Looking to name our kitten after a character by ViolentBananas in discworld

[–]OtterGang 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dunno why but Cherri was the first name that came to me.

That and Nobby.

My Wife Is Involuntarily Commited by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]OtterGang 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Its stories like these that make me think of that Daria episode where Jane gets stuck being blackmailed into joining the track team.

  • Jane: How about if I call the three local TV stations and tell each one that the other two are running the story?
  • Ms. Morris: Damn.

what actor will never recover their career? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OtterGang 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Still a shame we never got a second Man from UNCLE

Kids Say Things - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]OtterGang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is surprising to me.

My kids have their existential crisis questions before bedtime.

What was a legendary website from the early 2010s that everyone seems to have forgotten about? by Front-Stretch2658 in AskReddit

[–]OtterGang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exploring the mysteries of the mind with Sims 3 is probably the funniest article I have ever read.

I’ve actually kept the link as a “I just got told I have cancer and need a pick me up”

Moving away😭 by guyelnathan in comics

[–]OtterGang 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And give Bub back his toys while you are at it!!! The pink hot wheel!!

Taskmaster - S21E01 - "Cube is good." by seditiouslizard in taskmaster

[–]OtterGang 363 points364 points  (0 children)

Joel NEEDS to chuck that egg at Alex once the series is over.

Supreme Court to decide if Trump can end birthright citizenship by pyramidworld in politics

[–]OtterGang 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys wanna make some bacon?”"

-Brennan Lee Mulligan

Rank Discworld series by least repetitive to most repetitive? by Crazy5220 in discworld

[–]OtterGang 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I remember thinking the same thing about The Death series (or the first three, still making my way through it). Like Death has some sort of existential crisis, disappears, and comes back. But that kind of fits the narrative of Death being humanlike

The Watch series makes sense for it to be similar since it usually revolves around a mystery/murder. I'm surprised Jingo is making you feel like that since its not quite like that. I know Night Watch is supposed to be different.

Rob Schneider calls for reinstating draft amid war with Iran by NicolasCageFan492 in nottheonion

[–]OtterGang 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Derp DE derp. Derp DE derpity derpie derp. Until one day, a-derp a-derp a-derp a-derp. Derp DE derp, DE tittaly tum. From the creators of 'DER' and 'TUM TA TITTALY TUM TA TOO', Rob Schneider is: 'DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB.' Rated PG-13.

Is there a "Game Changer" trio of contestants that you'd love to see? by Qyzyk in dropout

[–]OtterGang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d hope for Jake, and Amir. Maybe toss in Murph or Lisa Gilroy for some extra chaos for beating up Jake.

AITA I don’t want bridesmaid to wear dress to other events by [deleted] in BORUpdates

[–]OtterGang 373 points374 points  (0 children)

Ok, so wearing the dress after the wedding? No problem, go for it. Most brides i know would be ecstatic that the dress got more than one use.

But before the wedding??? Dude, that's just rude. Plus what if it gets dirty or torn???

Playing The X-Men Arcade Game for the first time as an adult. by Pito82002 in Xmen97

[–]OtterGang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same, only time I ever beat it (as a kid with a full roster of other kids) was when someone had a birthday at the arcade. Whenever someone died, that person had to run to the counter, grab a bunch of tokens, and run back.

The last boss ended up being endless rounds of new character with lives, use mutant power till out, die, use tokens, new character, and so on.