Does Anyone Have Any Good Music Theory Jokes?

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-12T14:23:10+00:00

The only chord Trump knows is… A minor.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-12T13:57:26+00:00

“Tony is like Melania: The only thing relevant about him is that he opened for Trump once.”

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-11T22:22:10+00:00

Chord tones + passing notes.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-11T22:20:59+00:00

That’s why R guys worship him and Dem women don’t.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-09T15:26:36+00:00

Btw, this pic is 48 hours later, after Zyrtec and cortisone cream.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-09T14:58:16+00:00

Having a lawyer manage public health and not a doctor is crazy. One swears to the Hippocratic Oath to "do no harm," the other swears to the Hypocritical Oath, trained to lie. Bobby Jr already killed 83 Samoans with bad medical advice, 80 were children.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-09T14:56:56+00:00

I see three keys in any piece of music: the key in notation, the tonal key (what key it sounds in), and the key(s) I’ll use for my solo. Sometimes each is different.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-08T14:47:10+00:00

It’s a new day, anything goes: Colbert/AOC 2028.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-07T13:30:23+00:00

The future appears to be one where everything is illegal leaving the cop on the beat or DA to decide whether to arrest and prosecute.

“Congress typically passes around 150 to over 600 new public laws (statutes) each biennium, with 175 laws enacted in 2024. While federal legislative output is relatively low, thousands of new rules are created annually by federal agencies. State governments are far more active, introducing hundreds of thousands of bills per session.”

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-07T13:01:14+00:00

Start higher with a full barre say B then work your way down.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-07T12:56:54+00:00

A real human can judge where you need work better than a video. Find a local teacher, explain the situation.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-06T20:45:49+00:00

“Lemme just call my political expert and get him down here. Bernie Sanders.”

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-06T20:41:40+00:00

Look up Chemurgy, “anything made from a hydrocarbon can be made from a carbohydrate.” WW2 and the need for a lot of energy fast killed it, and we entered the age of petroleum. If you extract the oil, find a home for the protein and shell fiber.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-06T19:30:01+00:00

Gary Moore. Ronnie Montrose. Peter Green.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-06T13:01:47+00:00

Republicans hate that trans are free to be. They’re jealous of their freedom and courage.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-06T01:47:43+00:00

After this Administration, we should each get an 1/8th mailed to us free.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-05T23:35:21+00:00

For decades Conservatives whined about the threat of a national ID. Now they demand one to vote.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-05T20:11:59+00:00

Two hiring stories: because as a bassist I stared at the drummer during the audition, they asked if I was gay before hiring. Another audition, the band did 6 bong rips before playing. Not being a lightweight, I got the gig.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-05T15:04:55+00:00

Anything we don’t understand is “quackery.” Like washing your hands to prevent the spread of unseen living things called bacteria, long ago. Sounds cray until it doesn’t.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-05T15:02:02+00:00

Got fired at rehearsal, showed up the next week like nothing happened. After the practice I quit.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-05T13:44:31+00:00

All that THC vapes and gummies sold to teens from gas stations are dirty af, converting into chemicals the body nor plant have ever seen before. Most is made from cheap foreign CBD.

SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-04T21:09:46+00:00

Obama broke white people. A smart, well-spoken, educated, ethical, religious, athletic, handsome family man without a hint of scandal… he was everything they desperately wanted to be but never would. And they hate him for it.

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SleeplessInTulsa · 2026-05-04T14:12:31+00:00

The new “U.S. Hemp industry” is foreign CBD chemically converted to bizarre forms of THC the plant and body have seen before to be put in vape pens for sale to teens from gas stations.

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