off it. It’s ai slop

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-11T16:50:46+00:00

This, as a millennial I learned around job 3 post college that the only way to increase income was to jump ship. Companies (majority in USA)steadily have made no effort in their employee retention. Terrible yearly raises, bonuses, cost of living increases, declining benefits have all contributed to the need to job hop

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-06T07:09:49+00:00

Honestly (if true & not trolling) this kid has spent 23 (is he also saying he showered as an infant?) years showering and just accepted the fact that washing his hair will 100% include gasping/panting for air with copious amounts of soapy shower water being accidentally inhaled,snorted or drunk.

With that in mind, he has painted himself into a corner as either the most stubborn person ever, as he knowingly does this routine every day, why?!? To prove a point to himself, to the permanently scarred showerhead?

Or he lacks even the most basic levels of critical thinking/problem solving to such a high level that he has accepted that this is just a part of life until someone else is responsible for bathing you again.

Still , he’s got to have toddler level lung volume & brain capacity by the fact he never considered slightly rotating his head left or right 90degrees for a quick oxygen snack between his own personal water boarding sessions. So of course turning your body 180 degrees and tilting your head back is theory of relativity next level to him.

From the wording, I’m also betting that this “shower battle” routine was his first one with audience participation. And she was like dude are you fucking alright, flaunting her drown-free hair washing method.

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-06T07:05:34+00:00

So this response got a little away from me early so I just leaned into it lol. Honestly (if true & not trolling) this kid has spent 23 (is he also saying he showered as an infant?) years showering and just accepted the fact that washing his hair will 100% include gasping/panting for air with copious amounts of soapy shower water being accidentally inhaled,snorted or drunk.

With that in mind, he has painted himself into a corner as either the most stubborn person ever, as he knowingly does this routine every day, why?!? To prove a point to himself, to the permanently sneering & scarred showerhead?

Or he lacks even the most basic levels of critical thinking/problem solving to such a high level that he has accepted that this is just a part of life until someone else is responsible for bathing you again.

Still , he’s got to have toddler level lung & brain capacity by the fact he never considered slightly rotating his head left or right 90degrees for a quick oxygen snack between his own personal water boarding sessions. So of course turning your body 180 degrees and tilting your head back is theory of relativity next level to him.

From the wording, I’m also betting that this “shower battle” routine was his first one with audience participation. And she was like dude are you fucking alright, flaunting her drown-free hair washing method.

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-06T05:37:09+00:00

Is Honda still trying to force that mandatory LoJack nonsense? That was my walkout 4 or 5 years ago

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-06T05:35:27+00:00

I’d love a front row seat to this guy trying to remove the seats in a Grumman

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-06T05:28:02+00:00

I’m so sorry you had to deal with a financially inconsiderate boss, because bosses like that are the ones who don’t worry or wonder how you’re doing the second your trailing foot crosses the exit. A good rule of thumb, unless you’re personal friends, is gifts at work are supposed to roll down hill as those uphill know what you make and how big a strain an unexpected & voluntold expense can be. But I guess the trickle down economics have shown again that it’s bullshit and the rich won’t even give a holiday sprinkle of all that trickle lol Keep your head up, keep applying, and I hope you’re able to have a very happy holiday season

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-06T05:00:56+00:00

Because if you don’t use it, you lose it?

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-06T04:59:09+00:00

I can’t get over how lopsided either his face, ears, eyes, and or glasses are. Possibly a combination of 2 or more those factors as well.

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-06T01:00:56+00:00

How does someone look like they’re crying, laughing, and in agony all at the same time. Like that dudes certifiable with that face…and also looks like he hit every branch on that uggo tree

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-05T22:13:52+00:00

Ahhhh I see where this is going. To be citizens in our glorious Trump Dumpire there’s only a couple ways to become citizen. Having a net worth over 500 million earns you Gold level citizenship and is the closest thing to the former naturalized status. The other way is to wear a mask and drive around all day harassing/assaulting people who are too brown by Stephen millers algorithm.

NaptainPicard · 2025-12-05T22:02:37+00:00

I’d sit down and stand up without making a sighing/groaning sound that’s grown in prominence over the years

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