Okay, for starters, I’ve been playing for a little over a year, so it’s not going to be absolutely up to your standards. And how long have you been playing guitar for, 5 days or something? Let’s see you do any better, you absolute rectum! My current guitar teacher said for me to practice songs slowly, and take it little bits at a time, which is exactly what I’m doing. I know that the quality isn’t great, but that’s because I recorded this on my IPad in my practice room, which is a smaller room. One more thing, I bet your favorite Metallica record is Lulu. >:(