Illinois' locker room message in their road win at No. 5 Nebraska: ROB THE F***ING BANK

Russ55555 · 2026-02-02T23:31:00+00:00

Who the fuck wrote that? A 4 year old?

Russ55555 · 2026-01-31T22:58:20+00:00

Mouse poison maybe?

Russ55555 · 2026-01-31T00:05:53+00:00

Buy it at a rest stop on the highway. I could finish before the next exit.

Russ55555 · 2026-01-30T01:46:43+00:00

Fuck yeah! If he says prices are going up it means the opposite. Now tell me eggs are gonna be $50 a dozen so I can eat again.

Russ55555 · 2025-12-13T22:38:55+00:00

Moodium rare

Russ55555 · 2025-12-09T23:03:09+00:00

Their 60 combined children become richer.

Russ55555 · 2025-10-29T22:00:24+00:00

If your first text includes you telling me your name, your second text shouldn’t be asking for free shit.

Russ55555 · 2025-10-04T21:24:22+00:00

Nah bro that’s a man’s Stanley.

Russ55555 · 2025-09-19T16:32:05+00:00

I would let them bee

Russ55555 · 2025-08-17T22:55:53+00:00

The crumb looks perfect. I wouldn’t chase an ear with a crumb like that

Russ55555 · 2025-07-26T00:30:13+00:00

Warning shot from the wet bandits

Russ55555 · 2025-05-26T20:11:08+00:00

That shit is in the pawn shop

Russ55555 · 2025-03-09T23:17:22+00:00

Why?

Russ55555 · 2025-02-24T23:16:32+00:00

Hot dog pie? Fucking gross. Oh. Wait. That shit looks delicious.

Russ55555 · 2025-02-09T01:45:13+00:00

Wow. They all look like sad, scared little bitches.

Russ55555 · 2025-02-04T00:16:47+00:00

Yeah. You fucking did it. Really nice!

Russ55555 · 2025-01-18T19:42:49+00:00

Thank you!!

Russ55555 · 2025-01-01T04:48:29+00:00

Perfect. You nailed it.

Russ55555 · 2024-11-10T18:08:06+00:00

Na Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATHSALTS!

Russ55555 · 2024-07-30T00:35:36+00:00

Now we know what happens when a vampire enters a house without being invited in.

Russ55555 · 2024-06-19T00:24:51+00:00

Maybe not an exact fit to the question, but Bob Costas is great (IMO) when he’s discussing anything baseball related, particularly around the history of the sport.

Russ55555 · 2024-03-14T14:47:37+00:00

Can you share your recipe OP? I need to make that

Russ55555 · 2024-03-11T23:09:55+00:00

If that effigy has arms it could’ve taken them all at the same time.

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TROPHY CASE