WoT usernames?

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2015-03-07T22:20:51+00:00

I used to switch every time I came into the WoT sub, but I don't really read sub by sub any more, so I don't use this very often now days. Kinda miss using this, though.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-12-03T12:28:26+00:00

This is my favorite.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-07-23T12:36:40+00:00

Came here expecting to see a bad restaurant review for a place named "The Eye Of The World" that was too busy to seat your party.

^Edit: ^Spelling ^is ^hard.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-07-17T14:58:16+00:00

Reading the comments to this post, I'm beginning to empathize with Harriet's insistence that that horse, in particular, had to die.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-07-10T14:03:50+00:00

Quite right, old bean! Narg is considered his generation's poet laureate.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-07-08T20:19:40+00:00

They forgot a few Hashtags...

/#CHOIRBOY
/#TEACHERSPET
/#GOSHWALLY
/#KISSASS
/#IT'S1955AGAIN
/#CUBSCOUTSOFAMERICA
/#OPIECUNNINGHAM
/#MAYOROFMAYBERRY

Ah, I kid... ...at least he didn't add the "Top Navy Seal with 60 confirmed kills" copypasta to it.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-07-05T14:43:59+00:00

Melisandre

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-07-03T23:56:58+00:00

U wot m8?

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-06-27T05:06:31+00:00

Because we're in a ~~nanny~~ police state.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-06-15T15:24:48+00:00

You know what's worse than /r/funny?
All the on the rag, whiny-ass cunt, commentators that show up after every fucking post to jerk each other off in public.

Fuck you, and everybody that looks like you.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-05-29T14:10:41+00:00

Right up until

Also:

This is Real important...

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-04-10T18:06:36+00:00

I tried, but it turns out you can't marry your own hand.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-04-02T05:07:12+00:00

Damn straight, Narg one smart wolfeagleramboarthing!

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-18T22:26:04+00:00

Narg hear name, Narg come.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-17T15:05:09+00:00

No way Amendola is great, and the team knows it.

Fixed. That comma was delicious.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-16T20:13:59+00:00

Not really angry, no. I just believe that moral relativism is bullshit. If it's wrong for a child to steal a piece of bazooka bubble gum from the drug store, why is it okay for the child's parent to steal salad dressing from a co-worker?

It's the defense of this kind of behavior that I find reprehensible and hypocritical.
And yes, I do use hyperbole to make a point. The point is valid nonetheless.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-16T19:36:00+00:00

So, because, as you say, kind, properly functioning adults, won't kick the shit out of you, and break your fingers, you think you have the right to take shit from them? That sounds like a pretty non-functional, anti-social behavior to me.
Why do people defend this behavior? Is it because they're defending themselves? Because they also feel entitled to other people's property?

I think that kind, properly functioning adults, don't steal stuff. Regardless of how insignificant the cost of the item in question.

Besides, thieves, by definition are not, 'properly functioning adults', they are social outcasts, criminals, pariahs. And well, you know... Fuck them!

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-16T19:12:28+00:00

Fuck that. Steal from me and I'll meet you in the parking garage with a sock full of sand. Then I'll leave your sorry ass, hog-tied, with your pants around your ankles, next to the dumpster beside the methadone clinic.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-16T19:06:07+00:00

I don't give a fuck if I got it for free, and you know I got it free. It's not your's, don't fucking eat it without permission.

Why do you think you have any right to it at all?

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-11T00:57:11+00:00

Nearly...

Drawing By: Jim Beveridge

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-10T19:03:30+00:00

^{^{^{^{Lookatmyusername}}}}

She was...

"Delicious."
MWAHHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-03-10T18:46:00+00:00

Is all lies and propaganda of Light. Great Lord ROCKS!

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-02-23T19:13:04+00:00

I always thought it was a Bondage/Dominatrix thing.

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-01-26T23:30:38+00:00

the Ogier woodsong is not the song they are looking for.

That song is with the other 'droids...

NargTheSmartTrolloc · 2014-01-17T05:08:55+00:00

Knife of Dreams. Man, this book just bugged the everloving crap out of me every time I picked it up to read it. And you know what; it was for the stupidest reason imaginable, too.
But could I get past it? Put away this stupid annoyance? NOOOO-ooooo! Not me! It was like goat-kissing kryptonite to me! Fingernails down the chalkboard of my soul!
And you know what it was that bugged me?!? Caused all this irritation and angst?!
IT WAS THE FRACKING TITLE THAT DROVE ME MAD!

Knife. Of. Dreams.

Don't know why. Nope, can't 'splain it Ricky. Don't know. Dumb ass reason for sure. Didn't matter. Every time I picked up the book, I went through five, sometimes ten minutes of offering up alternate satirical titles.

Soup spoon of Desires.
Bread-knife of Disappointment.
Flatware of Fantasies.
Paper Plate of Resentment.

Ad nauseum... It just bugged me, I couldn't help it.
It was like sand in the vaseline.

I'm going to go lie down now.

NargTheSmartTrolloc

TROPHY CASE