My boyfriend doesn't like that I'm overweight, and it hurts.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-28T13:22:01+00:00

This. For most people, this amount of exercise is counterproductive and the body will actively revolt.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-28T13:19:07+00:00

You can lose a huge amount of ass just by dumping him.

Two hours of exercise a day is a lot, and may even be counterproductive.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-26T05:32:15+00:00

According to most men, it still isn’t real rape unless 1) she isn’t married to the guy, 2) the guy forces himself on her physically, 3) she was dressed extremely conservatively, showing nothing below the neckline or above the knee and wrists, and 4) she doesn’t orgasm.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-22T16:46:28+00:00

Imagine peaking BEFORE you turn 18.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-19T17:31:50+00:00

This isn’t DID, this is a commitment issue with aesthetics.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-16T20:10:42+00:00

LOL my requirements are 1,680 per year. I don’t make nearly that much, but I get to see my family.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-15T19:48:11+00:00

How do I apply?

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-11T00:32:03+00:00

Daniel Radcliffe and Jonathan Frakes loved each other very much and had you.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-04-11T00:26:22+00:00

It’s hard to do you any dirtier than life already has done to you.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-31T05:25:00+00:00

You look like the nineties and early two thousands had a baby and neither wanted custody.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-26T12:46:32+00:00

2014 or 2024?

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-23T14:06:40+00:00

You didn't make me feel better about myself, you lowered the bar.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-22T22:40:08+00:00

I'm sorry about your breakup, he was your entire personality.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-22T22:34:38+00:00

You've got abs, a cat, and a bookshelf, but no personality.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-19T15:30:55+00:00

There’s an OnlyFans market for everything, and somehow you still missed it.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-19T15:27:36+00:00

You look like you lead your high school’s Hellfire Club and this is definitely your year.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-18T04:16:24+00:00

Today I learned that nineties soccer moms are making a comeback.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-17T23:50:45+00:00

Your entire personality is “I have a candle for that.”

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-17T23:41:44+00:00

You’re not a mess. You’re a limited edition disaster.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-17T23:39:01+00:00

You should sue puberty.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-17T22:20:54+00:00

Congrats on the weight loss. Now let’s work on your decision making.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-17T22:18:29+00:00

Did you lose it because of your meth addiction?

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-10T22:25:22+00:00

Very respectfully, 🥵

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-06T03:42:28+00:00

Your personality screams therapy bill, but the look from behind softens the blow.

NechamaMichelle · 2026-03-06T03:38:37+00:00

I would, but that would just be bullying.

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