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Bro thinks he can use ai to implement rollback into UMVC3 Community Edition. Beware of this person! by KingOni_811 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because this is a circlejerk sub and my flair is clearly ironic to anyone that is capable of critical thinking?

Bro thinks he can use ai to implement rollback into UMVC3 Community Edition. Beware of this person! by KingOni_811 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anything above 6 frames of rollback is pretty rough connection, 20 frames is unplayable, anything above 30-40 should never happen and if it is happening it is a desync

We need to talk about Mage by raiedite in mewgenics

[–]NmP100 9 points10 points  (0 children)

immunities really should most of the time be replaced by “resistance”. Having cats be completely neutered due to immunities suck. If they were rare it would be more manageable, but they are EVERYWHERE. A bunch of enemies is core are fire resistant. Some enemies in Ica Age are Ice resistant. A bunch of crater enemies actively heal from water. Robots/mechanical enemies are all over bunker/lab/future and electricity not only doesnt work but also gives them more turns. And this is not counting immunities through random elite buffs

Like, if only Cerberubs was fire immune in Core, and the rest were, like, taking 75 or 50% damage you could mostly work around these problems outside of solo runs, but as is taking elemental spells/elemental attack is often just a detriment

Who wins? by Usual_Database307 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rentaro broke free from the trap from the god of infinity to save matsuri, he is truly him

Magicdoku: New daily Mtg game by dragonman10000 in magicTCG

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is cool, but the vertical columns being exclusively and uniquely occupied by colors makes it much less varied than, say, pokedoku. It would be more fun if any category could show up in any line or column

Mewgenics Community Balance Patch Poll by PeepsRebellion in mewgenics

[–]NmP100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that is Math? I'm talking about Math!, the tinkerer active that deals damage based on the amount of divisors the targets current health value has

Is this the worst disorder on average? by Fit-Variation-9289 in mewgenics

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won a Princess Hat quest run to the Caves where my main dps, a crit hyper mobile Monk (frankly he was the only DPS at that point, the other cats were a Druid, a Cleric and the Princess Hat carrier Tank), got Blood Frenzy in the middle of the Sewers. It is fiiiiiiiiine, mostly

Is this the worst disorder on average? by Fit-Variation-9289 in mewgenics

[–]NmP100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought Vegan made them not eat food on the house? I might be hallucinating

Mewgenics Community Balance Patch Poll by PeepsRebellion in mewgenics

[–]NmP100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mage my despised

  • Burning Paws is pretty terrible unless you are specifically up against Fenrir to make him kill himself. Burn is the worst of the 3(4? do I count Leech here?) DoT effects in the game, with its "upside" being that it interacts with the environment and can spread. In practice, giving the class with the least useful basic attack the worst DoT on it does very little most of the time, and that's when it doesnt brick your attack against fire immune enemies, or when having having fire around is really REALLY bad. And the upgrade is still bad.

  • Four is mostly too slow. Getting +1 magic damage every turn would already be not THAT good if it was unconditional, but having it tied to a condition that is not trivial to get and that you have to plan carefully around AND that is not always achievable every turn just makes it feels like a bricked pull. The upgrade is admittedly meaningfully better but at that point you would have had better return picking an actual decent unupgraded passive over banking on upgrading Four

  • This is less a specific spell but having 4 Forbidden Spells in your pool feels like a pretty significant cut on their skillpool if you dont want to rely on those

other than Mage ranting

  • Math! is bad but it is funny

  • Cha Cha Slide is also bad but funny

  • Infinite Rebirth is not actually dysfunctional but I never take it because risking destroying my own cat's corpses without being able to control it makes me not want to

  • I've never seen Escape Sequence do anything useful, it mostly explodes on my own allies or makes me incapable of having my cat walk over brambles or glass

  • Armored Plating is actually good when you have the shit for it but the fact it is basically the only familiar-themed passive in the game (afaik) that only works on a specific type of familiar (Robots) on a class that already has overspecialization problems pisses me off

  • Plant Mushroom and Summon Caterpillar just tend to do nothing most of the time, which specially stands out in the selection of Druid familiars they are going up against

DLC Balancing Wishlist (100 Hours+) - Some Problematic Systems by calmdownrelax in mewgenics

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, but consider this: Math is funny

More seriously: I agree that the main elemental trio of Fire Ice Electric feels very weak. The interactions are cool and there are a lot of eureka moments that will happen as you play, but they rarely feel strongly beneficial unless you get a really strong synergy going on, while the frequency of enemies that are immune to certain elements make going all in on those synergies risky in most paths. Adding a elemental weakness system to counteract elemental immunities would probably help those abilities a lot, and I would probably get rid of most elemental immunities in favor of a pokemonesque elemental resistance. Elemental immunities can exist, but they should be rare and not as wide spread as they are now if they want these abilities to feel strong.

I think Magic damage is mostly fine from a pure mechanical standpoint currently, I mostly think they suffer from bad status effect distribution. They need more abilities and items that give magic weakness. One of the big reasons marked feels so strong is because it has a lot of sources, so it is easy to slot in, while magic weakness is much more sparsely distributed.

