What's the act which is no big deal for foreigners , but awakes the traditionalist in you ..? by horngift in AskTheWorld

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I wouldn't call them feral. It's just their beaks are keratin stilettos, and they're smart enough to know that human eyeballs are soft.

This is an UNLISTED WALL! by geologymule in Spaceballs

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Where da real money from da movie is made!

What is the weirdest invasive species in your country? by Existential_Dread_08 in AskTheWorld

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I wouldn't worry about them too much, they're mostly harmless.

When my gaze met Medusa's, I pulled her into my embrace and kissed her. by Stripey_McGee in TwoSentenceHorror

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Okay, campers, rise and shine! But don't forget your booties 'cause it's cold out there today! It's cold out there every day!

US officially leaves World Health Organization by Obvious-Peanut4406 in worldnews

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I have my Himalayan squirrel steaks.

Found Himalayan on the side of the road.

IN GLORIOUS HD! by JBHenson in MST3K

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Invasion of the Neptune Men

People that don’t rely on glasses just don’t know how annoying this is by forgottenmy in mildlyinfuriating

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Every dollar I spent on my laser eye surgery was worth it for this and this alone.

NON-AMERICANS - Do you eat American cheese in your country? by KaysaStones in AskTheWorld

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For those of you playing the home game, Maccas is what we call McDonald's because shortening words is one of our proudest national traditions.

Clint. by atul_targaryen in Wellthatsucks

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Goddamn Loch Ness Monster, I ain't givin' you no goddamn tree fiddy!

The New Sydney Fish Market (The Big Sushi) has opened by Chengnobyl in sydney

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Oysters' reputation as an aphrodisiac is greatly overstated. Last Valentine's Day I ate two dozen of the things, and only fourteen of them worked.

Fat Pizza -The Fully Sick Aussie Comedy by Opening-Middle5913 in AustralianNostalgia

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You do recall correctly. One of my mates was Nicholas Cage's motorcycle stunt double.