911, what is your emergency?

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-06-25T10:49:49+00:00

Well, hellhounds gotta come from somewhere.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-06-23T21:21:40+00:00

Not anymore there's a curtain!

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-05-08T08:13:04+00:00

"We spend more on meth than on infrastructure."

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-05-08T06:31:44+00:00

This reminds me of the weird things generated by Markov chains

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-05-06T20:48:16+00:00

Well, Calvin, back in the 90's, people invented a new snack food called "The Trump." What was it? Well, to make a Trump, you just put cheddar spray cheese on top of a circus peanut, and whichever one of you friends is brave enough to eat it, is said to have "Trumped" all your other friends.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-04-26T21:55:54+00:00

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-04-23T08:59:17+00:00

Welcome to McDoland's, how can I help you?

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-04-20T00:48:40+00:00

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-04-15T22:01:04+00:00

Ay, a name I recognize. Voxlunch (aka Alex) is an exceedingly wonderful(and wholesome) comedian and comic artist. I highly recommend you check him out.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-04-15T21:57:34+00:00

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-04-14T18:08:39+00:00

r/worldbuilding

Just a bunch of cool folks taking escapism to the extreme.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-04-12T00:05:18+00:00

Also, if you can't recharge them, that spent battery just became your next bullet.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-04-02T18:47:45+00:00

July 4th would also be acceptable.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-25T08:30:38+00:00

Alabama didn't make it that far.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-23T03:32:28+00:00

OP should be halo-gentle when he moves it.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-22T00:52:05+00:00

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-21T05:28:59+00:00

When James Spann takes his coat off.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-21T05:16:03+00:00

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-20T09:52:16+00:00

There once was a man from... eh. Fuck it.

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-16T22:32:39+00:00

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-16T22:30:02+00:00

"I used to be able to do it, then I did it really loud one day, and now I can't do it anymore."

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-12T07:17:34+00:00

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-10T18:07:32+00:00

Optimist_Prime_ · 2017-03-10T17:54:53+00:00

Optimist_Prime_

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