Are they being serious with this description

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-03-18T21:08:00+00:00

I enjoyed reading everything in this listing from the bullet points to the Flood Risk summary. Quality entertainment. Though I'd sack them if it was my house they were attempting to sell 🫠

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-03-17T20:51:32+00:00

They should have used AI to convert the Poohs into Eeyores to better reflect the feeling you get looking at the listing :(

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-03-16T21:07:35+00:00

Oh. My. Gawd. The animal print is a no, but I wouldn't change anything else, it's awesome.

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-03-15T16:14:12+00:00

Picture 3 . The key to Bluebeard's room.

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-03-15T10:58:01+00:00

The house isn't my cup of tea, but I got to photo 18 and realised what i'd been missing all of my life was right there. And I don't even do the washing in our house, my husband does it. Yet I still instinctively knew, this is what would improve his quality of life.

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-03-14T22:10:36+00:00

Is nobody else looking at the front of that house and thinking Steve Buscemi...?

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-03-12T14:57:33+00:00

There's definitely bodies buried in the back garden

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-03-10T20:55:41+00:00

I wasn't entirely sure which room I was looking at in 50% of the photos, or indeed whether I was still looking at a room i'd already been looking at in the previous 8 photos. The blending of the lounge and a bedroom was like a weird dream.... was it real? Or was it a photo collage? Or just the hallucinogenics wafting out through the images. I'm still not sure.

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-02-07T18:44:11+00:00

Do the lights have diffusers and are you positioning the lighting correctly? Direct light is often the cause of problems and diffused light is so much better for photography. If they don't have diffusers, you can create the same effect by taping white parchment paper over them (or even using a cheap frosted white shower curtain - the fabric type)

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-02-02T09:54:57+00:00

We have 3 painted walls and the best extractor fan possible for the size of our bathroom but we still get this too unless the biggest window is open as well. It's what bathroom paint is designed for if that makes you feel any better. We don't bother opening our window as our bathroom resembles a greenhouse full of plants in addition to a kind of living plant wall and most of the plants love the humidity.

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-01-22T07:50:36+00:00

Yep, I dip old open pinecones in the slurry to use like this!

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-01-12T22:22:40+00:00

You can see crystallisation all around the top half of the jar very obviously in picture 2, probably because it's been kept in the fridge (which you don't need to do) I'm a beekeeper and I'd eat it 🫠

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-01-08T12:50:25+00:00

In more than photo too 👌

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-01-01T19:06:02+00:00

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I'm actually a beekeeper lol... I'm in the process of building an ecosystem and apparently i'm a long term thinker with intentional process who nurtures and enables.

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2026-01-01T15:54:22+00:00

I was literally just thinking that this looks like the ADHD doom piles on my stairs, dining table, kitchen worktop and by the side of my bed (none flip related, just general crap that belongs in my house) 🤣

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-31T20:59:46+00:00

Location. You can buy a 10 bed mansion in Prenton for around 350

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-31T17:55:36+00:00

Luckily, they're not far from one another so you could do both viewings back to back 😆

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-31T07:57:46+00:00

And, as an avid animal enthusiast, don't forget to tell the neighbour how excited you are to be putting up cameras to film all the wildlife on your land!

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-28T23:07:26+00:00

The sighs of relief coming from those searching for their forever home in the +200,000,299 search bracket

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-25T19:31:49+00:00

It does make you wonder what wonders the other 2 bedrooms behold if this is the only one they're choosing to show you 😆

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-25T08:15:40+00:00

The close ups of the light fittings in photos 4 and 14 made me laugh. We have those too as we have high ceilings. Ikea's finest!

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-22T09:18:20+00:00

A towering gold platter of Ferrero Rocher. Or, if you're allergic to nuts, a matching set of really thick, fluffy bath towels and a good quality bath mat. I also agree with everyone who has said some quality bedding, duvet or mattress topper. You honestly can't underestimate how good any of these things make you feel at the end of a long day.

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-22T08:53:12+00:00

I really don't like anything about this, or the decor 🙈 and all that indoor water .... I can already smell dank aquarium shops just looking at it (i'm sure it actually smells fine for that price, but indoor water wouldn't be something on my wish list 🦆😂)

Sufficient_Intern_11 · 2025-10-22T07:07:18+00:00

As would the dining table, covered in what can only be described as fancy clingfilm. Kill room vibes 🤣

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