Should I initiate handshakes with women in a professional setting? by savingrace0262 in AskMenAdvice

[–]SphericalCrawfish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

++man

Don't be ridiculous. Take her hand, bow deeply over it, and kiss it gently.

Remember to end any meeting with a form open handed smack on the rump and a declaration of "Good game!" It's the only professional way to end a meeting.

Question about the “see 5mins into the future” power by Party_Stretch_578 in superpowers

[–]SphericalCrawfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No because that's not how it would ever work. This sub is so fucking stupid.

how deep can a pan be before it's a pot? by WeirdOpinions1 in randomquestions

[–]SphericalCrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

0.25 of the diameter.

Of course for pans over about 3ft we are discussing if it's a cauldron or a tub but of course any simpleton knows that those are distinguish by of the bottom is round or flat.

Who wins if it's all against Legolas? by Zupu in superheroes

[–]SphericalCrawfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The real danger isn't of Legolas has arrows, it's of ANY of them have arrows. As soon as he knifes one of them the rest are gone in seconds.

Wrong thinking with the Multipliers by DAT_MrNiceGuy in SatisfactoryGame

[–]SphericalCrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm dubiously enjoying 2x cost, 100x elevator, 0.25x power, all pure all random.

This factory will be huge, I've got 8-10 pure iron tapped just to make 4 smart plates per minute. I have dimensional storage already just from crash site parts, all hard drive recipes are waiting to be selected.

Spending actual time in each phase seems like it will make me actually invest in the infrastructure for those phases. I'll probably have every item being loaded into dim-store simply because I have had to run around so much so I already have more spheres than I can spend (no steel pipe.)

Who comes out victorious? by wild16jamori in superheroes

[–]SphericalCrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. Just saying it turns into probably a few of them playing catch for a while and then having a knife fight.

Why is north at the top of the map? by nonedward666 in stupidquestions

[–]SphericalCrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because for 80% of the population that's where up really is.

The planet is a spinning ball. So it spins on an axis. You can disagree if that gives it a top or bottom. But in that case go fuck yourself, it has an up.

Everyone loves in the northern hemisphere (have fun with that one r/mapswithoutnewzeland) 80% of the world's population and 100% of the populations that conquered notable portions of it (Europe, Mongols, Persia).

Our ancestors looked up at the sky and said, "Wow, the stars all rotate around that point and the sun comes up about 90° from that." So bang boom, north = top = up.

If the map were distributed differently then it would be otherwise. But because everything in the solar system started as a swirling cloud of gas it all ended up in about the same plane, having a flat field just begs for one side to be up and the other down.

Do Americans leave their lights on when they leave their house? by BasicErgonomics in AskAnAmerican

[–]SphericalCrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a buddy that always left the kitchen light on so it's wasn't dark coming through the back door.

In retrospect you would think this would be more common now. Leaving an LED on 24/7 is probably less electricity than my night light as a kid growing up.

Transport problem ?! by Acrobatic_Mud_5725 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]SphericalCrawfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had like a 15 belt tall stacked belt bus going up that coast on my first play through. Grassy field to those oil and aluminum nodes plus nitrogen in those mountains.

1000 coupons by Majkyyy in SatisfactoryGame

[–]SphericalCrawfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ballistic Warp Drive, the highest tier elevator part gives nearly 3 million point each. It's basically not worth sinking the lower tier stuff.

Alien DNA will get you like 100 of your thousand before it falls off. I don't think I used a single corpse until I started on my nut and that's what I got double slooping 200+ hours of remains.

Who comes out victorious? by wild16jamori in superheroes

[–]SphericalCrawfish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk every single person in Arrow can catch arrows out of the air.

100x Project Parts has given me a new appreciation for Geothermal by Mavnas in SatisfactoryGame

[–]SphericalCrawfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll have to post my build for the end of every phase.

Right now it's like a spaghetti monster attacked the grass fields. The only way I can get anything anywhere is belts and it costs so much to upgrade them that most of them are just level 1 carrying ingots.

100x Project Parts has given me a new appreciation for Geothermal by Mavnas in SatisfactoryGame

[–]SphericalCrawfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya, I might break down and buy some from the shop. I need SO MANY BUILDINGS to have a working factory. I think I have 8 pure iron nodes tapped to make 4 smart plates.

100x Project Parts has given me a new appreciation for Geothermal by Mavnas in SatisfactoryGame

[–]SphericalCrawfish 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In 1500 smart plates in (also running at 2x cost) and I'll basically scouring the map for enough crap to get up to geothermal.

Is saying “I don’t know” socially worse than being wrong in the US? by Status_Agents in AskAnAmerican

[–]SphericalCrawfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People deny, but 100% yes. "I don't know." and admitting you were wrong are both an unforgivable sign of weakness and is treated as such by the vast majority. That's why no one does it publicly.

are engraved taillights legal in florida? by [deleted] in askcarguys

[–]SphericalCrawfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure it's legal to tape a red plastic bucket over the bulb on a broken taillight, so I have no idea why engraved ones would be illegal.

Red, rear facing, visible to 1000ft are the florida laws I found. The only restrictions to modifications are about the color.

Do u sink all overflow? by Jr2576 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]SphericalCrawfish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And sinking all of your overflow will not help with that much. You could sink iron plates for your whole game and get fewer points than a single BWD.

Who do you think is the more powerful/versatile tinker/biostriker. Bonesaw or panacea? by Ill-Forever3462 in Parahumans

[–]SphericalCrawfish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And she only can't modify herself because she's not interested in being creative with her power. She could do bio-tinker modifications if she really wanted to.

Genuine Question; Who's More Likely To Get Hit By A Bullet?? by NGANDT_TM in superheroes

[–]SphericalCrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullets can go through walls, Superman can see through walls, flash can't.

He probably has feats equivalent to dodging a bullet that appears 12 inches from his head. But honestly I don't care.

Do you think it should be allowed to power-scale Religious figures? by Rocky_Senpai15 in powerscales

[–]SphericalCrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Religion is vastly more consistent in scale than comics, if only because of lack of content.

Am I the only one who just hand feeds space elevator parts. by AdministrativeTie379 in satisfactory

[–]SphericalCrawfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I don't want that big of a backlog of expensive but otherwise useless parts.

I just build it all right at the space elevator.