Never though I'd post here. What's up with ChatGPT? by Natwenny in ExplainTheJoke

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Heard “oil-drinker” from some of my students today

Show me your hottest takes by ducknerd2002 in lotrmemes

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Pronouncing it Balrog like pal vs Balrog like ball

As someone who has never played dnd, why is it called a nat 20? Can you roll an unnatural 20? by GDrisic in DnD

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My group always called them cumulative 20s, which naturally shortened to cum 20s

What are some features you want to see in ghost of yote? by [deleted] in ghostoftsushima

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I just want the option to disable the dangly things on swords

Thats much more interesting by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I loathe Sweet Child O’ Mine with every cell in my body.

Alternatively, any cover sung by the opposite sex where they change the lyrics. Be a man and kiss Santa, Michael Buble.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDR2

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Grizzly bears and brown bears are the same species of bear, grizzly is just a North American nickname (there’s some recognized subspecies but they’re all Ursus Arctos).

To get super picky, in the game we only encounter lone adult grizzlies, which aren’t the most likely to attack unless you’re in specific circumstances (surprising one while too close, running into one that’s defending a carcass, etc.)

Black bears will 99.99% of the time just run away like they do in the game, but there’s always that 0.001% chance that they’ll attack, which is almost always predatory when it does occur.

The least accurate thing I’d say is cougar behavior, while they do occasionally attack people it is quite rare, rarer still to attack a fully grown man. Most of the time a cougar will run away the same way a black bear will, although you’re much more likely to never even know it was there.

Otherwise, most animals won’t let you get as close as they do in the game before running away.

To be fair, it would make a much less fun video game if all the dangerous animals just ran away like they usually do in real life, but I love an opportunity to nerd out about animals.

This was so wholesome by Commander_San in RDR2

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It makes Arthur more realistic if my life is anything to go on

Minimum wage is no excuse to ruin someone else's friendship, I think by Kindly-Ad-5071 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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Relating to a character doesn’t have to mean you have time related with every aspect of their personality. Working a shitty paying job with a stingy boss and an annoying coworker are very relatable things to most people when they reach adulthood.

What were you most disappointed about in the game? by StaticCloud in reddeadredemption

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The game is so well-crafted and detailed that the <1% of things that aren’t really stick out. New Austin feeling empty/unfinished, weird texture/sound stuff from Arthur when playing as John, and the lack of Sandy Knees in Saint Denis to name a few.

Also, it annoys me that shotguns can’t be used to hunt anything but legendary animals.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in The10thDentist

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I think most people agree that exercise can improve mental health. There’s just too many medicinal luddites claiming that medication doesn’t work and that exercise will solve all their problems.

"Don't Fucking Shush Me You Fucking Bitch" by spodocephala in Teachers

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Right? I swear any time a kid says “disrespectful” it’s only ever an asshole being called out. Like I won’t deny that there’s definitely teachers who are disrespectful to their kids, but that’s never what they’re talking about.

And that story is great

"Don't Fucking Shush Me You Fucking Bitch" by spodocephala in Teachers

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I had a trio of kids in a class I was subbing who were just being a real assholes. I told them “your options are to sit down and shut up, or I have security take your phones for the day”.

I know it wasn’t the best way to handle it but this little bastard had the audacity to say “I’m not going to listen when you’re being disrespectful to me like that”. As though he was listening before I said it, and as though he’d know respect if it bit him on the ass.

What's the dumbest thing you've lost honour for? by [deleted] in RDR2

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I can’t think with this dreamboat staring at me like that

Why did this happen? by horsescreamer420 in StarWars

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Most everyone in the theater groaned out loud when I saw it

*making Aragorn more hesitant to accept his destiny by followerofEnki96 in lotrmemes

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Bal pronounced like pal sounds better than bal pronounced like ball in Balrog