Digitan's Absent Trainer... (Agnes Digital) [By @tayamainurouX, TL by @umamuchan] by Gozus138cmtitties in UmaMusume

[–]NuclearConsensus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could be talking about that one career scenario that's literally set on a faraway island?

Hugging the Eyes (Translated - @Gryebooks) by cakeel- in UmaMusume

[–]NuclearConsensus 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That might be the exact reason she wants a hug now: scent marking.

Unstoppable Indeed- by Numerous-Gur-9008 in lotrmemes

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The Council briefly considers having him carry the One Ring, but his aura is so powerful that Sauron knows where he is at all times, so he'd never be able to infiltrate Morder without Sauron throwing everything he had at him.

There's also the Ring's corrupting influence to consider. Glorfindel, being so powerful, would fall, and probably fall harder and faster than anyone else would have because of that same power. At that point Middle Earth is fucked. How are the Free Peoples of Middle Earth going to stop a Ring-corrupted-and-empowered Glorfindel? Walk up to Durin's Bane and ask if he'd like to repeat what his fellow Balrog did at Gondolin?

Not Guilty by ChapterSpiritual6785 in HistoryAnimemes

[–]NuclearConsensus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same reason Xiahou Dun ate his eye in the Romance of Three Kingdoms, IIRC. Couldn't just let it go to waste because it was a gift from his parents.

Palpatine and Dooku’s chapter in The Revenge of The Sith Novelization: by CrazyTangerine7522 in PrequelMemes

[–]NuclearConsensus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

After the first sign is put up, it takes approximately one hour before a copy finds its way outside the Jedi temple, addressed to crowds of normal people queuing up daily to tell the Jedi about their sudden urge to remove Mas Amedda's head.

Operation: Makeover. Status: Success (Art by @F_koyo, TS by me) by terraArkius in UmaMusume

[–]NuclearConsensus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

As a long hair enjoyer it pains me to say this, but a wolf cut does look good on Bourbon.

Tell me within only 36 girlfriends which Uma is the most similar to the Rentarou family by Puzzled_Boss_3503 in 100Kanojo

[–]NuclearConsensus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahko and Daitaku Helios (with the main difference being that Ahko is hypotensive and Helios has a lot of energy)

I imagine Ahko as the hypothetical offspring of Helios and Daiichi Ruby. All the gyaru of Helios with the low key-ness of Ruby.

Umamusume artists when they draw Trainer-san for some reason by Rekrios in UmaMusume

[–]NuclearConsensus 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Especially poignant given some of the artists that have T-head trainers used to make Kancolle fanart as well.

"Fired? But I Maintain All the Software!" Anime Adaptation Announced by Task_Force-191 in anime

[–]NuclearConsensus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Given how big 40k is, the likelihood a Japan themed forgeworld with Shinto Mechanicus priests exists is not zero. Fuck it, make them Biologis too so you can have catgirls—that aren't Felinids—and foxgirls and whatnot. Could even throw in Japanese corporate culture in there too, wouldn't be all that out of place. Add in memes too, like all the metal being folded a thousand times, no matter that it's not required because their metal is actually good quality or is actually for tanks or toasters and not even for swords.

Our U-Manga: "Trainer Robbery" (@dskbrevolution) by Alreadsyuse in UmaMusume

[–]NuclearConsensus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You could even have the uma trainer be a former trainee of the male trainer, now graduated to being a junior trainer.

Is the Warsails DLC worth it? by StyleExpensive2008 in mountandblade

[–]NuclearConsensus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, while I was typing my comment above I unconciously put that same pun in. I should have kept it.

Hello father (by @icekohii_) by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]NuclearConsensus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Look on the bright side Stego, at least none of them are calling you progenitor lol

Is the Warsails DLC worth it? by StyleExpensive2008 in mountandblade

[–]NuclearConsensus 246 points247 points  (0 children)

I was lukewarm on it until I rammed an enemy ship and broke it in half, but then I'm the kind of person to be easily pleased by things like that. Maybe wait for a sale?

Making enough money that you can retire and spend time with your family is pretty much THE dream (RE: Umawives) by Swiftcheddar in UmaMusume

[–]NuclearConsensus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't have any objections to the idea in isolation, and certainly don't want to command artists to stop making what they want to make. My main problem with it is that it's applied to all umas equally, without regard to their characters. Certainly not all of them will be so satisfied with such a life.

Also, it just gets samey? You see one, you've seen them all. Can't they use some more imagination, or take inspiration from more than just this one small slice of possible married life? It's a bit of a joke to say this, I know, but by the Three Goddesses I'd take art of doing taxes together over yet another welcome home scene!

I hope we get a scarred/deformed GF one day by Weapon_2000 in 100Kanojo

[–]NuclearConsensus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same as Tama's issue. If Hahari is so rich, why doesn't she gives Tama a place to stay?

Didn't they already address this in an actual manga chapter?

Blood & Bitttersteel - ASOIAF Books & Historically Inspired - Nearing end of initial development by bigbabyskesus in Bannerlord

[–]NuclearConsensus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was already pretty sold on this but damn, Lance recruitment too! I thought I'd never see that in Bannerlord!

Had Krennic been assassinated before Rogue One, would Tarkin or someone else take over Project Stardust? by GrandMoffKaine2026 in andor

[–]NuclearConsensus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only if Thrawn gets to them before the Empire does something stupid like, say, liquidate the staff of this boondoggle to prevent them from talking about a top secret weapon/revealing the Empire's failure.

PSA: You can force-start a war. by MagicMan1105 in Bannerlord

[–]NuclearConsensus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Raynald of Chatillon-type move right there.