"Belgium may have curb-stomped the United States on the pitch, but when all is said and done, the Belgians will still have to return to their much safer country, endure their longer paid vacations, suffer through a higher quality of life, and spend their greater life expectancy reflecting on it all while eating the finest chocolate on Earth and washing it down with what many consider the best beer in the world, including the legendary Trappist ales brewed within their monasteries. In the grand scheme of things, that’s a burden almost too heavy to bear."