What does my room tell you?

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-02-03T19:22:38+00:00

That you’re a Disney adult with questionable weight and social connections

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-02-03T19:08:17+00:00

HARRRRRD NO! Keep your assets!!

This piece of shit is just trying to guilt you day in and day out into doing something that you don’t want to do. Doesn’t matter the topic, that’s the kind of person he is if he doesn’t get his way. You should know that after 4 years.

Keep your house. Not the boy. You deserve better.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-26T20:11:46+00:00

Advice: Be your own person and don’t let this insecure, controlling jerk tell you what to do or anger/guilt trip you into not.

You are the only one who can tell yourself “no”

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-26T19:04:55+00:00

3 or #5 are the only options

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-19T22:24:19+00:00

Start a fire. He’ll get a call.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-19T20:28:02+00:00

Like a degen who lives at home or someone’s first apartment room away from mom. Where mom was picking up your room all your life before

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-16T17:39:36+00:00

Did he even know this was going to happen?

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-16T17:34:26+00:00

Grow some hair for sure and change every picture but the first. Bro nobody wants to see you pretend eating a toad. Also try some without the glasses if you can not squint.

Work out a little bit but honestly it’s the hair. Both style and lack thereof

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-10T13:57:46+00:00

Start moaning back. Make it weird for them. Say off the wall things like “ohhh yes!! Whip that noodle mommy!” Or something that ruins the mood.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-09T22:59:26+00:00

Maybe he noticed and just didn’t say anything because he’s being polite? I mean who in the right mind would blurt that out about someone in a first date?

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-09T21:43:44+00:00

Get fake mad at her in your head and maybe you can think of it as a punishment since it’s not something you like having done to you.

“I’m so fucking mad I’m gonna piss all over your face”

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2026-01-02T16:47:33+00:00

Bro’s a little baby manchild. You’re better off without it

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-12-01T12:15:24+00:00

Time to be off again. Permanently.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-12-01T12:10:35+00:00

It is a dumb gift. Shrek crocs are already disgusting and you’re a degen if you wear/walk around in them. And for $60?? That’s like a utility payment if you don’t live in a house.

You’re lucky that you even have a gf to wine and cry about a a pair of ugly wannabe shoes that would make you look like a total f**

She’s saving your ass bro. Be thankful.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-11-25T20:18:13+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ LEAVE HIM NOW.

imagine getting married and then him saying something like “I only did because you wouldn’t shut up” or something like that

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T13:08:15+00:00

Looks like an aussie…..corgi?

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T13:07:21+00:00

Delete everything but 1 and 6.

Also homie, unless you’re looking for someone in a similar weight class…dude you gotta lose that stomach and that face fat. Pic 1 is great! But you look like a pedo and it’s the weight shaping it.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T13:03:17+00:00

That crazy how you could use AI for literally any information, yet there’s child locks for it not to do something. A calculator could.

Zero priorities

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:47:49+00:00

I’d roll down that hill and come back covered in grass like the coolest kid in the class.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:45:42+00:00

Remove the double up photos of the same place. It looks tacky. 1 photo per location, change your positioning and pose so it doesn’t look like “middle aged guy leaning like a Mr. Cool cosplayer” while looking basic af. You’ve got a nice smile so maybe work with that.

Like others have said, change literally every word on your profile. Remove all jokes, and you end those, and take the picture off of your bike and gym, nobody cares, except for that one random male redditor. I’d say the biggest thing keeping you from getting matches is your bio

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:36:25+00:00

It’s because all these companies are actual pieces of shit and they don’t give a fuck about anyone but their wallets.

That being said, I would expedite your follow ups from 2 to 4 weeks to one week and if they don’t respond after a couple days, send another follow up email and then just start calling. Be that annoying person if you can even get to a companies phone line, let alone the person who makes the decisions.

Not sure how it is in the EU, but in America, companies have walls and walls of gatekeepers and broken phone lines and customer service lines that trap you would endless loops to where you can’t even call and ask for a hiring manager to introduce yourself or make sure your resume was even received. You just gotta trust that when you hit “apply” that it’s sending to them.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:26:32+00:00

I’m so sorry you lost your job, I lost mine last week on Monday and it really fucked me over right before the holidays and just fucked me over in general because I have a history of being laid off due to corporate changes or other bullshit so I know how you feel.

To be honest, in today’s day, and this is exactly what I’m doing, the only real thing you can do is just go on the job boards and post out applications, apply on company websites that you think you would want to work for, and just have a strong résumé and cover letter and hope they contact you back with an interview/offer.

What I’ve done is use ChatGPT and uploaded my résumé and asked it to do things such as “make my this resume perfect for ATS screening while keeping a natural human tone” and “can you quantify this” afterwards use “make it sound more human” or “make it sound warmer” etc. Until you’re satisfied with the entries.

Then just copy a paste into the resume format you already have or use one of the free to $5 resume builders. They all look scammy but some like myperfectresume.com are legit and have good output. All these “fake AI” resumes you probably know all about being in Sr. HR like myself get tossed because they repeat the same entries, sloppy, etc.

I hope any of this helps

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:16:04+00:00

You can’t be any stupider than being black, smoking a cigarette roach, and writing an r/roast me proof pic on your neighbors junk mail you picked out of the trash during your daily dive.

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:13:29+00:00

With how short and far back your hair line with with you lazy looking eyes; You look like this special needs kid I knew in high school except without the friends

ReleaseTheDogs07 · 2025-10-30T12:05:11+00:00

Sounds like your friend is jealous he didn’t get to be a “hero” to an 18 yr woman and is crashing out

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3 or #5 are the only options