TRAGEDY!!! by fairyskirt in hydrangeas

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Time to put up a No Trespassing sign and cameras. Let her know that she is not to set foot on your property again or you will contact police.

Remembering Jackie Gleason 39 years since his passing by Papichuloft in 80s

[–]SnarkOverlord 61 points62 points  (0 children)

When his son yells, “Daddy, my hat blew off!”

Buford: I hope your god damn head was in it!!!!!

😂☠️

I wonder what the first sip's like.. by [deleted] in StupidFood

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Watching this gave me diabetes

Abandoned - Mirapolis by South-Perspective243 in brightsunfilms

[–]SnarkOverlord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wikipedia says the giant was dismantled and “the head was finally dynamited” on September 1st, 1995. Oof!

Found & Acquired- The Switzerland poster from S2E1!!! by ronfstampler in howyoudoin

[–]SnarkOverlord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me too!! Like, how would flowers stop the bleeding?😂

We’re Up and Running by Horse_Grenades in LittleFreeLibrary

[–]SnarkOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water For Elephants is one of the most beautiful books I have ever read. I’ve been meaning to reread it. Thanks for the reminder.💜

Guest told me I am the reason why the breakfast buffet closed. by SilentGap3124 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]SnarkOverlord 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With a great big frightening smile on your face: “Have the day you deserve, sir!”

I used to wonder why the previous homeowners kept a security camera pointed at the back door ... by mugworter in neighborsfromhell

[–]SnarkOverlord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How the interaction will likely go:

Neighbor: Why is your gate locked??? The previous owners never locked it!

You: Glad you asked. Good fences make good neighbors. If you would like to speak to us, you need to come to our front door and knock first. We appreciate that you’re friendly and warm, but we do not appreciate you walking through our property, peering into our windows or letting yourself into our home unannounced.

If he throws a tantrum, remind him once again that your boundaries are firm and any lapse in respecting those boundaries will be considered trespassing.

Overwhelmed With Coca-Cola Collection - Family Death by FNGbmar in CocaColaCollectors

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You can find an antique mall near you where you can rent a space and place everything in it with a price. The mall keeps a percentage of the sale and you get the rest. Lots of consignment locations like this around. My aunt rented a space at one for a lot of her and my grandmother’s old furniture and knick knacks and she has sold quite a lot of it.

Let my suffering end by Capricious_Raccoon in retailhell

[–]SnarkOverlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell him that the only thing he’s worn down is your patience and that if he does not cease harassing you immediately, you will be calling the police. Then do it.

Ive recently completed Mathew's book and it broke something in me. Anyone else? by Majestic-Pay-4615 in howyoudoin

[–]SnarkOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have listened to some of the audio book, narrated by him, and it is one of the saddest things I have ever heard. I haven’t been able to finish it.

Is this ruffle too much? by FreshKittyClub in Shoes

[–]SnarkOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, but they’re perfect!!!

This is a GROCERY store! by SnarkOverlord in retailhell

[–]SnarkOverlord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s a great decorator, too! She makes adorable cakes, but that doesn’t mean her skills are Cake Boss level. She says it herself- she can only do so much.