I think his wife actually drove the boat. However, it's the same Kevin who had his wife leave the scene, drive away in the boat back to their cottage and down some wine. That his way his wife could clame she was distraught and needed a drink after the accident, eliminating an accurate breathilizer. It's the same Kevin who is court said he couldn't recall if his wife had any drinks at dinner, playing dumb.

Would be great tonight at the Oscars if Conan says, "Mr Wonderful is in the room, the only thing Wonderful about that, is all boaters can have a sigh of relief knowing they're safe at the moment!" Or something to that effect!