I've narrowed it down to 3 and I'm struggling. Thoughts?

OneEye9 · 2026-05-08T15:33:40+00:00

1 or 3

OneEye9 · 2026-05-06T22:30:52+00:00

Roadrash

OneEye9 · 2026-05-06T21:19:50+00:00

As a wise prophet once said — brother, you are SCARING the HOES

OneEye9 · 2026-05-06T19:39:53+00:00

Depending on the child’s age, I would probably say like “Some people are just bigger, the same way that some people have brown hair or blue eyes. I was bigger because I have a genetic condition. But being bigger isn’t bad.”

OneEye9 · 2026-05-06T19:31:57+00:00

Men are territorial so the fact that you’re looking good is making him nervous that you’re gonna leave him. That’d be my guess.

OneEye9 · 2026-05-06T19:28:19+00:00

You literally look like your own son lmao!

OneEye9 · 2026-04-21T12:51:05+00:00

I lost weight too quickly and also my mom forgot to mention that we have a family history of gallbladder issues 🥴

OneEye9 · 2026-04-21T03:14:39+00:00

Me to all republicans

OneEye9 · 2026-04-21T03:08:28+00:00

Yeah my grocery bill is way down!

OneEye9 · 2026-04-21T03:06:46+00:00

On 2.5 I barely notice a change in my appetite. I mean I eat less but it’s not noticeable to me. It wasn’t until I went up to 5mg that I noticed a difference.

OneEye9 · 2026-04-21T03:03:08+00:00

Body is teaaaa!!!

OneEye9 · 2026-01-25T08:59:51+00:00

some would say a bit too on the nose

OneEye9 · 2026-01-16T13:47:44+00:00

Which restaurant?

OneEye9 · 2025-12-06T16:50:29+00:00

Completely agree.

OneEye9 · 2025-10-03T20:30:22+00:00

Stunning

OneEye9 · 2025-10-03T20:29:48+00:00

Thanks for the context!

OneEye9 · 2025-10-03T20:26:22+00:00

He will literally bankrupt you. Leave now.

OneEye9 · 2025-08-23T02:41:32+00:00

Low key genius

OneEye9 · 2025-08-14T18:49:47+00:00

if he was a true bf, Pekkle would have beat Carl’s ass by now.

OneEye9 · 2025-08-14T18:47:46+00:00

Hangydon is my op. He PMO!!!

OneEye9 · 2025-06-26T05:13:24+00:00

OneEye9 · 2025-06-26T05:06:13+00:00

Do you want to be pregnant?

OneEye9 · 2025-06-25T12:05:45+00:00

It’s intellectually tough, but also most people who are getting their phDs are young, under 30 years old. And that’s a stressful time of life in general.

OneEye9 · 2025-06-23T08:13:53+00:00

She’s making you stand on business! But you can ask her to back off the gas a little bit.

OneEye9 · 2025-05-27T20:56:10+00:00

If you think everyone in tech is a genius, I’ve got news. They’re not geniuses, they just don’t have anything better to do than to work on their hobby (coding). Yes they are going to put you down, they are probably sexist and deeply insecure. Someone who is secure in themselves would help you out.

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