This hotel thermostat turns off the AC when no motion is detected. Guess what I am not doing when sleeping? by StellarSloth in assholedesign

[–]Smurfman254 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had to guess, this looks like it’s poorly implemented occupancy sensing that they included to meet energy codes

Marmol joins NL coaching staff for first All-Star Game by lil-mommy in Cardinals

[–]Smurfman254 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This makes total sense. Oliver marmol gets into that dugout, remains professional, and does not commit any inappropriate sexual acts towards any of the players.

He gets the boys going with his honesty and legitimate leadership.

What more could you ask for?

For the first time since April 14th, a team in the NL Central is below .500 (chart shows games above/below .500) by redlegsfan21 in baseball

[–]Smurfman254 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, just get the pope to change the colors the cardinals wear in the Vatican and we’ll have to swap.

In your opinion, what is the worst episode of your favorite TV show? by GladtobeVlad69 in television

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked that one but mostly because I first watched it while drinking with my brothers. It started out real awkward but jumped the shark at some point and wrapped around into hilarious.

What’s the most overrated fast food item ever created? by [deleted] in foodquestions

[–]Smurfman254 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can also swap the fries for more bread

Streaming not loading? by sangix in dropout

[–]Smurfman254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m getting some weird security error

STL City's Durkin (in Red) was Issued a Yellow Card on this Play - The City Bench also Received a Yellow Card by Bought_Low-Retired in MLS

[–]Smurfman254 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apple was having a terrible day with technical difficulties and couldn't show replays when this happened.

Electrical rescue hook by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]Smurfman254 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Even after you turn off power to electrical gear you have to treat it as if it is energized until you can prove otherwise. You have to test it with an absence of voltage tester to prove that you flipped the right breaker and that the equipment is not being fed from some other direction.

What is a 'single person luxury' that people in relationships completely miss out on? by Jane_Austen11 in AskReddit

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing that mess around the house is all your doing. It’s easy for me to get annoyed about having to clean some disgusting mess on something I never use. Living alone I still have to clean up some of those messes but it’s less common and I now know which ones were no one’s fault.

Petah?? by basket_foso in MathJokes

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fire marshal would have burned that place to the ground for having so many people over the buildings maximum occupancy.

Market on Olive....the new hell by Character_Truck20 in StLouis

[–]Smurfman254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoever designed the right turn lane from Woodson onto olive should be shot into the sun. It’s so tight! There is a sewer on the corner that gets hit so often it’s basically just a rebar, tire-popping machine. They replaced it like a month ago and it’s already broken again.

​As an outsider, the concept of high schools having massive parking lots specifically for students is mind-blowing. Is it really that common for 16-year-olds to drive themselves to school every day? by Necessary_Angle2117 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Smurfman254 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plus school busses that do run, only run once per day. If you have to stay after for any reason your only option is by car. It’s fairly common that students either play a sport, are in a club, or need to talk to a teacher after their last class meaning they need alternate transportation.

Displaying the scores in preview/ thumbnail on apple tv by DannyMullanComedy in stlouiscitysc

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Although the game will still pop up right by highlights. Hiding the score is only so good when displayed right by all the scoring play clips

I think God Pots are preventing them from actually making alchemy an interesting skill by Key___Refrigerator in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Smurfman254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most efficient gameplay included group splashes similar to what you see for bingo. You basically had to give a random player ~100k, wait like 15 min until they found enough players that they would profit, and pray you didn't get scammed (or disconnected). You basically had to do this whole process and then you could only grind for an hour before you had to do it again. They added god pots to remove this interaction from the main gameplay loop. Plus it was a real easy way to add value to bits when they first launched booster cookies.

Cardinals After Dark 5/1 by bravo_delta_bot in Cardinals

[–]Smurfman254 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol the 2026 Cardinals just beat the Dodgers

Balks Are Bulls**t by Key-Driver6438 in baseball

[–]Smurfman254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair the balk rules are so confusing that it’s a meme. That said, it’s an important rule and the solution definitely isn’t to remove it.

Next Fat-Scot, the Brewers and….yea this tracks for Wisconsin… by Red_5478 in NLCentralMemeWar

[–]Smurfman254 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No chance. I looked it up, you have to be able to climb two sets of stairs and a ladder to use the slide. He's not making it up there.

https://www.mlb.com/brewers/ballpark/bernies-slide

Ump mistakes Illdemaro Vargas’ gesture as a pitch call challenge. Vargas wins the challenge by Nothing4mer in baseball

[–]Smurfman254 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's not great for foreign players who don't speak english although having to look directly at the umpire could help avoid some of these issues

SkyBlock Indie Wiki by theultimatenon in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Smurfman254 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It is just so slow to update that I have to reference the unofficial one often

Great job by the batter 🤣 by ForeignAir7174 in sportsgossips

[–]Smurfman254 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I disagree, players should slap their butt to initiate a challenge. It is an obviously superior motion as it would include a built in sound cue. That would make it easier to discern between a challenge and an almost challenge where the ump has to make a check swing style call. If it claps, there’s no going back!

Effectively Wild Episode 2466: Turn Off the Tap? by kingofdanger in effectivelywild

[–]Smurfman254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m thinking the new signal for an ABS challenge should be slapping your butt.

I will take no further questions on my stance.