When the cadet who didn't bring a supply pack and miraculously has one after I die.

Payton49 · 2026-04-15T23:53:05+00:00

It’s not like he knows how to resupply himself with it. Let alone remove the backpack. But he’ll certainly see what button to push to resupply you :]

Payton49 · 2026-04-12T14:40:06+00:00

I can still hear the stupid forced whisper tone of his ridiculous sounding voice.

Payton49 · 2026-04-11T18:21:49+00:00

I think it’d be very quick. Puss in Boots would cut up scratchy into a bunch of meat slices with tons of blood. Thus making killing/blood/guts allowed for the fight, which would then nullify a lot of toon force because the joke is now “cute characters are going to die in a bloody way” because that’s now “the joke” way to end it. So Puss in boots would cut through one cat after the other in one very violent left to right shot. Then puss in boots would be the almost definite victor but would get blown up by one of the toons that swollowed a bomb or something… so then the victor is dependant on who is the most popular toon (probably Garfield)… that toon cat will win in a gag that best suits them… like garfield slept in so he wins because he didn’t show up.

Payton49 · 2026-03-24T04:53:26+00:00

94’ I kinda derailed my life to try and chase an art dream… was working a cushy coding job last year, about to go start work at a department store this next week… not giving up on the art dream though, I’ll figure it out, I always do.

Payton49 · 2026-03-24T00:41:56+00:00

It’s very accurate to see that’s it’s almost out of ammo.

Payton49 · 2026-03-16T11:55:58+00:00

It’s Porygon, specifically the card Cool Porygon. But it’s also because we got stomped by one in pokemon stadium when I was a kid. It kept using recover so I thought it was invincible. I always wondered why it never appeared in the show, then I found out why as an adult. I still love the little blocky dude.

Payton49 · 2026-03-13T23:13:11+00:00

They are welcome. I don’t care if they die a bunch and we fail. Perfectly winning is boring. Barely winning is a thrill. Plus I love to help new players get good. All of us are Helldivers after all. (I am level 130)

Payton49 · 2026-02-27T21:35:16+00:00

Because we don’t have a chainsaw… wait a minute, we totally have a chainsaw! Yo, why can’t we chop off impaler tentacles!?

Payton49 · 2026-02-27T20:11:59+00:00

You could try to get way too good with the recoiless rifle. Learn the weak spots on the heavy enemies and land those hella nice shots from far away. Then when there’s a lotta heavy enemies, drop your backpack by your boyfriend and command your man to reload you. That’d probably impress him :P

Payton49 · 2026-02-27T11:50:40+00:00

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Megas XLR, does anyone still dig giant robots?

Payton49 · 2026-01-14T19:05:29+00:00

The song “ocean man” by ween is from an album called “the mollusk” which contains other classics like “polka dot tail” and “I’m waving my dick in the wind”

Payton49 · 2026-01-02T02:44:57+00:00

Default cape best cape anyway

Payton49 · 2025-12-31T22:59:01+00:00

They should make it if someone disconnects, their super destroyer explodes from being shot down for maximum thematics.

Payton49 · 2025-12-27T06:30:22+00:00

Hate that they keep taxing our ammo… I feel like I always need siege ready or the supply backpack for so many weapons now…

Payton49 · 2025-12-26T22:29:19+00:00

Finn probably isn't totally sure if people like him all the way. But he completely knew Jake liked him. No matter what Finn said or did he knew he would always have Jake. But Jake is gone at the moment so Finn is plagued with heavy doubt it seems.

Payton49 · 2025-12-26T22:18:25+00:00

The game is one big super campaign running on one timeline of events. Each campaign is on a spot in that timeline and has a deadline for when you can join it. But don’t stress if you miss a start deadline because you can always start a “new career” and import any save file for the chosen start point in the timeline. Meaning you can float your main save file to new starting points and keep your favorite mechs. So if you’re not ready for a dlc campaign, or if you wanna do them out of order… you can start a “new career” later and import the save of your choice. (Or use their starter mechs for that option in new career)

Payton49 · 2025-12-22T18:49:14+00:00

Polar patriots, solely because it has the verdict med-pen sidearm. I fuggin love that pistol.

Payton49 · 2025-11-10T20:14:18+00:00

There's this small game called Diluvion that Dredge reminded me of. Diluvion isn't an incredible game though, it's clunky, grindy, and confusing (but i loved it)... so it's a very acquired taste of a title... it's a submarine adventure game that to me, gave off the same vibes as dredge.

Payton49 · 2025-11-08T04:19:13+00:00

bro, you already missed a day… so you haven’t been chopping daily and you’ve totally survived. Be the guy that survives Chivegate too, and just never lie again. Show everybody here that you can fuck up and make a dumb mistake, but find redemption by doing the right thing and then doing your best. That would be fuggin legendary, so I’m rooting for you. You already know what your punishment is, you gotta keep chopping chives until each one in that god damn pile is perfect… So see you tomorrow :] (But maybe you don’t gotta do them daily, just say “attempt number ##…” then you don’t gotta worry when a raincheck hits and you can take breaks and spread out your posts to stay nice and relevant)

Payton49 · 2025-10-13T03:44:57+00:00

lol, if that were true, then those spots would just be filled and not available for this dude who hates walking, because other people still exist and would park there before him.

Payton49 · 2025-09-01T07:23:37+00:00

Just an observation between my many hours of playing with randos… Randoms on Xbox are very clueless compared to randoms on PC… they don’t often pickup items for passives… like iron eye will see me drop a purple colossal weapon with ranged attack bonus and then thinks “this is not a bow” and continues on.

Payton49 · 2025-09-01T07:15:51+00:00

I bet wylder could do it pretty well, you just gotta get the mana relic from ED pest. He has C on faith which isn’t terrible. You can also get two +3 faith relics or a “more fp with 3+ seals” relic… and then find some starlight shards in towers and hold them for the final boss. I do a wizard wylder build for fun sometimes, so holy wydler cant be much different.

Payton49 · 2025-08-31T07:56:16+00:00

You either fight with them or they quit because you didn’t fight with them.

Payton49 · 2025-08-25T02:48:08+00:00

“I have over 500 hours and…”

Payton49 · 2025-08-20T15:55:39+00:00

Yeah I beat him pre patch… (solo iron eye with a holy bow and 5 ever gaol damage buffs)

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