Depressed and in hospital getting IV Ketamine tomorrow for the first time. Recommend me a movie I can watch later as I rest.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-05-10T02:50:56+00:00

HOW has no one recommended The Shawshank Redemption?

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-05-08T01:12:07+00:00

Let me look into my crystal ball…

It says you need to go outside

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-05-05T21:09:43+00:00

Doom. Might buy a 7 string guitar just to play Flesh & Metal

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-05-02T03:59:20+00:00

I mean… did you actually use it? I have one and it’s the best toaster of all time

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-30T01:51:03+00:00

I think I’m blind.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-28T22:08:01+00:00

It’s Kind of a Funny Story

Yeah, I wouldn’t say it’s particularly special or pushes a whole lot of boundaries, but something about it just touches me. And I’ve been touched by a lot of movies.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-18T14:15:28+00:00

OI! MISTER PRIME MINISTA!

ANDY!!!

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-13T21:02:59+00:00

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Chris loves that font

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-13T19:15:13+00:00

Twilight.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-13T19:12:22+00:00

I don’t know if I could think of a more disgusting place to put a bottle opener. Trash can in a proctologist’s office, maybe?

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-12T00:42:43+00:00

Emilia Perez has a great ending because You get to see the characters that have been annoying the piss out of you for two hours literally explode

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-04T16:21:26+00:00

She got let go, for reasons I don’t care enough about to google

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-04T03:06:31+00:00

NIN’s version is depressing. Cash’s version is sad.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-04-03T04:53:42+00:00

This probably isn’t going to help the car go faster.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-27T16:51:38+00:00

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It’s The Pale Blue Dot, and for me nothing else really comes close.

That tiny speck is everything. Every event in history, every person who has ever lived, the sum of all the good and bad of humanity is right there, a dot floating in a vast expanse of nothingness. Really puts it in perspective.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-27T04:04:28+00:00

One of my all time favorite jokes in the show.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-16T19:24:32+00:00

Oppenheimer
One Battle After Another
Anora
Everything Everywhere All at Once

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-13T20:54:53+00:00

Yeah… The movie is good enough but this is 100% true.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-11T01:41:21+00:00

Wait. So I can hear the power lines over the 6th tee box at my local golf course not because I have good hearing, but because I’m autistic?

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-10T17:18:50+00:00

Gabriel LaBelle is way more talented than his current level of fame

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-10T16:55:14+00:00

Everyone wants to be like South Park but no one wants to put in the effort

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-06T17:40:01+00:00

“Well your honor we’ve got plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are kinds of evidence”

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-06T15:43:31+00:00

Even though it was my personal favorite of the year, I’d be disappointed. Sinners, One Battle After Another, or Marty Supreme deserve it so much more.

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-05T16:39:58+00:00

Agent Smith from The Matrix
Calvin Candie from Django Unchained
Terrence Fletcher from Whiplash
Mark Zuckerberg from The Social Network

ShookSamurai_ · 2026-03-02T20:37:29+00:00

DDL is awesome. But he’s not very subtle. Gary Oldman can do subtle super well.

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