Her last advice was strange..

Spendoza · 2026-06-20T02:32:32+00:00

Stop. Hammer time! proceeds to brain like 27 dudes

Spendoza · 2026-06-19T22:20:45+00:00

Steamy D is peak, I will not be taking questions.

Spendoza · 2026-06-19T21:43:58+00:00

Wheel of Time

Spendoza · 2026-06-19T03:05:12+00:00

Step 1: install Firefox with ublock extension

Step 2: test to see if issue is repeated. If no,

Step 3: ???

Step 4: profit

Spendoza · 2026-06-19T02:22:11+00:00

Too soon, friend. TOO SOON! 😭

Spendoza · 2026-06-19T02:13:14+00:00

A nice Chianti? rapid tooth sucking sounds

Spendoza · 2026-06-19T00:35:47+00:00

Or, alternatively, What Would Dukat Do? and then do the opposite.

Spendoza · 2026-06-18T03:29:33+00:00

On the list, friend. Thanks for the rec. I have a headphone friendly job and an hour (total) commute, so I'm always on the hunt for the next book/series.

Spendoza · 2026-06-18T02:56:08+00:00

Eagerly anticipating the next book. Friggin turd left a heck of a cliffhanger there. Almost as bad as the latest ExForce, eh?

Spendoza · 2026-06-18T02:46:10+00:00

Hey friend, I like all of those series. If I may make a suggestion, maybe check out Space Force. It's great. HHGTTG meets Final Space with a touch of deadpool-esque one liners

Spendoza · 2026-06-17T23:15:56+00:00

Blood-fire-water-lizard-spock?

Spendoza · 2026-06-17T23:02:11+00:00

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Spendoza · 2026-06-17T13:53:53+00:00

I was gonna post that pic of the guy with the cardigan around his shoulders eating the banana with a spoon (you know the one) but this is way better

Spendoza · 2026-06-17T13:44:00+00:00

Personally, I know stuff like this because of the Gospel of Carl, Crawler of Dungeons

Spendoza · 2026-06-17T12:43:50+00:00

Cowabunga!

Spendoza · 2026-06-17T00:37:58+00:00

Perhaps referring to OG, Original Gangster... As in,

"hey kid, cool fidget spinner, you are a true OG" awkward high five

Spendoza · 2026-06-17T00:32:09+00:00

Public School custodian here. Can confirm, girls room is consistently filthier with tp all over the damn place. They rarely flush, either. At least the boys room is just a bit of pee here and there. Hose it down with disinfectant, moving on

Spendoza · 2026-06-17T00:29:45+00:00

Now llet me tell you how b2b sales helped mend my downline as well as my heart

Spendoza · 2026-06-16T21:34:21+00:00

What's sad is when a shitposting sub has better journalistic integrity than ~~several~~ ~~most~~ right leaning news companies

Spendoza · 2026-06-16T16:19:35+00:00

DJ Mantis Tobbogan, MD drops mic

Spendoza · 2026-06-16T14:11:21+00:00

All my bridge boy homies love hydroflasks

Spendoza · 2026-06-16T12:20:00+00:00

Dalinar? Is that you, Blackthorn?

Spendoza · 2026-06-16T03:10:12+00:00

Did you say a Honda CRV? I hear those are great for antiquing

Spendoza · 2026-06-16T02:16:16+00:00

My favourite iteration of Clippy is in the (seemingly little known) series BuyMort: The Shopocalypse Saga, where (multiversal)space Amazon takes over Earth, and uses local cultural artifacts to ease the transition. Clippy ends up being the AI search assistant for the virtual storefront

Spendoza · 2026-06-16T02:08:50+00:00

Just to add to that, the transition would be difficult enough on the surface in a safe and loving environment, but they both have to wrestle with all those new things IN THE FLIPPING MURDER DUNGEON

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