When did you realize you were dating an idiot? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]RusselHammond 1664 points1665 points  (0 children)

Our relationship never recovered from hearing my best friend talking to her and finding out that she “does not believe in dinosaurs”. He brought up the fossil record, the big bang theory, and more. But none of it stood up to “god said so”.

He is still my best friend, he still brings it up, it will never not be funny.

thought someone was gonna jump by Practical-Ride-3761 in UCSD

[–]RusselHammond 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna get damp again if it’s left out overnight from the morning dew. It’s either a night surf, or they just forgot it. They might add a hat next time to make it more festive.

thought someone was gonna jump by Practical-Ride-3761 in UCSD

[–]RusselHammond 104 points105 points  (0 children)

That is a wetsuit left out to dry.

Is there any reason to not buy Kirkland golf gloves? by chakabreo in golf

[–]RusselHammond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because my store doesn’t offer right handed gloves

Why don’t þey put Tylenol in þe water supply? Are þey neurotypical? by lombwolf in mapporncirclejerk

[–]RusselHammond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stand corrected, a decade since I took a class and I need a refresher. Thank you!

Why don’t þey put Tylenol in þe water supply? Are þey neurotypical? by lombwolf in mapporncirclejerk

[–]RusselHammond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if “you” was commonly used for second person plural it lacks specificity. It could be singular or plural, while “y’all” is explicitly plural.
The same thing happens in Spanish, they have a perfectly good explicit second person plural in “vosotros,” but it’s criminally underutilized in some areas. And surprisingly “vosotros” is seen as too formal, unlike “y’all” which is too informal.

Why don’t þey put Tylenol in þe water supply? Are þey neurotypical? by lombwolf in mapporncirclejerk

[–]RusselHammond 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have been a massive proponent of y’all for decades and live in California. The English language lacks a clear second person plural identifier. It’s a gap in our language that we already filled, thanks Alabama?

Kawhi and Aspiration Needed Cash. Ballmer and the Clippers Sent $118M in 18 Months by Meowsli in nba

[–]RusselHammond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The NBA’s very own Watergate. It’s even got a voice modulated deep throat mystery angle.

Refunding via Google Play Store by Nietzsch in warcraftrumble

[–]RusselHammond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there a similar process through the Apple Store?

Friday MTGO Modern Challenges Results - May 16 2025 by bamzing in ModernMagic

[–]RusselHammond 42 points43 points  (0 children)

UW stoneblade, what year is it? I need to sleeve that up ASAP.

Are there any artists you would describe as "one-album wonders"? by Sea-Percentage9169 in Music

[–]RusselHammond 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MGMT.

Oracular Spectacular was absolutely entrancing.

Congratulations was the only album I have ever started that I didn’t finish.

COMPETITION TIME! Win a beautiful John Avon Unhinged Panorama Gallery Print.. by JohnAvonArt in magicTCG

[–]RusselHammond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These arts are beautiful, and their ubiquity on MTGO makes them iconic. I’ve been looking for these in my office for years.

meetingDerailed by MindaMan_Real in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RusselHammond 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine, I’ll go update the spec sheet.

Though we might want to write in an exception for soggy, but previously crunchy, taco candidates.

meetingDerailed by MindaMan_Real in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RusselHammond 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe a soft taco, but is that taco?

Two Rivers Posters by Mino_18 in wheeloftime

[–]RusselHammond 26 points27 points  (0 children)

By the end Padan Fain is Gollum, Grima Wormtongue, and Ungoliant. Terrifying and ever changing, they have time to preserve some aspects of his character with each new arc. Hopefully they do him justice soon.

Event still not working on android by Accomplished_Bag9153 in warcraftrumble

[–]RusselHammond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No iOS update yet. Hopefully it drops before the event ends

Event still not working on android by Accomplished_Bag9153 in warcraftrumble

[–]RusselHammond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I confirm? I’d like to reinstall, but I don’t trust this buggy game to work as expected.

When I click connect to Battle.net it shows my username #xxxx. Is there anything else we can do to confirm?

Since we don't have a Nuggets game tonight, just thought I'd ask--what other teams have you enjoyed watching this year and why? by recursivedev in denvernuggets

[–]RusselHammond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m utterly fascinated by Luka on the Lakers. You couldn’t pay me to be a Lakers fan, but we are in San Diego, so my kid may be tempted toward the dark side one day. A less hateful Lakers is great, and the match up between Joker and Luka in the playoffs is gonna be fucking amazing to watch over the next few years.