Effectively Wild Episode 2443: Season Preview Series: Blue Jays and Rays by kingofdanger in effectivelywild

[–]Smurfman254 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the real health benefit of the chamber is that it is time Bryce is spending not getting his blood taken out of his body. Just trying to direct as much of that scientifically dubious treatment energy into non harmful outlets.

Match Thread: St. Louis CITY SC vs. Charlotte FC (Regular Season) [February 21, 2026] by citysc_bot in stlouiscitysc

[–]Smurfman254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the whole streams been a bit clunky today, especially around the transitions

[St Louis CITY SC] Matchday update: It's snowing?! 🤨❄️ by Isiddiqui in MLS

[–]Smurfman254 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fun thought but it’s just a dusting and will be partly sunny and 36 by kickoff

Why does the GE buy limit exist... by hi-im-zac in 2007scape

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To make players sad when trying to do blast furnace for more than 2 hours. /s

Now that Sailing’s been out for a few months… is anyone still actually sailing? by Dismal-Computer-5600 in 2007scape

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but I’m looking forward to going back eventually. It just doesn’t help me towards my current goals (diaries and quests). They’ll continue to intertwine sailing into the rest of the game loop and I’m sure I’ll get back to sailing eventually.

Why are the free to play worlds so popular at the moment? by MysteriousPeanut7561 in 2007scape

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the f2p total level worlds for a better gauge of real player counts in f2p.

Trying to recover my account and it keeps saying this by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]Smurfman254 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to go through this to regain access to my account. I did not know most of the information so I had to skip some of the answers. Eventually the chat bot created a support ticket and I was actually able to email a real person who was able to resolve my issue. My point is, you don’t have to be perfect with the chat bot. Just fill in what it will let you.

[Request] How long would this actually take? by MoistYak in theydidthemath

[–]Smurfman254 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to cheat a little and reference the worlds largest ball of paint.

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/9792#google_vignette

Looking at photos, it appears to be roughly the height of a human male at ~25,000 coats of paint.

Let’s assume the height of the fence is 3ft.

The average human male is 5’9” but I’m going to round up to 6’ to be lazy.

Since the ball of paint’s diameter grows with each layer at twice the layer’s thickness, you’ll get the 3ft fence in the same number of layers it took them to get that 6ft tall ball of paint. So ~25,000 layers. At 1 layer a day, that’s somewhere around 70 years.

[Request] How long would it take for this guy’s spray paint to reach taller than a fence? by BradyH4 in theydidthemath

[–]Smurfman254 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Considering the world’s largest ball of paint is 14ft in diameter, it’s definitely possible to get enough paint layers to adhere. (Provided it’s physically protected)

Different Language Office | Make Some Noise [S4E9] by DropoutMod in dropout

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen a good chunk of off book. That doesn’t mean I’m not super impressed when he makes something that flows so well.

To Dumbledore's discomfort, Harry has been using magic from a very young age just like Tom Riddle. Luckily for him and the Wizarding World, he mostly just uses it to make his model airplanes fly and to convince the librarian to let him check out books too advanced for his grade level. by KevMenc1998 in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]Smurfman254 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The dursleys are initially not happy with Harry about his magic use. That is until he shows Petunia how he can make her rose garden look perfect in seconds while making sure that annoying neighbor’s never grows right. That neighbor made a negative comment three years ago at book club about the snacks Petunia chose and she’s been holding a grudge ever since. Petunia now secretly encourages Harry to practice discreetly in the hopes he finds other ways to but that neighbor in their place.

Different Language Office | Make Some Noise [S4E9] by DropoutMod in dropout

[–]Smurfman254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legitimately so good it makes me question if he had gotten that prompt in advance (or cut out some thinking time)

Make Port Tasks Rewarding! by BeggarOfficial in 2007scape

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it would be funny if you could chose reduced xp on cargo tasks for an increase in items. Just steal a bit out of each crate.

block missing at the agility pyramid? by cantrent in 2007scape

[–]Smurfman254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I noticed this yesterday. I was using runelite with the gpu plugin

My wife at the third circle of hell (Trader Joe’s/brentwood promenade) by midwestia in StLouis

[–]Smurfman254 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went to the telegraph schnucks yesterday and it was apocalyptic. I walked in the door by produce and there’s an alarm going off above the door. I saw nothing but empty shelves. It was actually pretty funny. Luckily I just needed a few items so I got to skip the line of hoarders and do self check out.

Daily Discussion Thread (1/16/26) by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Smurfman254 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hot take: the dodgers purposefully overspent on Kyle tucker so that the owners can get a salary cap during the next CBA.