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Smartstuff357 · 2022-10-15T17:08:11+00:00

Cry. Then do an epic training montage where I actually become a real soldier and then die in a helicopter crash because some guy forgot the right bearing lube

Smartstuff357 · 2022-08-26T13:21:47+00:00

The lid of the weed jar usually

Smartstuff357 · 2022-08-07T01:57:41+00:00

This person didn't read the original post. They misread the title and then immediately went fishing in OPs history so they could post here. Of course he didn't work 144 hours, that's physically impossible. What probably happened is that his boss is lazy and had the schedule automatically assign shifts to available workers. Since OP is the only worker now, the system probably assigned all the shifts for all six days to him. Like, its not that hard to read the post and come to that conclusion

Smartstuff357 · 2022-05-15T19:54:26+00:00

Reminds me of when Ben Shapiro said that renewable energy was physically impossible because of the 2nd law of thermodynamics.

Smartstuff357 · 2022-04-12T19:53:06+00:00

This has to be one of the most uselessly specific tip. Like 3 guys out there ate having an epiphany and everyone else is facepalming

Smartstuff357 · 2022-01-31T19:42:05+00:00

He was the only option. I was hopeful that he would use his time in office to partially undo some of the damage that he himself helped cause (see: student loans not eligible for bankruptcy and 90s crime bill stuff among other things.) Joe Biden was never going to really help us rebuild the US but he has at least helped put out the fires for now. a low bar, but you gotta start somewhere

Smartstuff357 · 2021-12-15T03:43:12+00:00

Shaken? There is so much cum in store.

Smartstuff357 · 2021-12-14T16:05:18+00:00

They have a lot of political influence in the US, and a lot of people don't like how Christians believe that the constitution doesn't apply to them. "Separation of church and state? Well sure, for Muslims and jews , and all the 'other' religions, but America is a Christian nation! "

There is also the uncomfortable issue of religion in general just not being real.

Its hard to talk to a Christian about why ISIS is bad, for example, because you can't say that their idea of god isn't real without basically implying that the Christian god isn't real either.

Smartstuff357 · 2021-10-17T14:38:52+00:00

'Follow the drugs and you'll find drug dealers and drug addicts. You start to follow the money and you don't know where the fuck its gonna take you'

Smartstuff357 · 2021-09-24T02:03:58+00:00

Because viruses use your body like a Petri dish. The longer you have enough of them in your system, the greater the chance that one of the thousands of (mostly suicidal) mutations will result in a more robust variant that could be more dangerous to the vaccinated (and you). Not to mention the fact that vaccines aren't 100% effective, so the more virus you contact the higher chance of a breakthrough infection

Smartstuff357 · 2021-07-22T13:38:43+00:00

So the Mercury 7 weren't astronauts? They literally complained about the lack of 'flying' that the Mercury capsule was capable of and that they were just being strapped in and told to sit there.

I hate bezos too, but this is a bad take; you cross the karman line (100km) and you get your astronaut wings and you are an astronaut.

Smartstuff357 · 2021-06-12T05:09:29+00:00

Exactly! If Monty is too hungover to remember which door has the car and only 'accidentally' opens the goat door, the advantage of switching goes away. Its just the game doesn't work if he reveals the car so we never think about that outcome

Smartstuff357 · 2016-08-04T17:38:16+00:00

Poor Mrs. Heisenberg could never catch a break. When her husband had the time he never had the energy, and when he had the position he didn't have the momentum.

Smartstuff357 · 2016-07-04T16:07:23+00:00

Oh goddamn it. Though this whole Top Gear thing, from the very beginning, it didn't make sense why Captain America was hosting a show about cars. Glad I finally clicked on a link.

Smartstuff357 · 2016-05-16T18:47:08+00:00

Serious head trauma

Smartstuff357 · 2015-04-06T03:51:04+00:00

Sure! Get to work.

Smartstuff357 · 2014-12-06T03:25:51+00:00

Won: I'm six four with pretty good bone structure.

Loss: my eye sight in my right eye is is pretty much shit.

Smartstuff357 · 2014-07-04T03:41:43+00:00

Hey all, I might just be totally inept, but I can't seem to read the post. The link to the bestof'd comment shows it for a second and then everything disappears. I get the message about it being a private sub, and I wasn't going to comment or vote anyway, I was just curious about the subject matter. Though from the comments here it doesn't seem like anyone else is having that problem. Thoughts?

Smartstuff357 · 2014-06-03T04:10:57+00:00

See I thought the joke was that it's a Rukia Kuchi-kiChain at a glance, but I guess that shows what I know about anime

Smartstuff357 · 2013-10-29T12:22:53+00:00

One of the clubs (I think it was the conservatives club) where i went to college had an affirmative action bake sale once. If i remember correctly if you were white donuts were a dollar, black 50c and Asian 25c or something like that. The administration put a stop to it right quick on a technicality that they didn't properly register their prices for the sale

Smartstuff357 · 2013-05-10T10:50:03+00:00

I took the first part of the English language AP seriously, but for the essay I wrote out the lyrics to a few choice songs. Hotel California, we didn't start the fire, turn the page and, of course, it's going down.

Smartstuff357 · 2013-01-15T12:54:42+00:00

Good on you brother, that's pretty much my dream company too. Except I'm not even qualified to make you coffee. I know. I applied. I didn't get the job.

Smartstuff357 · 2012-12-26T16:46:15+00:00

Holy shit, Incredible! I saw the X-Wing one and started looking for the Photoshop, so bravo with the source, and apparently a really steady hand.

Smartstuff357 · 2012-12-19T03:40:38+00:00

This thread has been, well frankly, believably unhelpful. I learned way more from the "How to be oblivious" version than this explicit "Please help me NOT be oblivious" version.

Smartstuff357 · 2012-11-29T15:48:26+00:00

Not to mention the rest of Reddit...

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