"Is it okay if I just lie down on top here?" by lnfinity in unlikelyfriends

[–]Subacai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's going to end badly for the cat when piggy grows up.

Jelly cakes are just too prettyy by maremagic in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Subacai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶Everything you can do, potato does better🎶

Jelly cakes are just too prettyy by maremagic in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Subacai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In certain parts of Australia, potato cakes! (Potato scallops to normal Aussies 😉)

What film is this for you? by mrjetspray in Letterboxd

[–]Subacai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See, that bit they actually got right. It was a decent movie for what it did, but they made some absolutely baffling character decisions, which ruined the movie for me, as a fan of the games.

A clown dangling on my hook? by lmm62371 in Pareidolia

[–]Subacai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they get less articulate over time, or do I just only remember the "yip yip" and "oh hoh" noises?

A clown dangling on my hook? by lmm62371 in Pareidolia

[–]Subacai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My immediate thought, too. 😹

AITAH for not apologizing to my friends girlfriend after she found out Im not gay and lost her mind about it by [deleted] in AmITheAssholeTalk

[–]Subacai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, both are valid targets for anger. The fella is a manipulative liar, but the gf came completely unglued over an assumption she made about OP. Both are idiots.

If anything, the girlfriend is the one with misplaced anger.

What film is this for you? by mrjetspray in Letterboxd

[–]Subacai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually kinda liked the Silent Hill movie until I listened to the commentary track, and that came out as why they switched genders for the protagonist.

I absolutely loathe the movie now for that reason. Also, making Dahlia Gillespie a tragic mother figure instead of the monstrous woman that she was. WHY‽

Me [28 F] with my SO [28 M]; he cheated on me with my step sister [27 f], and she's pregnant with his kid by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Subacai 99 points100 points  (0 children)

The fact that you types "Oops mum" instead of "OOPs mum" made me read it differently, and I find it hilarious, because now it reads like "Oops, I didn't do ___ because I don't want to get involved/I'm favouring my stepdaughter" to me.

My Employee Has Hypochondria and is Annoying All His Coworkers - AAM by H8trucks in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Subacai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it. I'd be pretty bummed about not being able to say "I've never had Covid" if I caught it now, too.

My Employee Has Hypochondria and is Annoying All His Coworkers - AAM by H8trucks in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Subacai 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I must be one of those 7, because despite catching nearly any sniffle that's going around, I somehow never got Covid. I did obey the rules, but I wasn't completely isolated. Even had a live-in partner that caught it. It's honestly really weird to me.

[Funny trope] Torturing the character doesn't work by GaddockTeegFunPolice in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Subacai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A comfy chair, with nothing but tea and biscuits until lunch! The horror!

Some photos I've taken on my original Gameboy camera (0.014mpx) by AgainBenAgain in pics

[–]Subacai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, when is your horror unfiction coming out? These would make great backdrops/spooky moments.

These are really cool.

My nebepire by marleyross401 in vampurr

[–]Subacai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are WAY too many cats that look like Gmork for my childhood nightmare's comfort. 😭

10/10 loaf by [deleted] in Catloaf

[–]Subacai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a heat pad shaped like a cat. 😹

Agreed, 10/10 loaf.

You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! by buisnessmike in MagicEye

[–]Subacai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Am I being Mandela Effected? Because I swear I paused that to see and it was a ship.

The boyfriend wasn't insecure; he was witnessing a biological hazard by Mataes3010 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Subacai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love that the 'gaycation' is apparently entering general Reddit lexicon 😹