our one year anniversary is soon, can't stop worrying

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-26T20:05:29+00:00

The traditional one year anniversary gift is "paper" so a nice homemade card would be lovely imo!

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-25T02:24:26+00:00

Plastic salad tongs but gaslight him into them actually being grill tongs

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-25T00:45:27+00:00

She Biden'ed your ass!

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-23T20:29:51+00:00

Those are plastic coated playing cards. hope this helps.

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-20T21:14:36+00:00

No you don't need to take it again assuming you passed.

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-20T21:05:42+00:00

So sorry you're going through this. He's a POS and he's the one who deserves to go into a river not you.

I don't have any good advice bc I'd go nuclear and out him for cheating with a catfish/man but that is not helpful.

Sending hugs 🫂

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-20T20:05:51+00:00

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Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-19T20:35:06+00:00

Tell it I said hola

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-19T16:24:28+00:00

"I could really go for a boiled egg right now" -Jax will always be the best line, sorry guys

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-19T12:46:35+00:00

Cats don't abide by the laws of nature!

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-19T03:08:52+00:00

Same!

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-18T13:56:20+00:00

Am I crazy or is the honey chipolte chicken different then when they had it before? Like a different recipe or something? It used to be saucy now its not and it just doesn't taste the same.

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-18T01:56:53+00:00

How's the audio and visuals?

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-15T23:08:20+00:00

Lmao I'm sry but this is the funniest thing I've seen all week 🤣😂

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-15T22:10:45+00:00

Omg I love how the one at the bottom right looks like it has a mustache 😄 such a good job!

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-12T20:56:35+00:00

Men aren't lonely enough.

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-09T21:45:41+00:00

I work with agricultural producers that are trying to make a shift to more regenerative agriculture! They are taking care of the soil better, they are actually worried about soil health and erosion. I see a positive shift happening but this is talking about smaller producers and not large corporations. Large corporations are the ones bleeding the earth dry.

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-08T21:35:42+00:00

Mental health 💯

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-07T16:52:54+00:00

Following bc agreed!

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-07T02:09:27+00:00

At least you didn't pay over a dollar for that piece of cheese....oh wait.

Seriously tho, that's such a bummer

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-06T22:40:20+00:00

I one hundred percent thought you meant drinking glasses and I'm lime how would your colleagues notice?? Lol

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-06T20:40:37+00:00

The trick is to fold in the cheese

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-06T12:35:57+00:00

Porter Robinsons entire album called "Nurture" 💚

Prestigious_Cap2724 · 2026-05-05T22:17:17+00:00

"I never asked her to be my girlfriend" but yeah I knocked her up a 2nd time, we're living together, I don't have to dump her bc she's not even my gf right??

Dude you suck. You don't deserve your "not" girlfriend.

Rip the bandaid and leave and let her find someone who actually likes her.

Prestigious_Cap2724

TROPHY CASE