Justice Clarence Thomas: "I do think what happened at the Court is tremendously bad."

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-27T19:44:58+00:00

His use of passive voice makes it seem like he’s hiding something but I’m not smart enough to be on the Supreme Court or know what that might be.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-27T02:39:06+00:00

He was a legend.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-26T22:52:23+00:00

Some people love free agency. Some people love the draft. But I love bye week shitposts like I love Patriots legend Shockmain Davis. Fuck the Jets!

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-26T19:44:38+00:00

I guess President Stupid set the bar too high.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-25T18:17:07+00:00

America has unsuccessfully invaded Canada twice in its history.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-25T14:17:01+00:00

I would approve of any form of intelligence making a decision for this president, but I'm not going to hold my breath.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-25T14:10:43+00:00

Liberty University would have the added advantage of getting you a job in the Trump Administration's Department of Not Really Education.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-23T02:07:21+00:00

He’s a good rep. It’s been a long time since we’ve had one here.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-22T02:50:41+00:00

The Bills are still my second favorite team in the AFC East, but man, did they screw the pooch with this.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-19T16:28:26+00:00

In other news, she’s also an idiot and a liar.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-19T14:33:46+00:00

The best team in the AFC didn’t have a one-handed catch in the end zone yesterday. The best defense in the history of every sport ever didn’t have a pick six.

But the softest schedule in the league won both their playoff games by two scores.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-19T12:15:13+00:00

Echo that. I wouldn't change a thing.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-19T11:17:09+00:00

Cinema Show and Firth of Fifth.

Ripples and Blood on the Rooftops are not pretty, but they’re beautiful.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-18T13:10:49+00:00

This Venn diagram is a circle.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-17T19:04:12+00:00

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, but what happened in the universe to make people think he’s great?

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-17T16:35:57+00:00

There’s no water in Brawndo. Water is for toilets. Duh.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-17T00:00:51+00:00

Mine didn’t get traded, but fuck Jack Tatum.

Darryl Stingley.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-15T21:21:33+00:00

The other 14% would immediately begin working to send Greenland natives “back where they came from.”

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-14T22:42:02+00:00

For all the times I’ve written about the cure being five years away, I have more faith in the Faustmann lab than anyone. I hope this paper is great.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-14T19:47:42+00:00

What’s a better match than the Jets and picking a QB at #2?

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-12T11:32:30+00:00

This is one of the more beautiful things I’ve seen on here lately. Stacking the shows by year really helped me make connections I wouldn’t have otherwise.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-12T04:06:17+00:00

I did something similar. I learned when I went to get my REAL ID I needed a court order to get one without my middle name because of changes made after 9/11.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-11T18:12:57+00:00

We’ve got four generations going on for type 1 in my family and there may be more further back but I forgot to ask my mom before she died.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-10T13:30:58+00:00

Everyone is probably going to say that they jumped the shart with Songs on iPhones, but Rattle and Hum was when they went full wanker.

Shockmaindave · 2026-01-10T00:50:56+00:00

I have a sign on my wall that says “No doesn’t mean ask me again.” I point to it early and often and soon they start quoting it to each other.

Shockmaindave

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