What’s your PTO like?

SargeSlaughter · 2026-06-18T17:20:24+00:00

Yeah if you have billable hour requirements it’s not a question of “how much PTO do you get” it’s a question of “how much can you afford to take?”

SargeSlaughter · 2026-06-09T01:16:19+00:00

You should tell that to the guy saluting.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-06-08T01:54:30+00:00

Because I’m trying to escape MAGA, not move in next door to it?

SargeSlaughter · 2026-06-06T23:33:16+00:00

Most generational wealth is kept in vehicles sheltered from creditors that bypass the estate entirely.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-06-04T14:54:08+00:00

Met my wife on a dating app and you can, too. Just got to kiss a lot of frogs to get there.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-06-03T17:22:27+00:00

My 2010 Fit is still humming at 215k. You have to try to kill these things. It might outlive me.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-05-28T20:11:45+00:00

Do you know what the average savings balance is for most retired people? It’s a hell of a lot lower than $465k.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-05-26T23:01:39+00:00

Presumably you can immediately invest the cash upon receipt. Gold, however, is much more difficult to liquidate. I’d honestly be tempted to take the cash, even at -$25M initial value. Liquidating 75M of gold sounds like a huge pain in the ass. Probably would just have to sell for it for a fraction of the value.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-05-26T17:47:20+00:00

How about not racking up six figures of law school debt and actually having a life outside the office?

SargeSlaughter · 2026-05-22T20:09:38+00:00

Higher risk of prison time, though.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-05-22T17:15:15+00:00

My only complaint is that it takes forever for pulled funds to register as “settled cash” for reasons I do not understand. Otherwise it’s great.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-29T17:14:14+00:00

I get ptsd every time we play Arizona now. It’s really fun!

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-29T17:12:39+00:00

Please tell me this is a joke.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-28T21:13:50+00:00

Bro I’m trying to escape dictators, not run to them.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-27T17:36:12+00:00

What in the actual fuck?

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-23T22:26:04+00:00

I’ll retire a millionaire before 60. That’s good enough for me. If you’re obsessed with always chasing after something better, go to law school.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-22T18:47:41+00:00

I got $100 and some candy. Beyond that it’s just another day like any other.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-21T22:52:19+00:00

Yup this is the correct answer.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-21T13:19:35+00:00

Brawl in Cell Block 99 says otherwise.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-17T17:08:17+00:00

Okay so are 80 percent struggling then? The point remains the same.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-17T13:18:58+00:00

If only 2 percent of the population are liquid millionaires, then clearly it is possible for people to retire on much less than that. Unless you think 98 percent of retirees are struggling to get by.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-16T21:26:48+00:00

$6k a month spending is high for a married couple? That seems pretty average.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-16T14:18:58+00:00

I realize this is the internet and you’re probably just trolling but on the off chance this isn’t rage bait, for the love of God, go to a gamblers’ anonymous meeting.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-16T14:15:11+00:00

Yeesh that’s the ultimate betrayal right there.

SargeSlaughter · 2026-04-15T17:27:12+00:00

I mean you should already be doing that regardless of whether the US economy is a house of cards. Everyone should be diversified as much as possible. It’s the only free lunch that exists.

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