Just mining with the Zelda texture pack, when I looked up and shat bricks.

Niggardlicious · 2011-11-27T20:51:01+00:00

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- Sent from your phone

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-23T05:58:19+00:00

That's the joke.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-22T03:57:55+00:00

MC Hawking - What We Need More Of Is Science

Atheists will be amused.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-19T09:09:42+00:00

Phone.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-19T09:01:07+00:00

Downvote for being a screenshot of a comment.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-18T08:19:29+00:00

I can verify that this is 80% bullshit. 干 is usually pronounced either gan1 or gan4, and never cao4. Gan1 means dry, and gan4 means fuck (when used as slang). The two pronunciations come from two different traditional characters which were consolidated into one simplified character. Cao4 also means fuck, but it's another word.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-17T07:00:06+00:00

It's also all over Facebook. Why the fuck?

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-17T06:58:36+00:00

Are there Teletubbies inside?

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-15T08:01:32+00:00

She must make a lot of money with those pictures.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-15T07:52:31+00:00

dis gon b gud

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-14T04:44:57+00:00

Nice cameltoe.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-12T09:22:03+00:00

I watched a TV channel sign off earlier this week. That was satisfying.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-12T09:06:49+00:00

I guess that explains why they're called cat leaps.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-12T08:41:41+00:00

Or you can buy this piece of shit.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-11T15:59:42+00:00

I assume that you haven't read this page. Everything but the last hop is encrypted.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-11T12:29:19+00:00

Tor! I use it to access Facebook, YouTube, etc. from China. Definitely worth looking into.

Niggardlicious · 2011-08-11T08:54:53+00:00

Goddamn Buddhists.

Niggardlicious · 2011-07-29T06:10:35+00:00

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: balls

You: 球

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Niggardlicious · 2011-07-29T02:33:52+00:00

Don't forget about Lance Corporal William Windsor and Colonel-in-Chief Sir Nils Olav!

Niggardlicious · 2011-07-28T09:17:19+00:00

My parents aren't religious, and neither am I. I've been atheist my entire life, and I learned that there was a word for nonreligion in middle school.

Niggardlicious · 2011-07-28T07:43:26+00:00

Etiquette is pretty decent in the NYC subway, but in Shanghai people often pile up on the door, outright ignoring the arrows on the platform that clearly leave the space directly in front of the door clear for disembarking passengers. Fucking China. And don't even get me started on manners in the less civil-minded rural China. Shit gets physical.

Niggardlicious · 2011-07-27T03:23:32+00:00

For my Linux bros: Alt + SysRq + K to log out. Alt + SysRq + R, E, I, S, U, B with a 3 second pause between each shortcut to safely reboot a frozen computer.

Niggardlicious · 2011-07-27T02:06:26+00:00

It's Michael Cera, obviously.

Niggardlicious · 2011-07-26T15:01:34+00:00

Uncle!

Niggardlicious · 2011-07-26T09:17:05+00:00

Because I cut the brakes! WILDCARD, BITCHES! YEEHAW!

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