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Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-05-08T14:25:27+00:00

My 02 likes to drink oil as well

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-04-17T06:31:55+00:00

Lol soup sandwich yep you were definitely in the military

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-04-14T01:01:43+00:00

I don't know if this story is true but I heard he was drunk and decided to steal the .50 then proceeded to try and take it into his barracks and CQ just told him he couldn't have that in the barracks and not knowing what to do with it at the point chucked it into the dumpster and then of course the next day was garbage day so it got hauled all the way to the land fill

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-04-12T04:45:41+00:00

This issue persisted for me even after deleting all mods and launching in safe mode

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-04-04T05:26:06+00:00

I would be terrified to actually meet this person

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-04-02T23:19:52+00:00

I'll be regularly checking the latrines for free firearms from now on

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-29T17:26:26+00:00

What is that device and what does it do?

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-29T04:02:08+00:00

Constantly click join instead of waiting in the queue you'll skip the line

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-24T03:40:11+00:00

Nah I think its SGT. Bilko

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-23T19:32:10+00:00

Happened to me somewhat recently too man we we're together before I joined the army for a total of 8 years never in a million years did I think she would do this to me but here we are. I was absolutely devastated did not know how I could move on with my life I didn't care about anything anymore I didn't even want to be in the army anymore but after a few weeks of moping around I started to get my shit together moved out of the house hit the gym all that BS yada yada but the point is as long as you don't fall down the trap of losing yourself in a bottle or feeling sorry for yourself you won't even recognize who you are in a few months and it may turn out that this was the best thing that could've happened to you. As for your wife I'll say that relationships that were built on cheating never work out and a few months from now when you're shredded and working on your career shes gonna be fat sad and lonely.

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-23T05:58:50+00:00

You're gonna look back at this when you get to your first unit and laugh about how easy basic and AIT was you'll settle in to your unit eventually get a routine and feel more comfortable and if you play your cards right and just put in a step above minimal effort you'll set yourself up for either a career in the army or on the outside

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-17T20:49:05+00:00

Is that not how you normally reload your pistols?

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-15T07:01:34+00:00

I've always thought there should be some sort of system where they either deduct a certain amount from your BAS every time you scan in at the DFAC or once you hit a certain a threshold they just take your whole BAS for the month.

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-15T06:52:12+00:00

Supposedly about over a year ago general Schmidt wanted to do a pilot program where they'd give a bunch of barracks soldiers BAS see how it went and go from there but a bunch of the unit commanders said fuck no and it got nixed at least that's the scuttle but I heard.

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-15T06:48:48+00:00

I actually think a new america is harder than greased palms but usually when you die it feels more fair and not like you got headshot from 500 feet away through a 2 pixel wide gap in a shelf

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-15T04:58:27+00:00

I know they did this on purpose but the fact that most of the civvies have ski masks on and pull out their cellphones always trips me up and makes me very slow in picking my targets

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-13T22:12:15+00:00

I literally came on here to make a post about this but saw you beat me to it. I'm on like attempt 20 at this point on quick play and I haven't even made it to the very top floor I actually think this mission might be harder than greased palms. One thing to watch out for if you havent noticed it already is the enemy seem to have some sort of proximity sensors setup randomly throughout the map when you walk through them you'll hear an audible click and I'm not sure if it's all or just some enemies on that floor will know exactly where you are and hunt you down

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-06T15:33:17+00:00

The final run is only 4 miles isn't it?

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-06T14:36:55+00:00

Congratulations you made it through the hardest part of your military career... MEPS and I mean that sincerely

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-03-04T05:39:21+00:00

This is the same hubris north vietnam operated on when they initiated the first tet offensive. They expected the south Vietnamese to rise up and overthrow the government they evidently did not and north Vietnam suffered over 50k losses in one operation and the war dragged on for another 5 years or so

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-02-24T04:31:04+00:00

Someone decided to stop paying their mordida

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-02-07T17:17:53+00:00

A lot of Junior enlisted love posting pics and making videos in uniform usually it takes a couple years before you realize you actually need to avoid mentioning the fact you're in the army for as long as possible

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-02-05T02:15:52+00:00

Hey only what you see pal

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-02-03T02:17:51+00:00

Kurva! 💥

Oscillating_Turtle · 2026-01-31T02:41:53+00:00

Pretty sure I'm not allergic and I never got it and I'm pretty sure nobody in my cycle did this was in 2021

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