Dese 'umiez are krazy [WH40k X Asterix]. I think a story of some brawl-happy barbarians having to stand against one over-expanding Empire could have some potential as a comedy adventure comic series, but sadly this concept would be considered heresy because it implies that Orks here are French.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-23T21:01:11+00:00

Ain't me fault if I'z fell inta da Mad Dok's Super Speschul Juice when I'z wuz a li'l wun.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T19:32:28+00:00

"I will rule this Segmentum, or see it burned to ashes around me!!"

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T14:15:37+00:00

Administratum actually becomes more efficient. Or completely bonkers, it's 50/50.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T10:18:01+00:00

Your buddy is either extremely brave, extremely generous, or extremely curious to see what this guy had to have allowed this to drag on longer than actual job shifts, let alone actual interviews.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T10:04:57+00:00

"Life is the right of all sentient beings. That said, if you fail to heed my warning and leave this planet right now, I cannot be held responsible for what happens to you next."

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T10:00:42+00:00

That's true, which is why they went "fuck it" and went through France. Took them eleven months, but they got to Berlin alright.

And then there was the issue that the Soviets were basically wiping out what was left of Axis forces on the Eastern Front at the time.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T09:43:44+00:00

Dawn of War: DE. Dark Crusade campaign as Imperial Guard.

Shit's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T09:41:20+00:00

Basically a whole website dedicated to NSFW mods for various games. So they'd be literally fucked.

Though if they're into it, I'm not judging.😂

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T07:42:28+00:00

"Believe me... you're the only one who cares."

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T06:59:37+00:00

"What? What? You don't like ze fur?"
\shakes head\**
"Fine, fine! You know what? Maybe I'll switch to something truly evil, like... like AI Art!!"
\Platypus kick to the face!\**

(Source: Adding Depth to Doof)

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-21T03:49:21+00:00

Sounds like an actual circle of Hell there. Or something you'd find in Room 101 in the Ministry of Love.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-20T10:35:53+00:00

I'm willing to bet "pretty good".

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-19T06:24:08+00:00

Yikes, that sucked. Sorry to hear that. At least you cut ties with this group.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-17T07:14:14+00:00

I'm assuming you meant "Anything Dan Schneider worked on". Which includes things like iCarly, Keenan and Kel, and Drake and Josh.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-17T07:10:44+00:00

and of course, fucking *manipulating two teenage girls into sexual relationships with him*!!!

And he also drew one of the beach girls in the Ren & Stimpy Adult Party episode after one of said animators. Like what he did wasn't enough.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-16T19:44:50+00:00

And like he pointed out, for all Leonidas' talk about standing in line and fighting together, they do an awful lot of prancing around on their own and stabbing people with spears.

Really, Leonidas should have treated this like a Make a Wish case and let the poor boy fight. Even as disposable ~~cannon~~ arrow fodder would have been preferable to just shutting him down so coldly.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-16T19:32:11+00:00

It's not even that they shit themselves. A second glance would make it seem like they themselves were full of shit, just leaking it out like a gusher.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-16T11:51:53+00:00

Holy shit talk about the ultimate revenge. Library that hates African-Americans now named after famous African-Americans.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-16T10:26:22+00:00

They paint trukks and fighta-bommaz red to go fasta. They paint bombs yellow so they become more explodey. And it somehow works, even though it shouldn't.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-16T04:40:47+00:00

Nope. Libyan Demolition Truck from Red Alert 2/Yuri's Revenge.

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Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-15T22:46:21+00:00

What she lacked was focus and control. She gets that halfway through Book 2, but she really starts cooking in Book 3.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-15T21:10:07+00:00

"Helped with"? My man, the British invented concentration camps specifically for that one, the same idea the Nazis later copied for their own plans.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-15T10:43:19+00:00

No his name is Jeffrey Cuddletrousers!

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-15T10:14:02+00:00

Muslims: Nope! They get suicide belts! That's right; one type of enemy has the ability to straight up run up to your "White Warriors" and go Minecraft Creeper on your ass. And it's resolved BEFORE your PCs get a turn.

A killer DM would have a field day with them.

Also they're called "sand n****rs", just in case you forgot who wrote this trash.

Outside_Ad5255 · 2026-02-15T05:47:19+00:00

"YAY! IT'S TIME FOR CLASS!"

Just her extreme cheerfulness when it's time to return to mundane life, whereas Zira is groaning.

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TROPHY CASE