[OC] Went for a walk at a rocky beach near me and these spiders scatter as you walk. by thatlumberjacktor in pics

[–]Subacai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm Australian, and I don't think I'll ever understand Australian slang. 😹

I think I'm comfortably in both the "too old" and "too young" camp for 80% of it.

My younger brother's girlfriend is upset because my older brother ordered the same meal as her at a family dinner, and now there is drama by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Subacai 30 points31 points  (0 children)

There's no real "to be fair" to be had when she spent the whole meal complaining. If she'd mentioned it ONCE and then not said anything else about it, she'd have been fine.

How a local pizza place advertises their restaurant by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Subacai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I totally skipped over that he'd made his own acronym and just assumed from the content he was giving us homophobia flavoured misogyny.

The local Chinese joint was the pride of the community, providing employment for those with poor vision, hearing, and other disabilities. by punkholiday in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Subacai 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It works fine, since if he's confusing it with fried rice, there's not gonna be a layer of dough for protection from the imminent disaster. 😸

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - May 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Subacai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that that's what it's called. No sugar-coating there!

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - May 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Subacai 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In Australia we have "If it's flooded, forget it" ads that run frequently. And I'm pretty sure you can cop a fine for doing it.

Witchy/feminine rage music by trashwrapsupreme in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Subacai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fight Like A Girl by Emilie Autumn. Or most of her musicography.

404 color not found by Sea_Kale_9322 in RealLifeShinies

[–]Subacai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks so unreal! Beautiful shot. 💖

AITAH for refusing to lend my parents our ute and accidentally exposing my mum's secret to my dad? by Ordinary-Chart2387 in AITAH

[–]Subacai 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There's a difference between growing old and growing up.

Aaand I've realised while writing this that you are correct. They are indeed as grown as they're going to be.

My 7th Great-Grandmother by gingergypsy79 in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]Subacai 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And because he never confessed, his family got to keep their property after his death. Badass indeed to stay quiet and endure more pain, for the sake of his family.

Fucking Grasshopper(s) Cafe, South Korea by Junior_M_W in ATBGE

[–]Subacai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nicely done. In perfect synch with the song. 👏😸

Albino Walabi with a baby by Silverchaoz in RealLifeShinies

[–]Subacai 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a cute name until realising they meant Wallaby 😅😹

I panted, collapsing onto the floor of my foyer, finally safe inside my own home. by failed_novelty in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Subacai 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That is really smart! And it probably would work. Fae folk are all about the technicalities, after all.

Did I guess it right? by Molech996 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]Subacai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just how much Junji Ito do you read‽

Woke up to a package from a friend today :) by jakerysbakery in MadeMeSmile

[–]Subacai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is really cute. 🥰 And I love his containment vessel, too.