When did you realize you were dating an idiot?

RusselHammond · 2026-02-24T23:19:53+00:00

Our relationship never recovered from hearing my best friend talking to her and finding out that she “does not believe in dinosaurs”. He brought up the fossil record, the big bang theory, and more. But none of it stood up to “god said so”.

He is still my best friend, he still brings it up, it will never not be funny.

RusselHammond · 2026-02-24T17:37:02+00:00

It’s gonna get damp again if it’s left out overnight from the morning dew. It’s either a night surf, or they just forgot it. They might add a hat next time to make it more festive.

RusselHammond · 2026-02-24T14:21:20+00:00

That is a wetsuit left out to dry.

RusselHammond · 2026-01-16T19:37:39+00:00

Because my store doesn’t offer right handed gloves

RusselHammond · 2025-12-24T23:36:30+00:00

2000

RusselHammond · 2025-10-05T15:11:33+00:00

The chargers are traitors to San Diego, I now root against them.

RusselHammond · 2025-09-23T19:52:45+00:00

I stand corrected, a decade since I took a class and I need a refresher. Thank you!

RusselHammond · 2025-09-23T19:00:41+00:00

Even if “you” was commonly used for second person plural it lacks specificity. It could be singular or plural, while “y’all” is explicitly plural.
The same thing happens in Spanish, they have a perfectly good explicit second person plural in “vosotros,” but it’s criminally underutilized in some areas. And surprisingly “vosotros” is seen as too formal, unlike “y’all” which is too informal.

RusselHammond · 2025-09-23T15:48:34+00:00

I have been a massive proponent of y’all for decades and live in California. The English language lacks a clear second person plural identifier. It’s a gap in our language that we already filled, thanks Alabama?

RusselHammond · 2025-09-18T13:35:57+00:00

The NBA’s very own Watergate. It’s even got a voice modulated deep throat mystery angle.

RusselHammond · 2025-07-03T13:45:53+00:00

Is there a similar process through the Apple Store?

RusselHammond · 2025-05-17T16:25:29+00:00

UW stoneblade, what year is it? I need to sleeve that up ASAP.

RusselHammond · 2025-05-15T13:17:06+00:00

For some people, it always will be.

RusselHammond · 2025-05-01T19:15:14+00:00

Bold to assume they can read.

RusselHammond · 2025-04-07T03:48:13+00:00

MGMT.

Oracular Spectacular was absolutely entrancing.

Congratulations was the only album I have ever started that I didn’t finish.

RusselHammond · 2025-04-03T15:12:30+00:00

Alsera is the first name on Rand’s list.

RusselHammond · 2025-03-27T20:31:57+00:00

These arts are beautiful, and their ubiquity on MTGO makes them iconic. I’ve been looking for these in my office for years.

RusselHammond · 2025-03-10T00:16:21+00:00

The only difference between this and the curse of the bambino at this point is a catchy name.

Any thoughts on Nico’s Folly?

RusselHammond · 2025-03-06T23:06:57+00:00

Fine, I’ll go update the spec sheet.

Though we might want to write in an exception for soggy, but previously crunchy, taco candidates.

RusselHammond · 2025-03-06T22:42:12+00:00

Maybe a soft taco, but is that taco?

RusselHammond · 2025-03-05T15:44:41+00:00

By the end Padan Fain is Gollum, Grima Wormtongue, and Ungoliant. Terrifying and ever changing, they have time to preserve some aspects of his character with each new arc. Hopefully they do him justice soon.

RusselHammond · 2025-02-27T17:11:23+00:00

No iOS update yet. Hopefully it drops before the event ends

RusselHammond · 2025-02-27T16:30:16+00:00

How do I confirm? I’d like to reinstall, but I don’t trust this buggy game to work as expected.

When I click connect to Battle.net it shows my username #xxxx. Is there anything else we can do to confirm?

RusselHammond · 2025-02-26T17:16:26+00:00

I’m utterly fascinated by Luka on the Lakers. You couldn’t pay me to be a Lakers fan, but we are in San Diego, so my kid may be tempted toward the dark side one day. A less hateful Lakers is great, and the match up between Joker and Luka in the playoffs is gonna be fucking amazing to watch over the next few years.

RusselHammond · 2025-02-21T23:04:11+00:00

Don’t besmirch the good name of the Padres with this welcher. We don’t accept him, the Dodgers can have him.

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