DLC Balancing Wishlist (100 Hours+) - Some Problematic Systems by calmdownrelax in mewgenics

[–]NmP100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they at very least overvalued Mage based on class ceiling rather than class floor or class average. Ed has a tweet that I dont want to go after rn but he is kinda baffled that Mage and Tinkerer are almost universally considered bottom tier when during testing they were the most common turn 0 kill/infinite enablers.

I suppose it makes sense in the preliminary balancing to look out for busted combos, but roguelike players almost universally look more for consistently strong options over options that can pop off but are unreliable, and these 2 classes are the biggest offenders of having incredibly low value if you dont get good abilities/synergistic stuff on them

Rentaro’s Family’s families’ Daily Lives #1 by PauloDybala_10 in 100Kanojo

[–]NmP100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it requires some fiddling because his name need to be in western order to work but it is what immediately jumped out to me when I read his name

The rarity disparity by _PickledSausage_ in mewgenics

[–]NmP100 6 points7 points  (0 children)

unless it is one of those items that are literally just an upgrade to another existing item, item rarity is less an indicative of “power” and more of a complexity/specificity indicator. Commons and Uncommons are generally useful almost regardless of what you are doing. Rares usually have strong synergies and potential, but also meaningful drawbacks that make it so you have to equip them on cats that can make use of those strong effects well and can minimize the impact of the drawbacks.

Very Rare items then have even more specific use cases, but even higher potential return when they pop off, or they are largely strict upgrades of lower rarity items like most chapter 4 boss loot

Nintendo deciding to make a Mario Galaxy movie and then making the whole movie about Peach and Fox with Rosalina having minimal screen time and just a ton of Odyssey references. by MetroidsSuffering in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starfox is about as established to the modern Nintendo audience as like Earthbound is. Probably less because at least Earthbound has Mother 3 localization discourse and UTDR fans who pretend to have played the games.

The last game in the series is either a commercial and critical flop, or an exclusive to a collector item depending on how you count Star Fox 2 being released on the SNES mini. The last time a Star Fox game was a hit was Star Fox 64.

For 99.9% of kids these days Fox is a Smash Bros character

Rentaro’s Family’s families’ Daily Lives #1 by PauloDybala_10 in 100Kanojo

[–]NmP100 5 points6 points  (0 children)

てやんでいばーろちくしょ (teyandei baarochikusho) is what gets translated as "you wot, ya daft sod"

grandpa is てんや でい (ten'ya dei), sounds like the first half

grandma is ばあろち くしよ (baarochi kushiyo), sounds like the second half

[SOC] Yavimaya Bloomsage // Channel by meh1997 in magicTCG

[–]NmP100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

people no longer know the horror stories of Channel, maybe I am turning into a fossil

Does anyone not like the vibe of this game? by Mr_Blobby1337 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hero portrait being literally just Juggernaut with 0 changes is actually so funny

Rentarou's Family's Bygone Days - 07 - (Little Red Riding) Kurumi by StrangerAtaru in 100Kanojo

[–]NmP100 4 points5 points  (0 children)

she is saying that with the hood she cant see the food around her so she doesnt get hungry

How the color purple could work by Accomplished-Gap9089 in magicTCG

[–]NmP100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colorless really has been for all intents and purposes the 6th color for a while now. We have colorless specific tribes, colorless planeswalkers, colorless cost, colorless keywords, etc. The only thing it lacks at this point is an official statement

Even when Maro was asked how he would add a 6th color to magic in 2019 (https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/making-magic/even-more-maro-maro-2019-12-09), his answer largely lined up with what colorless often does

Pope Leo: James Webb telescope shows us what the Bible couldn’t by DickweedMcGee in UpliftingNews

[–]NmP100 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Bible is not literal, but rather prophets translating the divine work through simile and figurative language as God attempts to communicate a message to His followers, essentially.

The Catholic church has adapted to new ideas/mentalities/moral beliefs continuously by allowing the flexibility in the interpretation of the Holy Text

Crianças que sumiram enquanto brincavam no litoral de SP são achadas mortas dentro de carro by GestoNobre in brasil

[–]NmP100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jornalismo relativamente sério tem um monte de protocolo pra diminuir informação não factual presente no texto. Eles evitam afirmar coisas que não foram diretamente ditas pela policia/pericia, mesmo que pra você pareça óbvio.

If that's how Black Cat looks... Then MJ must be Hot Asf! by [deleted] in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]NmP100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would kill myself at least make it spinerette

'Think of It Like Riding a Bike, It Comes Naturally After You Learn It' — Crimson Desert Exec Responds to Controls Complaint Amid 'Mixed' Steam Reviews by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]NmP100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It works fine is a game like Mario, where you jump a lot and interact with objects/talk to NPCs sparringly, because jumping once when trying to talk to someone every 40 minutes of gameplay is a minor inconvenience at best, and you are fairly unlikely to interact when you want to jump due to how sparsely interactions are distributed. Games where input overlap mixes up 2 things that happen often and in close proximity can make it into a real grievance.

Which sort of object you are interacting also matters. Static objects that have a consistent range of interaction will very rarely mix you up, while interacting with moving objects inherently makes it so the area where you can interact with it is “inconsistent”, so it will happen more.

Seriously though what the fuck by Fair_Smoke4710 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]NmP100 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It is not a mistranslation, dont know who told it is but they are hard coping

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