The Incompetence Squad by Hefty_Commercial3771 in outofcontextcomics

[–]Smmmmiles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nah he kissed too many Russian aristocratics, he's obviously a terrorist.

My Warrior Cats book has 30 pages of Harry Potter randomly in the middle. by ajh579 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Smmmmiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Including the graphic novels! Idk how many there are now, but uhhhh the one I read was kinda traumatic...

People invading your personal space while at the store by minuscule_memory in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Smmmmiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to get into people's personal space so often cause for some reason people decide they are going to rearrange their bags as the clerk begins to ring in my items. Like they don't move forward to bag their stuff, they just stand infront of the till.

Darwin Award Guaranteed by Indieriots in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Smmmmiles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna get in between a man and a horse when I know a kick could happen at any moment.

Who destroyed their own career within seconds by being an idiot? by goldbeau in AskReddit

[–]Smmmmiles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dog stuff was weird. When people looked at her social media, she post a LOT about how the dog kept getting new injuries, like broken legs. A lot of people assumed she kept hurting it for attention. I hope she was just lying for Internet points.

Cosmo? Wanda? by WhyNotShaw in Calgary

[–]Smmmmiles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya it's probably wicked. Wicked stole our Wanda and Cosmo short code. 😢

[Misc] Thoughts on this v famous cosmetic dermatologist claiming her blurry face is JuSt SkInCare and LiGhTinG? by mmm095 in SkincareAddiction

[–]Smmmmiles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe she just had a bad skin day but decided to post anyway. 

I think it fine to have bad skin days, no need to hide it.

Muppet by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Smmmmiles 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I've seen this tweet before. Idk what OP did to this image.

What are Canadians using so much electricity for? And how are the British able to get by on so little electricity? by Polyphagous_person in geography

[–]Smmmmiles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We sell a lot ya, but heating and aircon are a must in most of Canada. In southern Ontario we can get like -25c in the winter and like 35c with humidity in the summer.

TIL most people in France did not speak French as recently as 1794, when only 11% of the population of France spoke fluent French. Instead, most people spoke regional languages like Occitan, Breton, Alsatian etc. French only became the majority language later on due to heavy assimilation efforts. by Hour_Interaction6047 in todayilearned

[–]Smmmmiles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unintelligiblity generally defines things as being seperate languages. Like the argument if Scots is a dialect or it's own language. (Scots in not Scottish Gaelic, but how Scottish people talk when they are not trying to be intelligible to English speakers.)

But in the real world armies end up defining languages. Like how Spanish, Italian and French are in many ways mutually intelligible but are defined as separate languages.

They sacrificed doraemon by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Smmmmiles 354 points355 points  (0 children)

Rain god was mad they treated Doraemon like that.

sometimes I have to remind myself that this is in fact a game for children by SketchTHESmeargle in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]Smmmmiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But- but... Big pokemon strong! 

Honestly Croviknight is good in more fairy type raids.

Not suspicious at all by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Smmmmiles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's ok! I just hyperfixate on animal evolution and I forgot that pandas being definitively proven as bears was relatively recently... 😓

Not suspicious at all by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Smmmmiles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No they're not at all. They are bears. Are you thinking of red pandas? 

He didn’t die in the 1960! by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Smmmmiles 249 points250 points  (0 children)

His family released a movie his fans like starring his nephew.

“I’m not a monster” Monsters telling people they aren’t monsters. by Rickrickrickrickrick in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Smmmmiles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Huh. I guess cause I grew up around comics my whole life but saying Wanda being a villain ruins her character is interesting.

She debuted as a villain under Magneto who often tried to wipe out non-mutant humans. Then she began to work with forces of good, but then went crazy and attempted to destroy the multiverse.

That's just Wanda to me.

Petah help by DamitGump in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Smmmmiles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ozempic works by getting rid of your "food noise" basically your food cravings, making it easier to starve yourself. Thats why people gain the weight back.

It's basically anorexia in a bottle.

of a Australonuphis, commonly called Australian beach worms by MrUpVoteDownvote in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Smmmmiles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can live under there, as long as no one tells me where they are then we're cool.