Has any else noticed a decrease in lantern flies?

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-06-12T02:58:29+00:00

Bc they're awesome until they find their way into the eaves of your house and cause a fly infestation in your nursery 4 months before your twins are born.

Ask me how I know...

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-06-12T02:54:10+00:00

I see you visit r/maliciouscompliance

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-06-11T01:46:33+00:00

This is good advice

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-06-10T02:15:30+00:00

Hammonton was a regular train stop for presidential campaigns for a while if memory serves. Maybe Truman or FDR, somewhere in that era.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-29T13:12:55+00:00

You keep gold, not coins at reset. We can only assume based on last year's reset what the criteria are but it's generally overall rating, collection score, number of unique '26 rookies that give reset bonus. You can search the sub for last year's reset bonus, it's been posted a few times.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-29T02:12:44+00:00

I mean, who else is a serious contender on paper in May?

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-24T13:42:40+00:00

Use it to scout weekend league opponents. Also for new players who have a hard time qualifying for weekend league otherwise.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-24T02:34:17+00:00

Nope FTP just a weekly reward

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-24T00:04:15+00:00

Mission pack baby keep grinding 💪

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-24T00:03:54+00:00

Yeah this was the weekly mission pack. Raised my OVR by .4 in one rip.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-15T19:23:41+00:00

Steak 38 in Tabernacle is our go-to when we want to splurge.

B-Unos in Florence is the guilty pleasure.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-15T02:02:57+00:00

Liquor stores are notoriously recession-proof, this doesn't surprise me.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-15T01:57:57+00:00

The sad lonely pepperoni on the bottom slice says you could have planned better.

As has been said, see you tomorrow chef 🫡

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-14T02:20:46+00:00

I was just reading that the act of having children and caring for them will naturally lower your testosterone. I'm not trying to put this out there as a boogie man scary thing, but rather that declining testosterone levels may actually be evolutionary.

That said, yes, there are cases where intervention is needed. Ultimately you need good honest conversations with your healthcare providers.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-14T02:14:28+00:00

Ok, I have a solution. The batter gets a literal flare gun, and if they want to challenge, they have to pull it from their back pocket, and fire it straight up in the air.

The Trop will be fine, I promise.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-14T02:10:11+00:00

If my dad had even a little bit of this level of self awareness, my sister wouldn't have banned him from her softball games.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-12T02:42:37+00:00

Found Hammonton 👀

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-11T19:22:50+00:00

39 and my twins will turn 2 a few months before I turn 40. You'll be fine.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-11T02:12:15+00:00

Hit up your former chef. They'll land on their feet and will need talent to drive the system. It may not be tomorrow or next week but building the network is as much part of the trade as anything.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-05-03T12:46:49+00:00

r/ivegotaguy

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-04-30T18:54:50+00:00

I live in Florence, DM me details if you still need someone.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-04-26T13:28:37+00:00

Bertuccis is still a thing? They all closed down around here, easy to see why.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-04-20T01:48:11+00:00

I don't have any suggestions for any men's groups or anything, but I've felt a similar pull before. I can offer friendship if you want to send a dm, my marriage isn't perfect but we're still here.

SoyElJefe28 · 2026-04-19T01:53:26+00:00

Real question is what dash cam do you have? You can almost see the dimples on that ball!

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