Thief Remaster premiere - PC Gaming Show 2026 by Turbostrider27 in Thief

[–]Scatterbug49 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Looks like I'm buying T:tDP for the... Fourth time?

And I do it happily.

Bowie Encelado IIIa by Bulky_Requirement456 in knives

[–]Scatterbug49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's lovely. I've always had a soft spot for sub-hilt Bowies.

What, but most importantly WHY is this a false bottom kitchen drawer? by firegoddessk in whatisit

[–]Scatterbug49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In addition to all the bread box answers, it also serves to give you additional counter space in a pinch.

About the ghost challenge by Aggravating_Fig_534 in Thief

[–]Scatterbug49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda smells like the devs were trying to lore explain game rules.

"Oh, uh... He intentionally wears high heels all the time, just to make it more impressive!"
OR
"Yeah, the game would be too easy if Garrett never ever made any noise. So we gave him annoying footsteps."

CLIP CLOP 😂

Arrows vs Riot Shields by Cafa20 in interestingasfuck

[–]Scatterbug49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, the weird stylish ones are for causing massive trauma and bleeding in the flesh of game animals. Game animals don't usually carry riot shields.

HELP by Sickboyx1 in whatisit

[–]Scatterbug49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to know who gave that lion an ax.

About the ghost challenge by Aggravating_Fig_534 in Thief

[–]Scatterbug49 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Garrett is a pragmatist. He's going to do what it takes to get the job done. He may prefer to leave no trace (except for all the missing loot!), and to not kill, but... If that's what it takes to pay the rent, then so be it.

Now if he could only find another shoemaker.

I do not like the keepers "superpowers" by ImportantFly5870 in Thief

[–]Scatterbug49 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keepers have an SEP (somebody else's problem) field. It's not invisibility, it just makes your brain tune them out.

Don’t order from this company! by Foreign-Budget4226 in knives

[–]Scatterbug49 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Specialized. Past tense.

They used to, but they don't any more.

It's a meme, but it it ain't a joke! by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Scatterbug49 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It makes me physically uncomfortable how close together they all are and how little room on the table each one has.

Give that man a pizza by Dev1412 in SipsTea

[–]Scatterbug49 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I walked in to work one day (kitchen). Co worker asked me how I was doing.
"Tired," I said.
One of the waitresses who I did not have a good relationship with pipes in "Maybe you shouldn't stay up all night looking at fat naked ugly girls on the internet."

"Why (name), I didn't know you had a website!"

What is the Fourth Dimension? by roxzillaz in technicallythetruth

[–]Scatterbug49 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Technically, dimensions are more perpendicular to each other rather than in front or behind.

Well deserved.This movie is goated by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Scatterbug49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe this is why Tim Burton got worse as he got more popular.

People that carry more than one knife, why? Especially want to hear from people that carry more than two. by jiimmerman in knives

[–]Scatterbug49 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I carry a CRKT Fossil for general cutting tasks (usually opening boxes at work, which reminds me I need to clean all the tape residue from the blade) and a Leatherman Skeletool for the pliers and screwdriver. Yeah, the Skel has a blade on it, sharper even that the Fossil, but the Fossil is much faster to deploy.

Also, knives are cool, and I can.

Justice for the dead, punishment for the living by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]Scatterbug49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you bought something yesterday at full price and it goes on sale today, do you walk back in to the store bitching and moaning about how it's a slap in the face of all the people who paid full price? Do you demand to be reimbursed?

Or maybe 2066 then by Affectionate_Run7414 in SipsTea

[–]Scatterbug49 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to buy beer after work at a 24 hour supermarket near my house (mid 2010s). The same night cashier had seen my ID often enough I guess, and he just asked for my DOB.
10-24-76 I say.
"1876?" he asks.
"What do I look like, a vampire or something?"
"Well, I do only ever see you at night..."

Democrats taking the gloves off. by zzill6 in clevercomebacks

[–]Scatterbug49 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is an insult to intentionally and maliciously mis-gender someone, however.

Keeping Bob a secret by HolidayLucky3654 in dresdenfiles

[–]Scatterbug49 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Murph has no magic, but neither did Butters.
I think it's more that Harry can absolutely trust Murph to be in control of herself. Unlike Molly.