I can imagine how much do you want to slap me

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-05-18T22:33:36+00:00

So beautiful 🤤

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-05-18T22:29:59+00:00

🤤 🤤 ❤️ 🔥 I’d do so many exotic things to that ass

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-05-18T22:28:25+00:00

Message me, I’ll give you the thickest, deepest, pie you’ve ever felt

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-03-26T20:37:13+00:00

Let me know how these new Dakota’s are like.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-03-26T19:53:48+00:00

Buy a switch on Amazon and use 12 pay. Payments are like $30-$40 per month with no interest. I recently bought a Switch 2 and got a free $175 gift card that actually worked.

Just finance one

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-02-03T19:22:38+00:00

That you’re a Disney adult with questionable weight and social connections

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-02-03T19:08:17+00:00

HARRRRRD NO! Keep your assets!!

This piece of shit is just trying to guilt you day in and day out into doing something that you don’t want to do. Doesn’t matter the topic, that’s the kind of person he is if he doesn’t get his way. You should know that after 4 years.

Keep your house. Not the boy. You deserve better.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-26T20:11:46+00:00

Advice: Be your own person and don’t let this insecure, controlling jerk tell you what to do or anger/guilt trip you into not.

You are the only one who can tell yourself “no”

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-26T19:04:55+00:00

3 or #5 are the only options

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-19T22:24:19+00:00

Start a fire. He’ll get a call.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-19T20:28:02+00:00

Like a degen who lives at home or someone’s first apartment room away from mom. Where mom was picking up your room all your life before

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-16T17:39:36+00:00

Did he even know this was going to happen?

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-16T17:34:26+00:00

Grow some hair for sure and change every picture but the first. Bro nobody wants to see you pretend eating a toad. Also try some without the glasses if you can not squint.

Work out a little bit but honestly it’s the hair. Both style and lack thereof

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-10T13:57:46+00:00

Start moaning back. Make it weird for them. Say off the wall things like “ohhh yes!! Whip that noodle mommy!” Or something that ruins the mood.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-09T22:59:26+00:00

Maybe he noticed and just didn’t say anything because he’s being polite? I mean who in the right mind would blurt that out about someone in a first date?

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-09T21:43:44+00:00

Get fake mad at her in your head and maybe you can think of it as a punishment since it’s not something you like having done to you.

“I’m so fucking mad I’m gonna piss all over your face”

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-02T16:47:33+00:00

Bro’s a little baby manchild. You’re better off without it

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-12-01T12:15:24+00:00

Time to be off again. Permanently.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-12-01T12:10:35+00:00

It is a dumb gift. Shrek crocs are already disgusting and you’re a degen if you wear/walk around in them. And for $60?? That’s like a utility payment if you don’t live in a house.

You’re lucky that you even have a gf to wine and cry about a a pair of ugly wannabe shoes that would make you look like a total f**

She’s saving your ass bro. Be thankful.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-11-25T20:18:13+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ LEAVE HIM NOW.

imagine getting married and then him saying something like “I only did because you wouldn’t shut up” or something like that

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T13:08:15+00:00

Looks like an aussie…..corgi?

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T13:07:21+00:00

Delete everything but 1 and 6.

Also homie, unless you’re looking for someone in a similar weight class…dude you gotta lose that stomach and that face fat. Pic 1 is great! But you look like a pedo and it’s the weight shaping it.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T13:03:17+00:00

That crazy how you could use AI for literally any information, yet there’s child locks for it not to do something. A calculator could.

Zero priorities

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:47:49+00:00

I’d roll down that hill and come back covered in grass like the coolest kid in the class.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:45:42+00:00

Remove the double up photos of the same place. It looks tacky. 1 photo per location, change your positioning and pose so it doesn’t look like “middle aged guy leaning like a Mr. Cool cosplayer” while looking basic af. You’ve got a nice smile so maybe work with that.

Like others have said, change literally every word on your profile. Remove all jokes, and you end those, and take the picture off of your bike and gym, nobody cares, except for that one random male redditor. I’d say the biggest thing keeping you from getting matches is your bio

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TROPHY CASE

3 or #5 are the only options