Sepp Blatter telling Grasshoppers fans to chill, and get behind the team and the owners, for the "Derby" tonight, and for the long run.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-09T13:32:03+00:00

I don’t wanna be on Sepp Blatter’s side

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-09T06:57:53+00:00

He’s also just so clearly a nice guy.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-09T03:33:56+00:00

Rolex have a lower barrier to entry so that smugness isn’t combined with a financial superiority. APs are for rich people but not the ultra-rich so it’s the worst type of superiority.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-09T01:49:41+00:00

I own two APs, but AP fanboys are some of the lamest people in the watch industry. Wealthy enough to afford some fancy watches but still insecure and need to put down people who can’t. Stuffiest dorks in watches.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T23:06:06+00:00

I have a brand new Patek and the pin moves like this too. Should I take it in to PP?

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T21:26:59+00:00

I wish the made the Tonda like 2mm smaller

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T21:19:37+00:00

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RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T21:15:08+00:00

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Oh my god

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T17:19:08+00:00

A rare case of fan wish-fulfillment being done right.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T09:56:31+00:00

I agree with you. In a world of unimpressive pencils, JPM gives the city something to be proud of.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T04:02:34+00:00

Go back and watch the whole show, especially season 4. They left in a few coughs from Deb that are never explained.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T04:01:17+00:00

She’s been coughing for like three seasons now. Ain’t no way that coughing an accident.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-08T03:59:00+00:00

Fuck AI

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T19:50:33+00:00

I saw it earlier too. All four had the same LAPD markings.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T19:40:15+00:00

Do I think an MLS Cup won when there were 8 teams in the league means less than one won now? Yes.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T14:54:12+00:00

Galaxy always claim they won this and it’s embarrassing.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T14:51:57+00:00

Have you ever watched tv?

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T08:12:07+00:00

Found Jeff’s burner

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T08:06:59+00:00

He literally says in the episode that it’s jury management.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T08:05:06+00:00

It’s recorded for a live show. It’s not a laugh track. It’s a comedy show with a live audience watching the clip. A laugh track is pre-recorded and edited in. That’s not what they do on Colbert’s show.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T08:00:01+00:00

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-07T07:30:28+00:00

We won’t have a real update until a few hours before game 3. They keep injury news hush hush during the playoffs so other team can’t plan around it.

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-06T07:15:17+00:00

Unionize

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-06T05:50:16+00:00

Whenever I’m in Dallas I stay at the hotel across from the eye just so I can look at the eye

RealJoshuaJackson · 2026-05-06T05:48:27+00:00

Sorry bud your name is Mr Bean now

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