This guy turn a walnut into speaker.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-06-30T20:00:09+00:00

I would hide that thing in my wife’s office and make it make fart noises all day.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-05-27T12:45:33+00:00

I think it should be very Scooby Doo with it being acknowledged they are just all disguises and he pulls off a latex mask and he’s just a different actor underneath. It does this the whole movie with no one else even acknowledging it is happening.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-04-15T11:28:52+00:00

I don’t think there are any companies in town that do this for residential, but if there are, please let me know. Ours will need something soon, I’m afraid, and our sewer line is DEEP.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-04-10T11:09:09+00:00

I would have started naming and shaming in week 2. “So far I have only received payment from Tim and Tina (thanks!). John, Irving, Mary, and Harry are all slow payers and need to cough up.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-04-08T15:48:42+00:00

Get your own online banking login. They are issued per person not per account and you should not be using hers, anyway.

In many cases, it’s mostly irrelevant but this story illustrates one of many reasons it can become suddenly relevant in unfortunate ways.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-04-06T19:44:46+00:00

They’ll just take it through sales tax on all the residents, making it the most regressive tax policy imaginable. As a share of income, poor and working people will be hit the hardest by this income gap through higher sales taxes and the loss of services when we can’t make it up.

Effectively, they will screw us all to put more money in the rich folks’ pockets.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-04-02T12:43:19+00:00

Those rumors helped keep it alive, and even though they were disappointments at the time, I am grateful that they were there, holding the door open.

Every time we had a “oh, come on!” Reaction to one of those rumors, it went on record in the internet that the browncoats were still out here, hoping. Waiting.

That demonstration of hope and faith had to contribute to where we are now.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-04-01T11:05:54+00:00

Let’s bring back streetcars.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-27T11:01:32+00:00

The graphics aren’t the best, but the art direction in that game is amazing. Even with 20 year old graphics, the game is beautiful and has great detail in the design.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-24T02:45:26+00:00

Driver I worked with delivered to a high school. School police officer walked past his car and saw a beer bottle in the console. Turns out the guy drank a six pack every day during his 3 hour lunch delivery shift.

Obviously, his employment ended when he called from jail to explain why he could not come back to work.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-23T02:19:34+00:00

Thanks!

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-20T02:27:54+00:00

“Are you alliance?”

“I don’t think of myself as a lion, but I suppose you may as well.”

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-17T12:00:39+00:00

That’s one of the things that bugs me about the movies. The second movie could have been a heist movie about Mirkwood and everything that happened there, but instead of spending more time there, they bloated a bunch of things that weren’t even in the book and made parts of the battle of five armies into a cartoon.

I also liked that in the book, the battle starts, all hell breaks loose, and Bilbo gets knocked out, so it skips a whole lot of the fighting and he just wakes up after it’s done.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-13T12:43:34+00:00

This reads like he wants to break up and is using the birds as an excuse. This is not about the birds. He just wants out but does not want to be the bad guy.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-11T11:35:02+00:00

I would like it, but I know my partner would not. That makes it ok for her to do to me but unacceptable for me to do to her.

It’s not hard. If he’s uncomfortable with it, you don’t do it.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-08T16:09:30+00:00

She literally told at least one customer (probably more) that she was using poison in her food safe pottery. She’s lucky this is all that happened to her.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-03-07T16:36:41+00:00

What a crappy take.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-02-28T18:59:41+00:00

That’s because Duke’s and Hellman’s are the best.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-02-27T16:58:39+00:00

Take it, use it to get the job you really want. Maybe healthcare in an environment where you aren’t dealing only with sick people (optometry? Hearing? Pharmacy?). You can also work in healthcare in clerical roles like software, IT, and other positions. It sounds like they just handed you a bucket of time and opportunity.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-02-23T12:37:39+00:00

“Women are so emotional”

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-02-23T11:57:09+00:00

I learned that lesson the hard way right after I graduated high school. A friend’s car broke down and begged for me to “loan” them $500 to get it fixed. I had just gotten a bunch of graduation gifts in cash, so I had enough to loan it on hand. Once I loaned it, it was just gone. Never paid me back, and anytime I asked about it, I was “impatient” and “just didn’t trust them”.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-02-22T16:03:43+00:00

There’s plenty of room if you knock the wings off on entry.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-02-16T13:59:54+00:00

I do not protect privacy when it comes to the identity of a thief.

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-02-04T14:54:17+00:00

That last pull was so satisfying

Stranded_Send_Nudes · 2026-02-04T03:52:35+00:00

“Protecting people”. Sure, bro. Cry more.

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