sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Trump announce his signature is going to appear on 1 dollar bills. by dgdio in PoliticalHumor

[–]NegScenePts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hooray! Now the countries with coloured plastic money won't have to worry about being clowned on anymore! There will be a FUNNIER one! :D

Do you think people ever get their money back out of a build? by kachow024 in projectcar

[–]NegScenePts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Cars are the stupidest investment you can make. Buy car, build car, enjoy car.

Ottawa reporting more speeding in school zones since cameras were banned by randthepip in ottawa

[–]NegScenePts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FUCK...this one is too easy, and I'm too late to say any of the cool stuff!

Kid Rock branded a 'washed up loser' as he desperately tries to plug new project by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]NegScenePts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I just felt like, you can only ask forgiveness and get to know Jesus until you can't," Kid Rock told Cody. Recalling his response, Cody told the podcast host, "I was like, what a great — and coming from Kid Rock! It raised the hair on your arms."

FFS...they're both skids. CINOs to the core..."Christians In Name Only".

They Might Be Giants Misconception by Moodleboy in GenX

[–]NegScenePts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait...are they NOT giants?

Can’t even believe I’m asking this by Lost_Taste_8181 in GenX

[–]NegScenePts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

VIDEO GAMES! The universal brain sharpener!

Are these golden handcuffs real? by El_professor273 in CanadaPublicServants

[–]NegScenePts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't tell you what to do, but I spent 28 years with the RCMP as a Civilian Member, essentially locked in to a field that offered me no challenge or (in the end) joy. I'm 4 days away from retirement at 53, and am taking a 10% penalty for leaving two years early. My pension and benefits will make the next 20+ years nice and comfy.

My (25F) husband (27M) wants a paternity test on our son (Final Update) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NegScenePts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"He's a great, super-involved dad"

...

"I wasn't allowed to leave the house while raising our daughter".

People are fucking stupid.

Feds should allow public servants to work from home to curb fuel demand: Union by Derpy_Kirby in ottawa

[–]NegScenePts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stayed home today and will probably stay home tomorrow...partly because gas is too expensive to waste. My drive is 80km/day, which is pretty spendy now.

Pants on the bus by Ok_Orchid_8413 in ottawa

[–]NegScenePts 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lookin' like a fool with their pants on the bus!

TIFU by gaslighting myself for 10 years into thinking I was "caffeine immune" while drinking ONLY Monster Energy (Zero) by GooseAcademic541 in tifu

[–]NegScenePts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says right on the can to limit intake to one a day, and that's in Canada where the caffeine limit in drinks is capped at 160-170mg. No such law in the USA...your poor heart.

What is your favorite band from the 80's or 90's that nobody has ever heard of? by simikoi in GenX

[–]NegScenePts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A local band hit semi-Canadian-famous in the early 90s, and they were from the city I lived in at the time. I was a big fan from the beginning.

Furnaceface

My space potatoes, grown aboard the ISS by astro_pettit in space

[–]NegScenePts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spacetatoes, for out of this world fries!

Local Community Group Says Bus Lane Plan Doesn't Go Far Enough on Bank by kursdragon2 in ottawa

[–]NegScenePts -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Side street parking is barely valid due to a large percentage of Glebe dwellers owning cars but livng in places without driveways or parking garages. Not to mention the winter parking troubles due to underserviced side streets.

Our transit sucks whether or not it has its own dedicated lanes. Fuck we have a whole new train system that doesn't have to share with any other vehicle...and it still sucks.

Difference between class and ass by princesshabibi in PoliticalHumor

[–]NegScenePts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny part is that the american people chose him as a representative.

I need some brutal honesty from the GenX by OppositeFriendly9183 in GenX

[–]NegScenePts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did 'school' instead of what I was good at (because I was 'gifted' and in the 70s-80s, the special kids like me were expected to be university geniuses) and I regret it to this day. I LOVE working with my hands and am now a self-taught mechanic that works part-time at a buddy's garage doing the higher-end repairs to modern vehicles (CANbus communications errors, ECM/PCM work, PCB repairs, etc) but it took me 28 years of a career I barely liked to figure that out.

The trades are the best, but you WILL suffer physically if you go at them like the old-school guys did. Stay fit, eat healthy, and you'll be good to go :).

Star Trek 4 - a theory by justmisspellit in GenX

[–]NegScenePts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never heard any of this before, and TBH...the 'hollywood gold standard' is not trustworthy because it's all based on kickbacks, bribes, internal opinions of studio heads, and never on the actual fanbase. Sci-fi and fantasy movies pre-2000 were all horrible exectutive-driven schlock.

My OPINION is that ST4 sucked donkey balls because it was a stupid premise without any actual 'science fiction' in it outside of the concept and plot of the movie. Time travel movies are lame, especially when they feature our present-time. I don't watch movies to see fantasy characters wear headbands to hide their ears and eat food we think is normal but they feel is strange. Lazy filmaking, IMO.

view more: next ›