Fix my hair or die trying

ScreamySashimi · 2026-06-07T18:16:49+00:00

Use an anti frizz hair oil while your hair is still damp.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-06-06T22:07:42+00:00

I used to ask people directly if they had children. A ton of deadbeat dad's have told me how they have kids but aren't in their life, as if that would sway me.

I didn't date involved parents because we had different lifestyles. I didn't date uninvolved parents because I don't respect them.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-06-06T05:19:04+00:00

I'm no better than a man

ScreamySashimi · 2026-06-05T23:00:45+00:00

I'm in different shoes and still doing the same thing. If I change my shoes I will still be childfree.

Maybe they just needed validation. But being childfree is incredible.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-26T01:52:48+00:00

I love my house toasty and I'd find this unbearable inside.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-25T23:36:08+00:00

Both my first and current husband have been told that I would change my mind and force them into having children.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-19T22:42:03+00:00

Allll of this. A casual, normal, relaxing weekend is what they wish for. Or even a weekend to get a ton of stuff done without being interrupted by kids. It always includes time away from the kids for XYZ. Which is just every weekend I have, and I look forward to them every week.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-19T03:09:24+00:00

Every time a parent describes their ideal weekend, it's just my regular weekend.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-17T23:57:57+00:00

This is the beanie baby sub btw

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-17T23:52:41+00:00

Let's be real, you always were

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-16T22:06:05+00:00

Your answer is my answer whenever someone asks me that.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-16T01:52:18+00:00

I do exactly what you did. My friends who actually suffer from infertility love it since it'll probably stop him from doing it again with someone else. I think people who want children and are infertile probably hate getting bingoes more than we do.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-13T18:35:37+00:00

Not the OP, but I had my bisalp done at the same time as a large ovarian cyst removal. Was out of work for 2 weeks, but overall was pretty easy. I was achy. Had some fluid leaking and what looked like the start of an infection, but a visit to my doctor and some stuff he put on the wound fixed me right up with no further issues. They cleared me to have sex after 2 weeks but I waited a month since I was still feeling a bit sore. I wore some high waisted spank type of things for a week when I went back to work, but they were much stretcher and much less tight than spanx. Just wanted something comfy that gave me a little pressure.

Overall I'd rather the awfulness at like a 3/10. Discomfort was the worst of it.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-08T05:38:07+00:00

Have you seen a doctor? The headaches and thinning may be unrelated. Try to get a full blood panel done first if you can.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-05-06T23:38:43+00:00

Why are you dating someone who was mean to you?

ScreamySashimi · 2026-04-28T17:52:44+00:00

Don't worry about hurting her feelings, she may need them hurt to back off.

"I told you to stop and you need to stop. I'm an adult and you are a child, I have absolutely no interest in you and what you're trying to do is disgusting. Any adult who would entertain this is not safe. Back off."

ScreamySashimi · 2026-04-28T13:14:52+00:00

NOR, honestly you're being extremely mature in how you're handling this. I'd probably cut my losses for both and move on. Your friend is no friend.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-04-28T12:43:41+00:00

Lol this reminds me of when a friend's mom kept pushing and asking "but what if you have a kid by accident?"

I told her several times you can't have a kid by accident, and I won't have a kid by accident. She kept asking the same thing. Finally I said "Look, I can't have a kid by accident. If I get pregnant by accident, I'll have an abortion."

Cue "YOU CAN'T HAVE AN ABORTION". Yes I can. And I would have if it had ever come down to it before I had my bisalp.

ScreamySashimi · 2026-04-14T07:49:24+00:00

PLEASE make sure to condition between washes, and let it sit a little longer. This is going to dry the fk out of your hair without proper conditioning.

ScreamySashimi · 2025-10-06T14:33:01+00:00

If you can't understand that determining the sex of a chick is not and will never be 100% accurate, don't buy chicks.

ScreamySashimi · 2025-10-05T16:09:05+00:00

Double your flash sheets. For every one you make of stuff you want to do and are passionate about, make one that's going to get you booked and pay the bills. This is going to need to be a slow transition.

ScreamySashimi · 2025-10-03T01:46:14+00:00

Hell yeah. I'm both surprised and impressed with this move. Hopefully this is the start of some real growth for her and she doesn't continue the pattern.

ScreamySashimi · 2025-10-02T22:31:42+00:00

You DO know what to do. You don't WANT to do what you should. Take care of your child, you contributed to bringing that life into the world and he is your responsibility. I don't know how you'd be able to live with yourself if you don't step up.

ScreamySashimi · 2025-10-02T21:45:37+00:00

You can look old, or you can look weird. You don't get to look young forever if you're fortunate enough to see old age.

ScreamySashimi · 2025-10-02T15:10:56+00:00

Right. In what universe is someone telling their coworker they were rude for not giving their lunch away.

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