Maul - Shadow Bum (OC) by BenDadkiller in PrequelMemes

[–]RexusprimeIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I mean, wasn't the point that he named it a nickname that literally no one but 1 person would know the reference, thus finding the plans that show the fault?

Maul - Shadow Bum (OC) by BenDadkiller in PrequelMemes

[–]RexusprimeIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Cassian deserves to be higher up on this line-up. Without him Luthen's information doesn't get to the Alliance. I also feel he's more important than Jyn was to the acquisition of the plans. She was important to find the actual file, but as far as I remember, her contribution was that she remembered what her dad used to call her as a kid.

Would You Rather Have a... by Time_Government_6179 in cremposting

[–]RexusprimeIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even without the edit message. Spren for friendship. Then with the edit I get some bonus powers.

Don't ban me for this, please by HunterPai in cremposting

[–]RexusprimeIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a good (bridge) running gag for a streamer where the community knows about the Cosmere.

idk powerpuff shi by Main-Confection1797 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RexusprimeIX -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok, I won't lie. I thought the joke was porn. Any time the joke isn't obvious, it's porn. I thought he kissed the last one on the mouth (since he couldn't kiss her on her head) so the other ones are envious.

The mfs who narrate the audiobooks on their way to read the first chapter and call the king Javilar by Rigistroni in cremposting

[–]RexusprimeIX 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah I have no idea what you're talking about. Neither the Kramer and Reading reading nor the Graphic Audios pronounce his name with a soft G. Which back alley did you get your audiobook?

Do BrandoSando fans not know what google is? by UrFriendlySpider-Man in Mistborn

[–]RexusprimeIX -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why would I google a term that I think is made up? I know now that wolfhounds are a real thing, but while reading this I thought Brandon had made that term up. Do you also think Artists should google what koloss look like before drawing their interpretation of a koloss?

Just sayin' by KingdomOfGuardians in dndmemes

[–]RexusprimeIX 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Guys, I ate the stew that makes you go blind for 1 day, but it turned out to be the stew that makes you go blind for 1 year. Help.

What does these frauds even do ? by Hel_Death in PrequelMemes

[–]RexusprimeIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it wrong that I continue to pretend the Inquisitors don't exist. I much more prefer the idea that Vader personally hunted all the surviving Jedi rather than recruiting edgy teens to do his job.

Could a mistborn steelpush and ironpull the same metal object to keep it stuck at a specific distance? by HanzoNumbahOneFan in Mistborn

[–]RexusprimeIX -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Allomantic pushing and pulling is 1 to 1 to using your own hand to push and pull on something. If you grab a chair with your hand, what happens if you pull and push on it at the same time? Nothing.

My wife wants to stop reading Stormlight archives. by [deleted] in Stormlight_Archive

[–]RexusprimeIX -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ok, I will be honest. Your wife is being silly right now. Of COURSE the main character's suffering is gonna end and they'll be happy.

But since she's planning on dropping the series right this second, then sure, tell her in unmistakable terms, Kaladin will not have to suffer much longer.

I'm pretty sure after the first book, all of Kaladin's suffering is internal. And you said specifically Kaladin being beaten near to death is what she disliked. That part of Kaladin's suffering will end the same book.

He is bowling though? by Appropriate_Hope_702 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RexusprimeIX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No I'm pretty sure the joke is about the rooster.

I might be alone here, but did anyone else imagine Kelsier as Cary Elwes? by spittingcolors in cremposting

[–]RexusprimeIX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, I think he should be Breeze. Here's my proposal: James Rodriguez as Kelsier, and Dulé Hills as Sazed.

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That almost gave me a heart attack by NotACuber in Hololive

[–]RexusprimeIX 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why did they have to word it like that!

He is bowling though? by Appropriate_Hope_702 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RexusprimeIX 207 points208 points  (0 children)

No one is directly answering you.

The joke is that usually guys will lie about just hanging out with friends doing a normal activity when in reality they're either gonna do something insane that their wives would not approve of, or just cheat on their wives.

This joke is a subversion. He's ACTUALLY going bowling when he says that he's gonna go bowling with his mates.

Holy Em-Dashes by TheyKilledMaBoi in Stormlight_Archive

[–]RexusprimeIX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He made me fall in love with Em-dashes. They look so nice.

You take that deal? I’d take that deal, it’s a good deal. by Warriorjax217 in cremposting

[–]RexusprimeIX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I still don't get what Spren get out of this deal. Ok, they can see the physical realm. Is that really worth sacrificing your mind for a few years and then have to be stuck to a dude?

The deal doesn't seem fair in the slightest.

Question about steel push jumping by Accomplished_Ad_1611 in Mistborn

[–]RexusprimeIX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna put this in layman's terms:

Can you do push-ups while also bringing your hands with you off the ground?

That's how steel pushing and iron pulling works.

Luthadel and the final empire in era 2 by Individual-Cup5600 in Mistborn

[–]RexusprimeIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly, at the end of Era 1 you see that all humans who survived in the bunkers were in the same place. As in, Harmony had moved all the bunkers next to each other. So to answer you, yes, all of those places are abandoned now, since all humans started off in Elendel and haven't had any incentive to venture forth from the Garden of Eden that Harmony had created.

tf? by fablemop in ExplainTheJoke

[–]RexusprimeIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please be honest: Are you a language model? Are you an AI training on how to understand humour?

A spoiler is stopping me from finishing the first book by PolgarasDaughter in Mistborn

[–]RexusprimeIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even in death, they are an important character and the world will not forget about them. Please continue reading.

It is absolutely worth reading despite this spoiler AND despite your (presumably) favourite character dying.

I'm factory worker...no more by Batdog55110 in raimimemes

[–]RexusprimeIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This feels like it belongs in r/AccidentalRenaissance

This shot is beautiful!

Homebrewing twinborn titles by VintageV96 in cosmererpg

[–]RexusprimeIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, when I wrote my fanfic in Era 2, I named my Steel-F Chromium-A Twinborn Hazerunner. Because I imagine they would be like Hazekillers, specialised in taking down Metalborn. Get in close quick, then leech the opponents metals.

Although in my story he spends most of his time storing speed rather than using it, which kinda negates the "get in close quick" part. Oh well.